doublebee named the group chat jackbam

sugardaddywang:

all y’all other ships can a

doublebee:

i’m cheating on yugyeom with jackson

doublebee:

listen up jackson

sugardaddywang:

are you still sore from last night? i’m sorry if i too rough on you.

doublebee:

we never had

defsoul:

stop

browny:

why am i not surprised

mtuna:

WAIT 

mtuna:

YUGYEOM

mtuna:

yugyeom already knew that bambam would cheat on him

doublebee:

yes honey;)

mtuna:

ok stop, don’t even call me honey again

sugardaddywang changed their username honeythighs

honeythighs:

this is my true calling

browny:

bambam, nudes?

doublebee:

i already sent all my nudes to jackson

browny:

like i care

supremechoi:

we love an open relationship

peachnyoungie:

bambam already had his nudes on hand

peachnyoungie:

yugyeom, honey, you should drop bambam

doublebee:

no

browny:

yes

doublebee:

agreeable

doublebee:

now bring the attention back to me and jackson because we’re attention

defsoul:

let me guess

defsoul:

jackson invited you over to his house and y’all both were being cocky about each other’s appearances and supposedly cringed at it but in reality y’all both were enjoying it and are secretly narcissistic s

doublebee:

damn

honeythighs:

sometimes jaebum hyung scares me

supremechoi:

and now they’re holding hands omg

supremechoi:

don’t ever invite me again

supremechoi:

i was literally dying when this all happened. i thought about putting on my headphones just so i could ignore them but i forgot them. you have any idea how was it like being in the same room as them while they were ing screaming. words were being passed back and forth, and i couldn't leave either because jackson thought it would be a good idea to barricade the door from any robbers with a bookshelf.  you jackson and bambam.

supremechoi:

jackson, who the would rob your cheap self. who the wants your family dollar silppers?

peachnyoungie:

poor youngjae was traumatized

mtuna:

i didn’t do anything to save my poor son

defsoul:

we shall say some final prayer for youngjae

browny:

your the only member that i actually like

browny:

don’t die on me now

supremechoi:

too late

browny:

damn

defsoul:

i liked you before until you called me oppar

defsoul:

but your still cute

defsoul:

ok bye, have fun being dead

supremechoi:

jaebum oppar huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

peachnyoungie:

thank god i won’t hear you screaming into the microphone anymore

peachnyoungie:

like yugyeom said, your the only member that i like

supremechoi:

you sure about that? ;)

peachnyoungie:

wot

mtuna:

jackson was a terrible father

mtuna:

and i no longer have to pay child support

supremechoi:

you still do

mtuna:

no

honeythighs:

i forgot about you

doublebee:

we’ve been discovered

supremechoi:

and now i’m leaving

supremechoi:

my own dad doesn’t even remember he had a son

supremechoi:

mark wouldn’t approve of this.

peachnyoungie:

where did i go wrong on raising all of you

mtuna:

im taking full custody

honeythighs:

no

mtuna:

yes

honeythighs:

no

mtuna:

yes

honeythighs:

no

mtuna:

yes

peachnyoungie:

how long will this go on?

honeythighs:

no

mtuna:

yes

honeythighs:

no

mtuna:

yes

honeythighs:

no

defsoul:

we just gotta wait

mtuna:

yes

honeythighs:

no

mtuna:

yes

honeythighs:

mark, nudes?

mtuna:

never

honeythighs:

stop playing with my emotions mark

honeythighs:

>:(

defsoul:

jinyoung, nudes?

peachnyoungie:

no

mtuna:

skfkksfoafjisns

doublebee:

u wild son

a/n

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