doublebee named the group chat mark

doublebee:

remember that one time when mark threw a laptop at me

browny:

how are you not dead from that?

doublebee:

i don’t know

browny:

since we’re talking about mark

browny:

i took his pjs pants to jeju

browny:

he threatened me after filming

defsoul:

why is mark older than me when i’m leader, i should be the oldest. what is god’s plan?

sugardaddywang:

me llamo mark… marco

sugardaddywang named the group chat marco tuna

supremechoi:

we adopted coco together but he ain’t paying child support

sugardaddywang:

and how he became a trainee just so he won’t end up in summer school

doublebee:

tb to a time when mark hyung had ramen hair

browny:

he’s emotionally unstable

supremechoi:

he’s so aggressive, yet so quiet

peachnyoungie:

y’all had a terrible time with him

peachnyoungie:

me and mark had our wedding on stage, it es

doublebee:

lucky

browny:

we just get threatened by him

defsoul:

how is he the oldest? he doesn’t act like his age.

defsoul:

why couldn’t i be the oldest

defsoul:

you tuna

sugardaddywang:

he’s not wearing the friendship bracelet i gave him

sugardaddywang;

and how he didn’t appreciate my backstage dancing from the hard carry era

sugardaddywang:

s a d b o y s ☹ ☹ ☹

doublebee:

and how is he the visual of the group?

doublebee:

i have better fashion sense than him

doublebee:

i find that to be very offensive

supremechoi:

it’s literally been four years and your still on about that?

peachnyoungie:

mark’s face was rubbing frosting onto my face

sugardaddywang:

i should be receiving all that love from him

sugardaddywang:

the audacity

defsoul:

he would treat me like i’m his or side hoe

defsoul:

why must you do this to me

supremechoi:

and how he made jaebum hyung vape

supremechoi:

mark needs to be stopped

defsoul:

that wasn’t a vape pen stop

defsoul:

it was a perfume bottle you

peachnyoungie:

anyways, moving on

doublebee:

no we’re still talking about mark hyung

doublebee:

people on twitter people were trying to pay mark 50 cents just so he could push me off the stairs

doublebee:

and he actually was gonna do it

doublebee:

for 50 cents

doublebee:

whatthe

sugardaddywang:

we’re just talking about mark

peachnyoungie:

come from the jackson wang?

sugardaddywang:

my wife looks cute when his ears goes red

sugardaddywang:

dlskakskxkxkkdkdkdkskskskkdkdm

sugardaddywang:

lslwllwlelfldflclclflfldldldldldld

supremechoi:

???

browny:

what?

sugardaddywang:

jinyoung took my phone away

doublebee:

no one asked

doublebee:

y’all i just noticed that mark is birthday twins with queen b

doublebee:

i love beyoncé

doublebee:

but like why?

mtuna:

can y’all shut the up

mtuna:

it’s ing 3 in the morning

mtuna:

i'm trying to sleep here

defsoul:

no

doublebee:

no we cant

mtuna:

bambam, i’m not afraid to push you down the stairs, throw a laptop at you again, or hurt you in any possible way

mtuna:

jaebum, your still my no matter what you say or do

mtuna:

jackson, don’t get me started with you

mtuna:

jinyoung, we still haven’t had our honeymoon

mtuna:

yugyeom, a

mtuna:

youngjae, i ain’t paying child support you mean

defsoul:

aggressive much?

sugardaddywang:

he’s from la, why did you expect?

mtuna:

can y’all literally stfu

mtuna:

i just wanna sleep

doublebee:

before you do anything to hurt me

doublebee:

happy birthday you aggressive quiet

defsoul:

i still don’t understand why are you older than me, but thank god i’m not old as you

mtuna:

jaebum, we’re practically the same age

defsoul:

no

defsoul:

i’m not old as you

peachnyoungie:

i’m lost

defsoul:

but happy birthday you old bastard

supremechoi:

at first, you were the father to my child, then your my mother

supremechoi:

i’ll be waiting for my child support money you birthday boy

peachnyoungie:

come to my place tonight, i’ll be giving you a birthday surprise ;;;;;;;;)

browny:

happy birthday to queen b, not you marco

sugardaddywang:

happy birthday to my wife

sugardaddywang:

your honeymoon with jinyoung

sugardaddywang:

jinyoung, he’s having an affair

sugardaddywang:

come my way mark;;;;;;;)

read at 3:25 by mtuna

a/n

i tried posting this on mark's birthday, but obviously i didn't finish and i was busy

happy late birthday to the crack head of a person who threw a laptop at bambam

i tried making this chapter somewhat special, but obviously that didn't work.

:)

;)