Le Trolls

Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Kai, You

 

 

Kai

I Love this group, but sorry peasants. The Kai will have to withdraw from this group.

But just a couple of minutes. Kyungie using my phone.

 

 

Chanyeol

Aiye, just go and leave you bastard.

 

 

You

Don't forget to hide away your pr0ns when he's using~

 

 

Baekhyun

Wait Jongin have s in his phone???? :O

 

 

Chanyeol

DANGER~!

 

 

Kai

That's because I do s. And I am awesome. Now peasants good bye.

 

 

Kai left

 

 

Baekhyun

I feel odd now.

 

 

You

Like what?

 

 

Chanyeol

*breaths*

ITS THE FRESH SMELL OF AIR WITHOUT JONGIN'S FART!!

 

 

Baekhyun

Not really....... But close enough

 

 

You

THE FRESH SMELL OF AIR WITHOUT JONGINS STINKY ARMPIT SWEATS!

 

 

Baekhyun

….. Yes

 

 

Chanyeol

ITS QUITE BORING HERE NOW THAT JONGIN IS OUT. HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY GUISE!

 

 

Baekhyun

Whut

 

 

Chanyeol

LETS ADD SEHUNA~

:DDDD

 

 

You

MEH. Sehun is busy these days. Luhan keeps on taking him out to town for bubble teas. I doubt he can glance his phone when that princess hanging on his arm like koala.

 

 

Chanyeol

Gramps??? ;^;

 

 

Baekhyun

R U SEARCHING FOR DEATH NOW PARK CHANYEOL?!

 

 

You

Ewww y u so emo. But if so, I would be honored to do the digging for his grave <3

 

 

Chanyeol

Jerk

 

 

You

 

 

Chanyeol

 

 

You

Dickhead

 

 

Chanyeol

Crazy totoro faced

 

 

You

…. That hurts. Take that back!

 

 

Chanyeol

JONGTOTORODAE FACED~!

 

 

You

PARK CHANYEOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

 

Chanyeol

TOTORO TOTORO TOTORO~~~

 

 

Kris joined

 

Chanyeol

WHUT

 

 

You

Whut

 

 

Baekhyun

 

 

You

WHO DID THIS SINFUL CRIME?!

 

 

Baekhyun

._.

I did, your honor.

Sorry I wanted to add Jongin back to the group since Soo already give back his phone.

But idk how I accidentally added the dragon instead >A>

 

 

Chanyeol

BYUN BAEKHYUN YOU SERIAL KILLER!!!!!

 

 

Baekhyun

NOT MY FAULT

 

 

You

OH MY GOD BITHCES MAKE HIM LEAVE THIS GROUP

NOW

 

 

Baekhyun

I'M TRYING!

 

 

Chanyeol

THIS IS THE END OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(And I'm hungry btw)

 

 

Kris

You little s

Stop spamming me or I'm poking your eyeballs with spoons.

 

 

Chanyeol

.______.

 

 

Kris

PLASTIC SPOONS

 

 

You

OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOO

FORGIVE US!

BYUN BAEKHYUN YOU IDIOT MIDGET WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

 

 

Baekhyun

It's not on purpose Q~Q

 

 

Kris

Ahh.. I see, so this is the thing that makes Jongdae stay late at night and laugh like a retard.

 

 

Chanyeol

KEERIISEEEUUU~

 

 

Kris

Yes?

 

 

Chanyeol

FEED ME~~!

 

 

Baekhyun

What the hell Park Chanyeol we're on panic attack yet you're asking Kris to feed you?

 

 

Chanyeol

;^;

I'M HUNGRY.

 

 

Kris

I'M NOT YOUR SLAVE

 

 

Chanyeol

You're my boyfriend tho~ ><

 

 

You

What

 

 

Baekhyun

What

 

 

Kris

WHAT???????

SINCE WHEN??!!!!

 

 

You

Ow Kris hey, never knew you're such a two timer

 

 

Kris

HEY I'M NOT

HEAR WHAT I SAY DON'T GIVE A AT THAT CRAZY GIANT

 

 

Baekhyun

Says the giant himself -.-”

 

 

Chanyeol

FEED ME!

 

 

Kris

Do it yourself. I told you already, I am not your slave.

 

 

Chanyeol

Then you're Chen's slave!

 

 

Kris

What

 

 

You

Hohoho oh yes, he is indeed my slave. What about it, peasant?

 

 

Chanyeol

As your partner in crime, May I have the honor to borrow your slave?

 

 

You

Why asking, my dear? Of course you can have him. Just ask him anything. He got all of it ;))

 

 

Kris

That's it, I'm getting my spoon. You better watch out

 

 

Baekhyun

Tsk tsk tsk... Soo umma hid the kitchen utensils after what happen to Jongin and Joonmyun hyung.

So... good luck on your treasure hunt ;P

 

 

Kris

What happened?

 

 

Chanyeol

Apparently they have this quarrel on who will have Kyungsoo for a day and bring him out to the town. Kkamjong turn mad so he grab a chopstick and poke the leader's stomach. And hyung took a frying pan and smack him with that.

 

 

Kris

Well then....

 

 

You

n__n kekeke. You can't harm us with any methods anymore, eh?? Pity~

 

 

Kris

Yixing.

 

 

Baekhyun

=A=

 

 

Kris

Right. Yixing will do the trick.

 

 

Chanyeol

>:[

FEED MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Kris

I think I know where Yixing put his unicorn costumes somewhere...

 

 

Chanyeol

FEED ME!!

 

 

Baekhyun

Oh please no. not the costumes.

 

 

You

.... nostalgic.

 

 

Chanyeol

Q^Q FEED ME /Cries/

 

 

Kris

^_______^ Meet you boys later at the K's dorm. Make sure to be there on time~ I'm bringing the costumes soon enough, kay?

 

 

Kris left

 

 

You

Oh god. That smile is hideous.

 

 

Baekhyun

Should we hide?

 

 

You

Tao said the 6^th basement is clear now after he bring out his gucci back. How bout it?

 

 

Baekhyun

Good idea. Brilliant. Bring some pillows and blanket. I'm bringing snacks.

 

 

Chanyeol

WHAT THA HELLL. Y U 2 OFFLINE NOW??!! I'M HUNGRY!

 

 

Baekhyun

Ooops almost forgot

 

 

Chanyeol

YES U FORGOT ME!

 

 

Kai joined

 

 

Chanyeol

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT??????? /ugly sobbing

 

 

Kai

What happened?

 

 

Chanyeol

…...

 

 

Kai

????

 

 

Chanyeol

FEED ME.

 

 

Kai left

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note:

: Just a short and quick update I did to get rid of my writer block.

: Oh my, sorry for the lack of updates

: Been busy with school and final years exams ;-;

: But guess what, I finished my six years mandatory school X)))

: Which means now we're having our last term one whole month holiday~~!

: Next update? What is that? Can I eat it?