faster i die

A Questionable Group Chat

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supremechoi added yugioh, doublebee, and wanggae to the group chat

doublebee named the group chat your local twinks

supremechoi:

jinyoung told me to not add him in the group chat

supremechoi:

thank you jaebum for being a

defsoul:

i still have no idea what i’ve done

mtuna:

and this is why you a dumb

doublebee:

yo

doublebee:

could we have a poly relationship with the whole group

defsoul:

no

mtuna:

that’s the most dumbest ever

defsoul:

i’m not gonna date some ing twig

wanggae:

but you would date the other members.

defsoul:

stfu wang

yugioh:

who the am i dating?

supremechoi:

someone who chooses his cats and before you

wanggae:

i’ll do it if i get to date jinyoung and mark

mtuna:

no

mtuna:

just stop omg

mtuna:

just… how many brain cells have you lost when you began dating bambam?

yugioh:

brave of you think that i had any brain cells in the first place.

supremechoi:

just do us a favor yugyeom, and drink bleach ~jinyoung

yugioh:

well, you see hyung, there isn’t any bleach at the house to begin with

yugioh:

and you were the one who brought up the idea

yugioh:

how about you go buy the bleach, huh.

supremechoi:

a yugyeom ~jinyoung

yugioh:

i’ll gladly accept your offer

yugioh:

so come here jinyoung so i could that small of yours.

supremechoi added parkgae to the group chat

wanggae:

my beloved is back huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

parkgae:

look here you dumb tall ing mushroom headass

parkgae:

watch out when you get home, you irrelevant

yugioh:

ooooh i’m scared

parkgae:

watch it kim

parkgae left the group chat

mtuna:

nice talk

wanggae:

WHY DID HE LEAVE AGAIN

yugioh:

and i’m moving out of the dorm

doublebee:

are you gonna move in with me? <3

yugioh:

i’m not tryna die from your cats

supremechoi:

yugyeom is on roll trying to die tonight

yugioh:

the faster i get my hyungs mad, the faster i die

yugioh:

that’s my main goal right now

mtuna:

where has this group chat gone?

defsoul:

lol idk

wanggae

so, yugyeom

wanggae:

where are you gonna live now?

yugioh:

idk

yugioh:

probably off somewhere disappointing jesus

defsoul:

you’ve been already doing that since you were born

mtuna:

tbh^

yugioh:

i love it when you guys state the obvious

supremechoi:

is it me or yugyeom recently started acting like a ?

doublebee:

yeah, he started acting a

yugioh:

i love you bambam

doublebee:

he’s not a

doublebee:

i love you too

wanggae:

whipped culture lmao

 


a/n

lol its not like i have homework right now

or not that my laptop is about to die or anything like that 

but like their vlives had my wig snatched

wig who? nah, i only know about baldness.

and btw 

i almost yelled during jaebum's vlive because he listen cigarettes after

if you listen to them 

god bless your soul

lol bye now.

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