The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  So... Did you think about it the whole day? Or you've forgotten about it completely? ✓  at 06:14pm   Me: hello my virtual friend yeollie how ya hanging im still on my way home i had my stupid assed self in detention for an hour imagine being detained in university i feel like a scolded high school kid ✓  at 06:37pm   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  Why did they detain you? ✓  at 06:39pm   Me: i was caught kissing my seatmate actually i can still taste her red velvet cake flavored lip gloss and im not sure if im disgusted or pleased now before u start judging me i did that bcause i lost a stupid bet ✓  at 06:41pm   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  What kind of bet? Are you alright? ✓  at 06:42pm   Me: im fine this is nothing compared to last yr when i lost a bet to the same king of trolls he had me volunteering to sing the national anthem in front of the traffic lights as community service with all these pedestrians looking weirdly at me ✓  at 06:43pm   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  Hahahaha! That was wicked. What did you bet on this time? ✓  at 06:44pm   Me: u see we know a person and we were guessing who this person was really in a relationship with bcause hes been seen being on serious-looking dates with two different people every other day i was just so sure that person A is in a relationship with satan B bcause ive seen them together with my own eyes i mean *person B i know its not any of my business whoevers dating who but if it makes any sense i was actually deadass obsessed with one of the 3 people involved since high school and it only stopped when i entered uni bcause i didnt have any more time to obsess on people due to schedule conflicts so it became my unconscious habit to know whats up with that person then my bestfriend was thinking that person A is dating person C ✓  at 06:47pm   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  So... you confirmed today that Person A is, in fact, dating Person C? Making you lose the bet? ✓  at 06:49pm   Me: no the bet was if whether or not person B would react violently once i ask him to confirm it and he did like i only asked hey r u and person A dating then he straight up whacked my head with his thick and hardbound covered history book i swear i saw stars around my head im surprised im still conscious to see him threatening me with his scary eyes ✓  at 06:51pm   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  Oh, God. Are you alright?! ✓  at 06:51pm   Person B must be really violent to do that. ✓  at 06:52pm   Wait. Person B is a guy? ✓  at 06:53pm   Me: i dunno ✓  at 06:53pm   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  What? How do you NOT know? ✓  at 06:54pm   Me: i mean im not sure if hes a guy or hes gay bcause i obviously wont think he was dating person A if i was certain that hes straight ✓  at 06:54pm   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  Oh. ✓  at 06:54pm   Then, how did you end up kissing a random girl? Did your best friend specifically ask you to kiss this person? ✓  at 06:55pm   Me: r u not going to question the fact that im doubting some peoples uality ✓  at 06:56pm   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  Not everyone is judging people in that petty way. It's not like I'd earn something from questioning people's own thoughts. ✓  at 06:56pm   Me: oh yeah i forgot who i was talking to ✓  at 06:57pm   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  I can smell sarcasm from afar, too, you know. Not that I know where you are. ✓  at 06:57pm   Me: cover ur nose then loljk anyway i kissed her bcause the deal was i had to kiss this girl whos been crushing on me since gradeschool it was ok with her i actually asked permission she only stared at me with big eyes before nodding ✓  at 06:58pm   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  Don't tell me you didn't know the professor was there. ✓  at 06:58pm   Me: actually i kissed her outside the class after our subject in common so my bestfriend could see me doing my part she liked it too ✓  at 06:59pm   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  Uhm... ✓  at 06:59pm   Me: but her boyfriend didnt like