Luhan couldn't believe he got called Barbie by fans. He could accept Bambi as nickname because his name contained character "deer" but Barbie? Like seriously? "Kris~ Why does our fans called me Barbie? Am I looks girly to them? Why can't they see I'm VERY VERY Manly? I like the nickname ManLu (which shamelessly posted on internet as anon by himself) better." Luhan whined to their leader, Kris. Kris just sighed. This is just like TaeMan incident all over again. At least Taemin is listening to what his eomma, Key a.k.a Kibum says. Why Kris need to deal with Luhan's ?

"Maybe because you are look girly?" Kris shrugged. Kris' words made Luhan opened his shirt. "Whoa, hold on there. What are you trying to do?" Kris covered his eyes with his gigantic hand, which almost covered his face. "It's feels like I see a girl strip in front of me." "Can you see my abs? Or my arms muscle? I AM A REAL MAN FOR BUBBLE TEA' SAKE!!" Luhan screamed. "No manly man would swear on bubble tea, Lulu. And you look like a very flat-chested girl." Jongdae interrupted, emphasizing on the "Lulu" word.
"Arrgh, no one care about me!" Luhan shouted which replied by "Careless, careless, shout anonymous!" chorused by Jongdae and Kris.

Next day, Luhan came back with a brand new piercing in his ear. "Is this piercing make me looks manlier?" "Looks at how much Tao's piercings is, and yet he still acts like a high school girl" Jongdae snickered, but carefully eyeing Tao. "Hey, I can wushu your skinny to galaxy!" Tao argued. "Not if I have this!" Jongdae throws cockroach in a transparent plastic bag at Tao. "Aaaaaaaah!" Tao shrieked in high-note voice which far far away from manly.  "See what I mean?" Jongdae pointed at the running Zitao. Luhan looks desperate, but his eyes still showing determination. "I won't give up. Baozi, let's go and play soccer. Soccer player is always manly."
And that's how the poor Kim Minseok-slash-Xiumin-slash-Baozi got dragged away with Luhan's manliness problem.

The rest of Exo ended up playing soccer too, because some of them pitied Minseok and the other won't pass a chance to tease Luhan manliness. "Now let's start the plan 'Operation to Make Luhan Looks Manly' a.k.a O.M.L.L.M." "Wow Luhan hyung, you're at making names." "Shut up Jong Out." "See, you're laamee." Jongin sticks his tongue out.

Actually, Luhan is a really good soccer player. He even looks manly when he play soccer. But the problem starts after the game end. "Eww, I'm all sweaty." Luhan scrunched his cute button nose in disgust. "I though you said sweaty soccer player looks manly." Minseok glared at him. "I do, but it's smell gross." Luhan whined for like the hundreth times. "So,you say  all of my effort is useless?" Minseok eyes narrowed. Now Luhan is scared. This is not a good sign. "What are you talking about? Haha, I'm manly man! Haha." Luhan laughed nervously. "Good. If you ruined my effort you're dead meat." Minseok warned him, added with neck-slice motion. Luhan nodded furiously. He, who claims to be manly right now feel like a hopeless teen girl because of a man who looks like a steamed bun.

sorry it's take too long to update

I suggest you to never pick bio science as your major because it eventually drain you energy

I hope you like our manly Luhan!

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