(if got7 weren't famous and lived in america.)

(this chapter doesn’t follow this story line!)

 

crayon = mark

wanker = jackson

jesus = youngjae

ceo = bambam

neko = jaebeom

childsupport = jinyoung

crumbs = yugyeom

 

youngjae’s juicy

childsupport:

y’all i’m ing hungry. 

neko:

bruh, let’s eat out tonight. i’ll take you to mcdonald’s, i’ll let you pick something that isn’t from the dollar menu. 

jesus:

oh, he got that money money. 

childsupport:

i’m living the life with a sugar daddy. 

wanker:

mans works at walmart

neko:

i work at target you dumb .

neko:

walmart ghetto, target making that bank

crumbs:

if y’all coming to mcdonald’s

crumbs:

i’m not giving y’all a discount

jesus:

you work at mcdonald’s, you pay the price. 

crumbs:

i never asked for this job, y’all literally forced me into the manager's office. 

childsupport:

and we don’t get a thank you. 

crumbs:

you. 

neko:

why the are you on your phone?

crumbs:

worry about yourself hun. 

ceo:

mcdonald’s is disgusting. why do you still work there?

ceo:

i literally own multiple dumb cafes. 

crumbs:

…

crumbs:

you right. let me quit rq. 

childsupport:

NO WE WANT MCDONALDS STOP

crumbs:

work there yourself . 

crayon:

pay ain’t good. 

ceo:

so mark if you wanna shut the up, that’d be great.

crayon:

i’ll shut up if you give me a raise.

ceo:

no

crayon:

then no

wanker:

pay aint good. we should go on strike markie

wanker: 

this hoe is getting on my damn nerves anyways

crayon:

same, let's beat him up together 

wanker: 

it can also be a date :O

crayon: 

bet.

crumbs:

idc if the pay aint good, i don’t want to work at some greasy place. 

ceo:

that's the spirit

crumbs:

how much for the hour?

ceo:

25

childsupport:

is that even legal-

crumbs:

y’all ing stupid. i’m in.

wanker:

i see that safe you keep in your office. that is worth more than all us combined. 

childsupport:

you cost nothing.

wanker:

i-

ceo:

that’s just my get away money when this dumb cafe ain’t working out and ima leave y’all behind with it. 

jesus:

so you're just gonna leave your assistant behind????? 

jesus:

you bam. 

wanker:

bam’s a little .

ceo:

i could fire you

wanker:

no i'm sorry master.

neko:

...can i work there too?

ceo:

apparently i'm oprah today. yes. 

childsupport:

...i don’t want beommie to leave me alone at target, so can i work there too?

ceo:

seven besties working together. this is going to be great

jesus:

hell is going to break loose i don’t understand what ur talking about

neko:

hey jinyoung, wanna know what's on the menu for our new job

childsupport: 

what is it?

neko: 

me-n-u

childsupport: 

*blush*

neko: 

*dies*

crayon:

y’all ain't even together so that was depressing and disgusting

neko:

like you and jackson literally dont ing t in this god forsaken group chat.

wanker:

you read those?

crumbs:

IT’S IN THE DAMN GROUP CHAT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

crayon:

to not read them?

crumbs:

i-

crumbs:

y’all are the most dumbest es ever.

wanker:

so yugyeom, i hope you enjoyed the free .

crumbs:

no thank you, I already have a premium on hub.

wanker:

bruh why pay when this is for free.

ceo:

i could fire you all. now shut the .

neko:

really out here acting like the damn leader of the ing group.

ceo:

i’m y’alls boss

ceo:

so of course i’ll be superior

jesus:

he’ll fire y’all but he won't fire me. he’s too scared to hurt me in the slightest because he knows i’ll cry 

neko: 

and you're proud of that?

jesus: 

i have to be proud of something.

ceo:

you really shouldn’t

childsupport:

all this does not change the fact that i’m still hungry.

crumbs:

starve.

childsupport:

i’ll shove my whole fist down your throat.

crumbs:

go ahead, I don’t have a gag reflex

jesus:

oh he a now

ceo:

he learned it from me 

childsupport:

y’all damn. where the are you jaebeom, always taking your damn time coming over here. hurry your up.

neko: 

stfu, my , . miss you though.

ceo: 

he got you there

childsupport: 

damn, just had to put me in my place huh?

wanker: 

uh, sir? This is a mcdonalds drive thru

crayon: 

sorry, can i get a mcpick 2?

jesus:

we’re some couple of college students who are currently bambam’s s, tryna make it through life.

wanker:

it really do be like that sometimes.

neko:

1 like equals 1 prayer

wanker:

i saw a rat. 

wanker:

i’m finna cop. finna name that ratatouille

crayon:

good. you can’t cook for

wanker:

but i know god damn well you like my come all over your pretty tly mouth.

crayon:

just had to put me in my place, huh?

jesus:

like literally no one is telling you stank up the chat with y’all horn3y a55e5

jesus:

like leave.

childsupport:

that didn’t-

childsupport:

that didn’t make any sense-

ceo:

i can’t work under these conditions 

neko:

bruh

neko:

i’m at mcdonalds

neko:

and yugyeom is under the counter

childsupport:

bruh make my food bih

neko:

he jumped over the counter and yelled out that he’s quitting.

childsupport:

tell him to make my food first wth

neko:

we made eye contact and left.

neko:

no wait….

neko:

he came back…

neko:

and took all the sprite

ceo:

mcdonalds sprite really do be powerful tho😳😳😳

jesus:

how did he even?

neko:

bruh i dont even know.

childsupport:

bruh let me pull up

childsupport:

i wanna see this😈

neko:

no wait

neko:

he tripped and fell…

childsupport:

RECORD IT, I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT ON TIME 

crumbs:

what if the reason why i’m getting bad luck is cause i never forwarded chain mail to 10 people back in 2012 so now i’m cursed

childsupport:

because you ain’t makin my food  

crumbs:

stfu hoe

crumbs:

for now on, i’m gonna work with my rich bestie 

crumbs:

i’m gonna work with someone who decided to give me a job after my mental breakdown at mcdonalds

crumbs:

but still, i’m gonna work with my rich bestie with some spicy sprite💯💯💯

ceo:

i just wanted to see you fail at life💯

crumbs:

jeez thanks.

crayon:

adding sprite to the menu….

wanker:

how did you even get the sprite?

crumbs:

oh, jaebeom helped me

neko:

shut up, you werent supposed to say that.

jesus:

mf acting like he’s the witness of this all.

crumbs:

well, i came back,,,,,, and jaebeom was ny the sodas. And i told him if he wanted sprite, and he said sure. So we went to the back and took all the sprite.

crumbs:

no one caught us because we we’re too busy being sonic fast. 

wanker:

never knew the old man still had speed in him💯

neko:

shut up.

childsupport :

you should see him how slow his pull out game is.

neko:

HUH

crayon:

WHAT

childsupport:

[chat rest]

wanker:

WHAT

childsupport:

did you not read what i said. CHAT. REST.

neko:

he lyin. What he said was a joke.

neko:

plz don’t believe him

jesus:

see look what you did to jaebeom, jinyoung. You put him into a gay panic and is currently lying to himself

jesus:

come here baby

neko:

stop get away.

crayon:

i'm finna whip dis hoe

childsupport:

DIDNT I SAY CHAT ING CLOSED 

childsupport removed neko, jesus, crayon, crumbs, wanker, and crumbs from the group chat

 

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CLICK ME!!!!

 

why not just fight jype? mf weak. periodt.

my back is killing me and it's 2 in the morning so,,,,, goodnight and good morning 

also i feel like someone is doing that manifest bull on me like deadass what