Summary: Sehun has a blind date with KaiBaiBo.

Sehun's been to a lot of dates before. All kind of different tiddies.

But never with one of the boys. Unless it's just a bro hangout, but never a bro make out.

It makes his first ever blind date kind of nerve wrecking. Plus, he doesn't know what KaiBaiBo looks like— only his abs!

They're meeting up at a café and it's supposed to be super chill. Even Little Boss gave him some advice despite the fact that it contradicts what Big Boss says.

According to Little Boss: "Be super super nice! But also let them know how you feel right away! If you really like them, ask them to be your boyfriend!"

Meanwhile, Chanyeol's only advice was: "Don't get kidnapped."

Seems easy enough.

As he's walking toward the café that was decided on, Sehun stops when he sees Jongin sitting at one of the outside tables for the shop...

"Hey, bro! What're you doing here!"

Jongin gasps but they're do their handshake and Sehun takes the seat across from him. "I'm waiting on someone! You?"

"Me, too! Weird coincidence or something, huh!" Sehun checks his watch. "They should be here any minute. What do you recommend here?"

"I like their macchiatos!"

"I want a manly drink. I need to let this person now I'm, like, a tough bro."

"Mmmm... Then get a bagel."

Sehun his head. "A bagel?"

"Bagels are manly. Have you seen their cousin, the donut? It's all fluffy and ! Bagels are, like... donuts if donuts didn't get fluffy." Jongin nods to himself. "I read it off wikihow."

"Wooow... I'll get a bagel then." Sehun looks around. His date's still nowhere to be seen so it doesn't hurt to keep talking to his friend (and Sims 3 bro-lover). "So how are things with you? Haven't seen you and Taemin on our secret Minecraft server in a while! Hahaha..."

Ah ha ha... Eh...

"Oh, we broke up." Jongin looks away—at everywhere except Sehun's eyes. "Yeah... We broke up during the camping thing weeks ago! Over, like, you know. Stuff."

"Damn... That !"

Not really.

"Yeah. I'm meeting with this guy and dude hasn't shown up, which isn't cool."

"That's uncool of him, bro!" Sehun shakes his head. His own blind date didn't text or call either. Plus, he's nowhere to be seen. It's really ing uncool and rude (as Baekhyun would say). "My Ten—"

He stops.

Damn. He almost said Tender out loud. That would've been embarrassing.

"My friend," he corrects, "seems like he canceled on me, too... Do you wanna go back to my place and play Minecraft?"

"I'm tired of waiting for this guy, dude! Yeah, let's go. Let me text him, though. Maybe—"

Shaking his head, Sehun forces Jongin to put his phone away. " him! He stood you up! Call him a loser later. Let's grab a bagel and go, bro!"

Agreeing with him, Jongin shrugs and puts his phone away. He'll draft his message later.

Together, they leave the café and head back to their Minecraft server.

A/N: goodnight hoes! Hope y'all had a decent holiday

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