REVERSED!EXO

Hunnie, Baozi, Xing Xing, Duizhang, Jongdae, Jongin, Soo, Joonmyun, Chan Chan, Baekkie, Zhitao, You

 

 

 

Jongin

Goodness gracious Do Kyungsoo haven't I told you many times already to never set foot into mah kitchen!

 

 

Hunnie

Your feet brings hell for the kitchen, Kyungsoo.

 

 

Duizhang

Guys... We're still in this pathetic game?

 

 

Zhitao

Kris, watch your tongue

 

 

Duizhang

I speak when I want to. No one can stop me :P

 

 

Soo

;-; But that's my kitchen...

 

 

You

Someone had eaten my steam buns! Someone ate my,The Baozi's steam buns! Who dares to do such a crime?!

 

 

Baozi

n_n Baozi, it's just steam buns. I can buy some more for you <3

 

 

Zhitao

*groans* For the one hundred and fifty-fifth times already, Luhan ge quit eating buns or you'll get fat. And Minseok ge stop spoiling Luhan too much and Kris, I can not tolerate any of your disrespectful behavior. No gucci for a day.

 

 

Duizhang

Whut

 

 

Xing Xing

LOLOLOLOLOL Shame on you, Kris. Shame.

 

 

Zhitao

Zhang Yixing stop trolling and annoying other people or you will get it. Including that LOLOLOLOL of yours.

 

 

Xing Xing

D: But duizhang~~~

 

 

Jongdae

-Insert a dimple smile flower boy-

 

 

Soo

I do not wish to have someone or anyone keeping my distance away from my kitchen! We are soul mates! This game is pathetic and stupid! I quit.

 

 

Chan Chan

You will get a free complete package to act wild, go gangsta, cut Jongin umma's hair, trash Leader Hun's Bubble Tea box, put rainbow lipstick on Suho, torture happy virus Baekhyun, steal Duizhang Tao's bb cream, break Kris's wushu stick, put poison in Luhan's steamed buns, break Chen's guitar, lock Lay in the public toilet and spray creams on Xiumin's face when he sleeps. How's that? A day off with no frowns ^^

 

 

Soo

I, Do Kyungsoo do not agree with the terms. Go beg many times you want, peasents. I will still quit.

 

 

Chan Chan

And free painting the walls with my eyeliners, exclusively limited edition from Holika Holika and Maybeline.... And Ponds.

 

 

Soo

Okay I stay.

 

 

Jongin

>:( Park Chanyeol you little devil who told you to do so? Huh?!

 

 

Soo

Oh come on Jongin..... Umma. It's just for one day

 

 

Duizhang

What the heck do you want me to kill you with my pure golden wushu stick and beat you mercilessly until no bones are left.

 

 

Hunnie

Want me to choke you with my bubble tea army?!

 

 

Joonmyun

-pouts- But my lips are adorable just the way it is. Maknae hates lipstick! It makes me feel girly >_>

 

 

You

U wanna kill me?!

 

 

Xing Xing

LOLOLOLOLOL I dont really mind being locked in the public toilet. LOLOLOLOL. But question. Can I bring my ipod?

 

 

Chan Chan

Yes

 

 

Xing Xing

Can I bring my laptop?

 

 

Chan Chan

Yes

 

 

Xing Xing

TV?

 

 

Chan Chan

Yes

 

 

Xing Xing

How bout my bed and blanket and pillow?

 

 

Chan Chan

Well that's fine.

 

 

Xing Xing

Sweet. Then I'm in.

 

 

Chan Chan

Yeay! Make sure to already book a cubicle for two days and one night :)

 

 

Soo

<3

 

 

Hunnie

What is this? Hotel?

 

 

Zhitao

Luhan don't eat buns for a day, Xiumin don't and never sleep for the night, Kris go get your wushu sticks ready at the front door and Chen go buy a treasure box and put your guitar and my bb creams inside it, lock it, and put it in our basement. Don't care about Lay, he's fine just the way he is. We need to stay away from Chanyeol and D.O

 

 

Jongdae

Which basement?

 

 

Zhitao

Wtf which basement do you think is suitable?

 

 

You

I thought there's only one basement exist in our dorm

 

 

Jongdae

I recommend basement #6 tho

 

 

Zhitao

And what basement is that?

 

 

Jongdae

The 'Hiding the Gucci from Tao' basement.

 

 

Duizhang

Damn you Jongdae.

 

 

Zhitao

OAO No wonder my Gucci stuff are disappearing day by day!

 

 

Jongin

=_= 6^th basement?

 

 

Joonmyun

Sehun appa -pouts- Joonmyunnie also want our dorm to have six basements -puppy eyes-

 

 

Zhitao

That's it. Wait till I get my spiky wushu stick and I'll be beating you to pulp any time soon Kris ge.

 

 

Duizhang

There's a spiky wushu stick?! 0__0

 

 

Baekkie

OK that's it who in the hell put bacon in my shoes?!

 

 

Joonmyun

Chanyeol with the help of D.O

 

 

Zhitao

GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

 

Baozi

Guise where's Lay? The manager is calling him.

 

 

You

Are you saying he's already in the public toilet? .__.

 

 

Hunnie

-_____________- Seriously?

 

 

Baozi

Which freaking public toilet?! Quick, manager is getting wild!

 

 

Zhitao

Just you wait BB creams, I'm going to put you in a nice new house, just near to our dorm's mailbox.

 

 

Jongdae

Isn't the closest thing next to our mailbox is a trashcan belong to the neighbor?

 

 

Duizhang

;;;;A;;;; Huang zhitao you wouldn't!

 

 

Baozi

Do Kyungsoo and Park Chanyeol where in the hell did you put Lay in?! ><

 

 

Chan Chan

The company's toilet room

 

 

Baozi

Which toilet room? There's like ltons of them in every floor.

 

 

Soo

….....

 

 

Chan Chan

…......

 

 

You

Let me guess... You two forgot which one?

 

 

Chan Chan

;_; Don't blame Kyungsoo and I! We didn't forgot! We're just confused which one!

 

 

Duizhang

Oh great Lay is missing and I'm dying soon.

 

 

Soo

Told you so, this game is pathetic and stupid. Why did I even agree to play anyway? *sigh

 

 

Soo left the group

 

 

Jongin

It was fun at all. But -yawn- The Kai is tired. Buhbye~

 

 

Jongin left the group

 

 

Chan Chan left the group

 

 

Baekkie left the group

 

Zhitao

Don't you ever try to hide yourself from me, Kris.

 

 

Duizhang left the group

 

 

Zhitao left the group

 

 

Baozi left the group

 

 

Jongdae left the group

 

 

Hunnie left the group

 

 

 

Joonmyun

WHAT??!!!! THE GAME IS OVER?! BUT BUT BUT BUT I WANNA PLAY IT AGAIN!!!!! I WANNA BE THE MAKNAE TT^TT HEY!!!!!! I WANNA BE THE MAKNAE!!!!!

 

 

You

We will play again soon n_n Bye~

 

 

 

You left the group

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Oh My God there's a ert in the ladies toilet!!!!!!!!!!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author's note: Y no many comments? ;--;