Episode 005: Randomness was never this weird (D.O)

EXO & WhatsApp

 

 

[A/N: Just a short update]

 

 

Jobless is amazing

Jongin, Chanyeol, Kris, Sehun,Tao, Suho, You

 

 

Jongin

*Hearing to U-Kiss's Stop Girl Eng ver*

Someday I don't feel like trying~

Someday I can't take the lying~

 

 

Suho

Today's the day that I'll be flying away~

I gave you all that you needed~

 

 

Chanyeol

So why do I feel defeated?

And now my heart is depleted

 

 

Tao

Can't find my way~ Eh eh~

 

 

Sehun

Stop girl, In the name of love~

 

 

Kris

I'm angry

 

 

Jongin

-__- Poop. you ruin the song, hyung.

 

 

Sehun

Yeah D: And it was the chorus part as well! >.>

 

 

You

What's wrong, Kris hyung?

 

 

Kris

I am angry. I'm angry at a certain panda who ruin my life

 

 

Tao

And who is that supposed to be?

 

 

Kris

don't act like you don't know. Can't you even considerate how painful my shattered heart is?! You're the reason who took away my love! MY BB CREAMS!

 

 

Chanyeol

Aw Kris hyung, don't be sad. Want a free hug? :3

 

 

Tao

I don't know what you're talking about *smirks

 

 

Kris

I will say it once again Huang Zhitao, your gucci will be in no safe situation until I get my revenge. So you better watch out or kiss goodbye to your Gucci.

Park Chanyeol give this hyung a hug, NOW.

 

 

Chanyeol

*Hugs Kris hyung*

 

 

Tao

What tha- r u trying to make me feel bad and jealous?

 

 

Kris

Chanyeol hug me tighter

 

 

Tao

FINE

 

 

Baekhyun joined

 

 

Tao

Byun.Baekhyun.A.Hug.NOW

 

 

Baekhyun

OAO *cover myself*

 

 

Suho

Tao-ah.. You sound like a

 

 

Jongin

ual assaulting, eh?

 

 

Tao

>:( I want a hug too!

 

 

Baekhyun

Y?

 

 

Chanyeol

I hug Kris hyung n_n

 

 

Baekhyun

WHAT ALRIGHT THEN *Hugs Tao*

 

 

Chanyeol

>:I

 

 

You

I will be choking anyone who dares to changed the subject to Hugging time

 

 

Jongin changed the subject to “Free Hugging Time~!”

 

You

Bastard

 

 

Jongin

Correction, My dear Kyungsoo. You said 'Hugging Time', but this is 'Free Hugging Time~!' ;P Wat'cha gonna do bout that

 

 

Sehun

Maknae wants a hug.

 

 

Suho

*Hugs Sehuna

 

 

Sehun

^---^ Gomawo hyung~ <3

 

 

You

Guise please let's not play ANY game AT ALL (and please don't try to be a drama queen and gasp at my caps lock words or no dinner)

 

 

Suho

Yeah... In fact, I think we really shouldn't play any games after the Lay's incident .__. Our manager prohibited us from any kind of games that involves playing with the members.

 

 

Chanyeol

It wasn't my fault :I Anywho, Kris hyung gimme a hug too >3<

 

 

Kris

Uhm..... No?

 

 

Chanyeol

Tsk, cheater

 

 

Kris

I am Kris Wu Fan. I can get anyone to hug me anytime I want but I do not give hugs to anyone, especially those who I found not giving benefits.

 

 

Chanyeol

Q.Q You're so heartless! After I gave my body to you, this is what you repay me with?!

 

 

Tao

This sounds so freaking wrong

 

 

Baekhyun

I feel shivers.

 

 

Jongin

LOL, what is this? Ombak Rindu?

 

 

Sehun

-.- You watch that Malaysian movie? Seriously?

 

 

Jongin

Who cares.

 

 

Suho

I prefer Adam & Hawa. Ya'know, that newest top drama. The international trainees keep on talking about that movie.

 

 

You

You eavesdropper

 

 

Chanyeol

TTTTT^TTTTT I HATE THIS WORLD. WHY NO ONE LOVE ME?! ALL I NEED IS A LOVE FROM PEOPLE WHO I CARE! OH I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL I BE IF I HAVE NO FANS AROUND.

But hyungs, Adam & Hawa or Ombak Rindu are... Meh. For me, Aku bukan Tomboy is more dramatic yet cute.

 

 

Jongin

Yo sure? -wiggle eyebrows- But I like that movie too.

 

 

Sehun

Psssh, I like KL Drift more better.

 

 

Suho

Oh dear Hunnie, it looks like you are lack of love.

 

 

Sehun

.. It's better than cheesy dramas

 

 

Kris

KL Drift is not a dramatic movie, airhead.

 

 

You

I kinda like Mami Jarum though :D

 

 

Baekhyun

Me too. Like seriously, I kinda LOL a bit at it X))

 

 

You

IKR

 

 

Kris changed the subject to 'Group of idiot dudes'

 

 

Tao

I feel offended

 

 

Kris

That's good. -Thumbs up-

 

 

Chanyeol

Who watch DisneyXD? 8D

KICK BUTTOWSKI!

 

 

Baekhyun

SCAREDDY SQUIRREL!

 

 

Tao

KICKIN' IT!

 

 

Jongin

PAIR OF KINGS!

 

 

Sehun

FAIRYTAIL!

 

 

Suho

:( Sehun-ah, why are you so comedy-less?

 

 

Kris

Fairytail is an anime, dummie.

 

 

Sehun

WHO CARES WHAT STUFF I WATCH OKEI?! You mean hyungs! I LOVE FAIRYTAIL AND I SHIP LOKI/LUCY!

 

 

Jongin

Weirdo. That OTP does not exist. Hardcore Jellal/Erza shipper <3

 

 

You

I kinda agree with Suho. Sehun-ah, it's unhealthy to lack of comedy and romance that involves reality.

 

 

Tao

Hah, Sehun is still too young to know more about adulthood.

 

 

Kris

Looks whose talking.

 

 

Sehun

FINE.

 

 

Jongin

Ice cream anyone?

 

 

Chanyeol

BATMAN HE'S GONE

 

 

You

I got a bad feeling...

 

 

Suho

That's just your mother instinct, Kyungsoo.

 

 

Chanyeol

I'LL MELT YOU DOWN LIKE ICE CREAM~

 

 

 

Chanyeol changed the subject to “ICE CREAM~ CREAM~ CREAM~ CREAM~”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EXO-K DORM

 

 

Greetings my honey pies! How's work these days~?!” A voice came in and the sound of the front door open and closed can be heard. Luhan's head pop out to the kitchen with a bright cheerful smile. And flowers burst out from his smile when he spot D.O and Kai sitting quietly in the kitchen. Tho the two look so lifeless like dead corpse. “Oh hi Luhan,” D.O greeted with a very weak smile, and there were black lines beneath his eyes that Luhan was sure were no eyeliners.

 

 

What's wrong?” The clueless boy asked. However the younger male could only sigh and Jongin told Luhan to just go and see the others at the living room. With curiosity taking to his side, Luhan immediately head towards the mentioned living room, wondering what was actually going on.

 

 

Hey Seh- oh,” Luhan froze.

 

 

H-hi Luha- oh my god did you see that, Suho hyung? THAT GIRL REJECTED HIM! AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THAT BOY'S EVIL MOM!” Sehun cried and took two pieces of tissues from Suho's hand.

 

 

Suho sobbed and wiped off his tears away then his eyes looked back to the television set where a drama that Kris lend was played. Chanyeol was also there, sitting right next to those two with a gigantic teddy bear (that belongs to Baekhyun actually) and wailed like a widow. “I hate you Kris hyung. I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hat- Baekhyunnie, this drama is so sad!!!” He cried out loud and hugged Baekhyun.

 

 

Um....” Luhan stared. “S-sorry for.. interrupting,” He bowed his head and quickly went out from the exo-K dorm after bidding a short goodbye to Kai and D.O and wish to never set foot again until everything comes to normal.

 

 

..Which it was three weeks later.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To Be Continued

 

 

A/N: THANK YOU FOR ALL THE BEAUTIFUL COMMENTS! BTW I think I forgotten to tell you this. Readers are able to request what they wanted for a chapter. For example if you want the next chapter to be about Halloween, then just go to the comment box and put in a word your request like “Halloween”. Or maybe about chocolate then just comment “Chocolate” :) OTPS are also acceptable. I'M IN A WRITER BLOCK TT^TT

 

 

PS; Author-nim feels so shy now with all the new subscribers. I'm not used to having non-krisyeol shipper subscribers >///<

 

 

 

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kkeuchi
#1
(^^)
Catalina390 #2
Chapter 11: Acroos this because of sekai... but I can't find sekai here
KimYeona88 #3
Chapter 11: Krisoo? That ship EXISTS? O.O ooh ooh since its almost christmas, how bout they give each other presents without the other person knowing. Kinda like a Secret Santa? Juz suggesting y'know
KimYeona88 #4
Chapter 4: LOLOLOLOL yixing xD you baby unicorn xD
sabine #5
Chapter 11: HunHan for the world!!
intelorca12
#6
Chapter 11: It's kaisoo for me. Hahaha,kaisoo ia jjang!
ChanBaekExo
#7
Chapter 11: KAISOO FOREVER ^^
BabySkypeia126 #8
Chapter 11: BAEKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!! ^0^/

waaaaaaaaahh~!!
Im glad tht U update~!! such a long waiting eheheh
ashesrainbow
#9
Chapter 11: KAISOO<333333333333333333333333333333
_MYoungshin
#10
Chapter 2: Just burst out laughing when Minseok was being bullied by the other M members. It reminds me of my own 'exo' in rp. Lol