"You lost homie?” Yugyeom said

 "Yeah, lost in your eyes fool.” Bambam said after.

 "OH MY GOD STOP.” Jinyoung almost threw his iced coffee at the two.

 "Well sorry, we’re just too busy showing our love to each other.” Jinyoung rolled his eyes at Bambam’s comment

 "We’re doing something that you and Jaebum hyung can’t do.”

 "I literally invited you guys to come to the cafe with me, and all I get in return is you two being disrespectful s.” Jinyoung was about to get up, but the youngers stopped him.

 "Okay, okay, we’ll stop…” Jinyoung mouth them a thank you

 "Aye, bro.” Bambam turned to look at Yugyeom.

 "What bro?”

 "Tell the whole world that we’re bros.”

 Yugyeom began to whisper, “we’re bros.”

 "Why’d you whisper bro?”

 "Because you’re my whole world bro.”

Bambam began to clutch his chest, “broooo.”

 "The I said you dumb sack of s.” Jinyoung cringed at the idea of bros. He looked down at his phone, hoping someone texted him.

 

plan jjp

parkgae:

where the are you guys

mtuna:

lol i’m giving jackson a

wanggae:

i wish.

supremechoi:

jaebum said that he was gonna be there in a few.

parkgae:

omg just hurry up

parkgae:

i’m dying here with bambam and yugyeom

doublebee:

we’re literally here, right in front of you

doublebee:

ya know?

parkgae:

choke on a

doublebee:

been there, done that

doublebee:

i’m like jeffree star now

doublebee:

who doesn’t have a gag reflex.

mtuna:

stop

wanggae:

sounds fun but just stop

yugioh:

stop sharing your secret

supremechoi:

everything you just said there is just so ing stupid

 

Jinyoung looked up from his phone, and threw his book at the Thai boy.

Bambam whimper

 

doublebee:

i was just abused

mtuna:

no one asked

doublebee:

i don’t deserve this disrespect.

parkgae:

you're whole existence is clearly asking for it tbh

doublebee:

no

doublebee:

stop

doublebee:

yugyeom do something

yugioh:

nah, i’m not in the mood to die tonight.

 

 "Why are you guys are being so rude to me?!” Bambam slammed his phone onto the table, clearly sulking.

 "How many times do I have to tell you? You obviously exist.” The elder got up from his chair, and began walking away from the two.

 "Where are you going?” One of them called out.

 "Depends. Like when I die, probably to hell. But for now I’m going to the bathroom.” And with that, Jinyoung began to contemplate his life as he went to the bathroom.

 

your local twinks

defsoul:

i’m lost.

mtuna:

idiot, how the are you lost

mtuna:

jinyoung is already there.

mtuna:

just text him.

doublebee:

jinyoung just said that he was going to hell

yugioh:

we’re all going to hell besides from youngjae

supremechoi:

thank you.

yugioh:

we just gotta keep you away from the evil stuff

yugioh:

so you need to leave this group

supremechoi:

no

yugioh:

worth a try

yugioh added parkgae to the group chat

yugioh:

btw

yugioh:

bambam looks pretty under the sunlight

doublebee:

i’m not pretty

doublebee:

i’m a ing masterpiece

parkgae:

please hurry.

parkgae:

i’m suffering

parkgae:

i literally locked myself in the bathroom. i thought i was safe in here until yugyeom added me back into the chat so idk what to do.

parkgae:

i’m scared.

wanggae:

someone help my parkgae

yugioh:

how about you?

wanggae:

mark is my so i can’t

mtuna:

stop.

doublebee:

speaking about

doublebee:

i’ve always wanted to see jaebum’s

doublebee:

jinyoung send us a picture of his

parkgae:

...

parkgae:

somEONE TAKE HIS PHONE AWAY

 

A ding was heard at the entrance of the cafe. Yugyeom and Bambam looked up to see who it was.

 "It’s the short with his deformed long necked boyfriend.” Bambam mumble to Yugyeom.

 "Shall we act like we don’t know them?” Yugyeom said.

 "Yes.” With that, the two looked down, acting as if they didn’t see their hyungs.

 

your local twinks

wanggae:

where are you guys?

prakgae:

ARE YOU HERE?

parkgae:

WHERE ARE YOU?

 

Jackson looked up from his phone, hoping to see Jinyoung, but only to find Yugyeom and Bambam staring blankly at the table.

 "Mark, look.” He pointed at the two.

 "I literally want to avoid them. Could we just leave?” Mark was about to leave until Jackson grab his hand and dragged him to the youngers table.

 "Hey guys!” Jackson practically yelled inside the small cafe, everyone turned to look at him.

Yugyeom and Bambam looked up, and blankly stared at the two elders. “Do we know you?” Bambam was the first one to say.

 "You gotta be ing kidding me.” Mark muttered to himself. Jackson stood still for a couple of seconds staring at the youngers, until he threw himself the two.

 "STRANGER DANGER!” The two yelled, loud enough for everyone to hear. People began to whisper.

 "Bambam, Yugyeom shut the up.” Mark growled at the two.

 "SOMEONE HELP US. HE’S ATTACKING US!” Yugyeom yelled louder. Jackson wasn’t moving. Bambam and Yugyeom weren’t doing anything to remove Jackson off from them. Jackson was doing a plank on their laps. The two were just sitting still, doing nothing besides from yelling.

 (Just imagine they’re at the cafe that Yugyeom was at during Hard Carry 2)

Mark had his head in hands, trying to hide his embarrassment.

 

your local twinks

mtuna:

please come out of the bathroom, jinyoung

mtuna:

the three are making a scene

supremechoi:

what is going on in there?

mtuna:

just…

mtuna:

just god bless your soul you ain’t here

 

Jinyoung ran out of the bathroom just to see three idiots, doing stupid .

He quickly ran to Mark’s side. Began to bow to people, apologizing to them for the loud ruckus that the three idiots made

 "What the hell are you guys doing?!” Jinyoung pull Jackson off from the two.

 "Parkgae!” Jackson wrapped his arms around the younger.

A ding was at the entrance.

All five could feel an intimidating aura near them.

 "The are you guys doing?” Jaebum said.

 Jackson let go of Jinyoung and turned around, “Oppa, hello.”

 "Oppa huehuehuehuehue.” Youngjae was standing next Jaebum, smiling brightly.

 "Shut the up Jackson.” Jackson began to pout.

 "Could we get going now?” Bambam said.

 "We’re gonna take our time since the three of you were being idiots. Come on Youngjae, I’ll buy you something.” Mark grab Youngjae’s hand and brought him over to the cashier to order something.

 "What happened?” Jaebum asked Jinyoung.

 "Jackson was planking on the youngers, while the two were yelling stranger danger.” Jinyoung sighed as his sat down. Jaebum didn’t know how to reply to that.

 "By the way, did you cut off your mullet off?” Jinyoung said.

 "No…?”

 "Really? After all the hate mail I sent you? You still didn’t do it?” Jinyoung said out of disappointment.

Jaebum began to question his whole existence.

 

///\\\

 

 "How would you like your coffee?.” Mark said as he got out his wallet.

 "As dark and bitter as my soul.” Youngjae stared at the gift cards that was next to the cash register.

 "One glass of milk please.” Mark said as he handed the money to the cashier.

Youngjae wanted a gift card

Mark said no

Youngjae begged Mark for a gift card

Mark still said no, and questioned why he wanted a gift card in the first place

Youngjae stole a gift card

Mark hasn’t noticed

10 minutes past

Youngjae began to cry

Mark questioned why

Youngjae told him that he stole a gift card

Mark ended up buying him a gift card

 

///\\\

 

 "Wheres Bambam and Yugyeom?” Youngjae said.

 "We lost them a while ago.” Mark didn’t really have any intention of thinking about the youngers.

 "Finally.” The Jj duo said at the same time. They both looked each other, and blushed.

 "Gross.”

 "Shut it Wang."

 

your local twinks

doublebee:

bro do you have a map?

yugioh:

no bro, why?

doublebee:

because i got lost in your eyes

yugioh:

bro

parkgae left the group chat

mtuna left the group chat

wanggae left the group chat

defsoul left the group chat

supremechoi left the group chat

yugioh:

wanna t?

doublebee:

sure.

 

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a/n 

i had a lot of homework so that's why i didn't update sooner

it's the end of spooky sznnnn

i didn't even get candy

but sure as hell i did finessed some candy from my brother

where is my sanity omg 

and before you ask me what type of social media they are using

i don't really know 

that's up to you to decided

speaking of social media 

know you boundaries please

literally trying to find out idols phone numbers is like literally the worst thing.

they need to have their privacy just like you need yours

if you don't stop then you'll get youngjae exposing you on his instagram.

youngjae is such a sunshine, so please don't message him, and respect his privacy 

just stop harassing idols, they are humans too ya know?

sasaengs are wild son

and i want to sleep so bye