EXO-K Dorm

 

 

“You should silent your phone, Joonmyun,” Manager came up to me with his expression show a slight hint of annoyance. I guess he's in a not very fluffy mood today. I wonder what happ-

 

 

Ping!

 

 

Ah, that's must be Jongin and Chanyeol again...

 

 

Ping!

 

 

Ping!

 

 

Ping!

 

 

What the-

 

 

Ping!

 

 

Ping!

 

 

Ping!

 

 

“Freaking stop it, young man!” Manager is exploding any soon. Nice.

 

 

“Not my fault, hyung. The kids keep on messaging me!” I tried to defend myself, my hands were raised up as a sign of my innocence. Then the manager stared at me intensely, a brow was up. “Then why don't you just tell them to stop messaging you?”

 

 

Nice suggestion hyung, if only the kids aren't those type of human who would love someone's torture... Except for Kyungsoo though. He's at least more decent than the others.

 

 

“I know-,”

 

 

Ping!

 

 

“Make it silent now or I'll confiscate that phone of yours and feed it to the fish!” Manager burst out and it made me whimper like a scared kitten. But fish couldn't eat phones... I thought only bunnies can eat that.

 

Darn those boys, they keep on spamming me with trashes and s. I didn't even sent them any frigging messages nor replies.

 

 

“Sorry hyung, but they don-,”

 

 

Ping!

 

 

Great. And there comes one angry growl from hyung. Just great.

 

 

“That's it, give me your phone now!”

 

 

“No!”

 

 

“Kim Joonmyun-,”

 

 

“Never!” I dramatically gasped when suddenly another 'Ping' came with its pride all mighty. Awesome. Just when the manager is exploding, they keep on trying to spill more coal to the fire. Or is it fuel? Coal is so last season already...

 

 

“You better give me or you will be demoted from being a leader-,”

 

“WHAT?!” He couldn't! Not on Kim Joomyun's watch!

 

 

“Who will replace me then?!”

 

 

“Jongin is a nice candi-,”

 

 

“OH. FREAKING. NO- HYUNG!!!!!!!!!” Crying wasn't any help at all, my phone got snatched away by manager and so I was left kneeling on the floor in agony. This is disastrous! I need my phone! It's the most important thing for me right now. Geez!

 

 

I sighed and faced down to the floor. I bit my lips.

 

 

“I was going to play Angry Bird that Kris downloaded for me....”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile in virtual world

 

 

Le Awesome EXO-K

Baekhyun, Chanyeol, Lovely Kyungsoo, Brat Jongin, Sehun

 

 

Brat Jongin

I think hyung's phone got snatched away...

 

 

Baekhyun

Oh my...

 

 

Sehun

Goodness...

 

 

Chanyeol

FINALLY!!

 

 

Brat Jongin

Woohoo~!

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo

-_____-”

 

 

Brat Jongin

Tsk tsk Kyungsoo dear, that's not a correct emoji for you.

 

 

Chanyeol

It should be like this O____O and then a gasp of horrified! XD

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo

-__________________________-””””

 

 

Sehun

Hyung looks like a toad n_n

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo

*facepalm

 

 

Brat Jongin

U mad mommy?

 

Lovely Kyungsoo left the group

 

Brat Jongin

Well I say...

 

Lovely Kyungsoo joined the group

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo left the group

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo joined the group

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo left the group

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo joined the group

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo left the group

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo joined the group

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo

Kim Idiot Jongin stop adding me to this group! >A<

 

 

Brat Jongin

Nu-uh no can do~

 

 

Baekhyun

I see lover's quarrel~

 

 

Chanyeol

Ah.. Feel nostalgia already

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo

Stop it u guys or I'll tell Joonmyun hyung what you guys did! You spammed him on purpose, didn't u?

 

 

Sehun

D: Umma hates Sehunnie?

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo

No I don't!

 

 

Brat Jongin

No you can't and never will, Do Kyungsoo

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo

WAE?!

 

 

Chanyeol

-Gasp- U did not just type it in caps lock OAO

 

 

Sehun

Oh my... Kyungsoo hyung gave caps lock word..

 

 

Baekhyun

-Gasp-

 

 

Brat Jongin

You also joined in the spamming group, rite my lil cute D.O?

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo

Since when?

 

 

Brat Jongin

Aw, you're the member of this Spamming group~

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo

Last time I checked this group is the 'Le Awesome EXO-K' group minus Joonmyun hyung.

 

 

 

Brat Jongin changed the subject to “Spamming Group. Now Scram!”

 

 

Chanyeol

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo

What the..

 

 

Sehun

Welcome to the club~!

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo

I don't even do spamming!

 

 

Brat Jongin

Oh come on, I knew you also kept on messaging Joonmyun hyung asking what he wants to do this weekend.

 

 

 

Chanyeol

And asked him what to eat for dinner~

 

 

Sehun

And asked him if he wears a mickey mouse boxer

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo

…

 

 

Brat Jongin

…

 

 

Chanyeol

LMAO

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo

I never asked him that kind of question, Sehun!>_<

 

 

Sehun

-Shrugs- Just curious if he got some mickey mouse. I have a Donald Duck boxer Luhannie hyung gave to me ^^

 

 

Brat Jongin

…

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo

…

 

 

Chanyeol

….Should I laugh for this? I don't even know if I wanna laugh at it..

 

 

Sehun

What?

 

 

Baekhyun

Ah, so this is what you kids are up to.

 

 

Chanyeol

Hi Baekhyunnie~! Where were u :DDD

 

 

Brat Jongin

Wait, I think I familiarize that fishy 'kids' word.

….....Oh Lord.... OAO

-Gasp-

 

 

Sehun

What?

 

 

Baekhyun

You people are gonna get it

 

 

Chanyeol

Oh My Eggyeol it's Joonmyun hyung!!!!!!!!

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo

*sigh

 

 

Sehun

What?

 

 

Lovely Kyungsoo left the group

 

 

Chanyeol left the group

 

 

Brat Jongin left the group

 

 

Sehun

What..

 

 

Baekhyun

Hi Sehuna ^w^ Wait, where's the other?

 

 

Sehun

What

 

 

Baekhyun

What?

 

 

Sehun

What

 

 

Baekhyun

What

 

 

Sehun

What

 

 

Baekhyun

(-_- )”

 

 

Baekhyun left the group

 

 

Sehun

What..

Q.Q

Hyungs...

 

 

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(NO POV)

 

 

EXO-M Dorm

 

 

The nice quiet and lovely dorm of EXO-M's were then interrupted for a moment when suddenly there's an extremely bashful lots of rings from the door bell and it hella annoys the fearsome Duizhang. He was having his wonderful day of no buying Gucci day and there's a nice fashion show on TV featuring on how to used the correct BB cream. With low and cold curses beneath his breath, he opens the door and was ready to give the annoying person a glare. But his intentions immediately fall down flat when he see a mad looking Suho.

 

 

“Wha-,”

 

 

“Do you know where's Jongin right now?” Suho cuts in and his eyes quickly shot to look at what inside of the M's dorm.

 

 

Kris frowned. “I haven't seen him today... Why?”

 

 

“He and the others played a not so funny joke on me. And now I got them all taught with a nice lesson,”

 

 

“What happen to Chanyeol and the rest then?”

 

 

“I took away his laptop, phone, ipod, PSP and guitar. Now if you'll excuse me I want to continue to find that brat,” Suho said, and he turned around. Which it made Kris's frowned even deeper when he sees a paper stuck on Suho's back.

 

 

JOONMYUN HYUNG =P

-LOVE, KAI

 

 

“Poetic,” Kris hums before he went back into the dorm and closed the door.

 

 

 

 

Author's note: idek what I am doing... Give me lots of love >< ps; if you got confused a bit on what happen, if you realized something, Baekhyun wasn't in lots of those convo. He was doing something and left his phone, which of course left it 'Ping-ing' all the way. And suho noticed Baekhyun's phone and got curious what's with the Pings. Which later he found out the group. :))) kekeke. And no, in this story there are no fixed pairing. It's fully EXO ot12 alltheway~ No fandom wars, kay.