Episode 005: Randomness was never this weird (D.O)
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[A/N: Just a short update]
Jobless is amazing
Jongin, Chanyeol, Kris, Sehun,Tao, Suho, You
Jongin
*Hearing to U-Kiss's Stop Girl Eng ver*
Someday I don't feel like trying~
Someday I can't take the lying~
Suho
Today's the day that I'll be flying away~
I gave you all that you needed~
Chanyeol
So why do I feel defeated?
And now my heart is depleted
Tao
Can't find my way~ Eh eh~
Sehun
Stop girl, In the name of love~
Kris
I'm angry
Jongin
-__- Poop. you ruin the song, hyung.
Sehun
Yeah D: And it was the chorus part as well! >.>
You
What's wrong, Kris hyung?
Kris
I am angry. I'm angry at a certain panda who ruin my life
Tao
And who is that supposed to be?
Kris
don't act like you don't know. Can't you even considerate how painful my shattered heart is?! You're the reason who took away my love! MY BB CREAMS!
Chanyeol
Aw Kris hyung, don't be sad. Want a free hug? :3
Tao
I don't know what you're talking about *smirks
Kris
I will say it once again Huang Zhitao, your gucci will be in no safe situation until I get my revenge. So you better watch out or kiss goodbye to your Gucci.
Park Chanyeol give this hyung a hug, NOW.
Chanyeol
*Hugs Kris hyung*
Tao
What tha- r u trying to make me feel bad and jealous?
Kris
Chanyeol hug me tighter
Tao
FINE
Baekhyun joined
Tao
Byun.Baekhyun.A.Hug.NOW
Baekhyun
OAO *cover myself*
Suho
Tao-ah.. You sound like a
Jongin
ual assaulting, eh?
Tao
>:( I want a hug too!
Baekhyun
Y?
Chanyeol
I hug Kris hyung n_n
Baekhyun
WHAT ALRIGHT THEN *Hugs Tao*
Chanyeol
>:I
You
I will be choking anyone who dares to changed the subject to Hugging time
Jongin changed the subject to “Free Hugging Time~!”
You
Bastard
Jongin
Correction, My dear Kyungsoo. You said 'Hugging Time', but this is 'Free Hugging Time~!' ;P Wat'cha gonna do bout that
Sehun
Maknae wants a hug.
Suho
*Hugs Sehuna
Sehun
^---^ Gomawo hyung~ <3
You
Guise please let's not play ANY game AT ALL (and please don't try to be a drama queen and gasp at my caps lock words or no dinner)
Suho
Yeah... In fact, I think we really shouldn't play any games after the Lay's incident .__. Our manager prohibited us from any kind of games that involves playing with the members.
Chanyeol
It wasn't my fault :I Anywho, Kris hyung gimme a hug too >3<
Kris
Uhm..... No?
Chanyeol
Tsk, cheater
Kris
I am Kris Wu Fan. I can get anyone to hug me anytime I want but I do not give hugs to anyone, especially those who I found not giving benefits.
Chanyeol
Q.Q You're so heartless! After I gave my body to you, this is what you repay me with?!
Tao
This sounds so freaking wrong
Baekhyun
I feel shivers.
Jongin
LOL, what is this? Ombak Rindu?
Sehun
-.- You watch that Malaysian movie? Seriously?
Jongin
Who cares.
Suho
I prefer Adam & Hawa. Ya'know, that newest top drama. The international trainees keep on talking about that movie.
You
You eavesdropper
Chanyeol
TTTTT^TTTTT I HATE THIS WORLD. WHY NO ONE LOVE ME?! ALL I NEED IS A LOVE FROM PEOPLE WHO I CARE! OH I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL I BE IF I HAVE NO FANS AROUND.
But hyungs, Adam & Hawa or Ombak Rindu are... Meh. For me, Aku bukan Tomboy is more dramatic yet cute.
Jongin
Yo sure? -wiggle eyebrows- But I like that movie too.
Sehun
Psssh, I like KL Drift more better.
Suho
Oh dear Hunnie, it looks like you are lack of love.
Sehun
….. It's better than cheesy dramas
Kris
KL Drift is not a dramatic movie, airhead.
You
I kinda like Mami Jarum though :D
Baekhyun
Me too. Like seriously, I kinda LOL a bit at it X))
You
IKR
Kris changed the subject to 'Group of idiot dudes'
Tao
I feel offended
Kris
That's good. -Thumbs up-
Chanyeol
Who watch DisneyXD? 8D
KICK BUTTOWSKI!
Baekhyun
SCAREDDY SQUIRREL!
Tao
KICKIN' IT!
Jongin
PAIR OF KINGS!
Sehun
FAIRYTAIL!
Suho
:( Sehun-ah, why are you so comedy-less?
Kris
Fairytail is an anime, dummie.
Sehun
WHO CARES WHAT STUFF I WATCH OKEI?! You mean hyungs! I LOVE FAIRYTAIL AND I SHIP LOKI/LUCY!
Jongin
Weirdo. That OTP does not exist. Hardcore Jellal/Erza shipper <3
You
I kinda agree with Suho. Sehun-ah, it's unhealthy to lack of comedy and romance that involves reality.
Tao
Hah, Sehun is still too young to know more about adulthood.
Kris
Looks whose talking.
Sehun
FINE.
Jongin
Ice cream anyone?
Chanyeol
BATMAN HE'S GONE
You
I got a bad feeling...
Suho
That's just your mother instinct, Kyungsoo.
Chanyeol
I'LL MELT YOU DOWN LIKE ICE CREAM~
Chanyeol changed the subject to “ICE CREAM~ CREAM~ CREAM~ CREAM~”
EXO-K DORM
“Greetings my honey pies! How's work these days~?!” A voice came in and the sound of the front door open and closed can be heard. Luhan's head pop out to the kitchen with a bright cheerful smile. And flowers burst out from his smile when he spot D.O and Kai sitting quietly in the kitchen. Tho the two look so lifeless like dead corpse. “Oh hi Luhan,” D.O greeted with a very weak smile, and there were black lines beneath his eyes that Luhan was sure were no eyeliners.
“What's wrong?” The clueless boy asked. However the younger male could only sigh and Jongin told Luhan to just go and see the others at the living room. With curiosity taking to his side, Luhan immediately head towards the mentioned living room, wondering what was actually going on.
“Hey Seh- oh,” Luhan froze.
“H-hi Luha- oh my god did you see that, Suho hyung? THAT GIRL REJECTED HIM! AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THAT BOY'S EVIL MOM!” Sehun cried and took two pieces of tissues from Suho's hand.
Suho sobbed and wiped off his tears away then his eyes looked back to the television set where a drama that Kris lend was played. Chanyeol was also there, sitting right next to those two with a gigantic teddy bear (that belongs to Baekhyun actually) and wailed like a widow. “I hate you Kris hyung. I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hat- Baekhyunnie, this drama is so sad!!!” He cried out loud and hugged Baekhyun.
“Um....” Luhan stared. “S-sorry for.. interrupting,” He bowed his head and quickly went out from the exo-K dorm after bidding a short goodbye to Kai and D.O and wish to never set foot again until everything comes to normal.
…..Which it was three weeks later.
To Be Continued
A/N: THANK YOU FOR ALL THE BEAUTIFUL COMMENTS! BTW I think I forgotten to tell you this. Readers are able to request what they wanted for a chapter. For example if you want the next chapter to be about Halloween, then just go to the comment box and put in a word your request like “Halloween”. Or maybe about chocolate then just comment “Chocolate” :) OTPS are also acceptable. I'M IN A WRITER BLOCK TT^TT
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