Jongdae: good morning u in weirdo i woke up to ur msgs u owe me a box of pizza for this ✓  at 04:45am   oh now u wont respond and u woke me up i hope u choke in ur sleep ✓  at 04:47am   that was a joke i wuv u byun lets talk ✓  at 04:51am   Me: dae ✓  at 04:51am   Jongdae: good u r up now wat ✓  at 04:52am   Me: i have a confession to make ✓  at 04:52am   Jongdae: ok ? ✓  at 04:52am   Me: i actually like talking to him now i feel smart ✓  at 04:53am   Jongdae: i slept for a min and i woke up to u being a hoe like nothin changed im not even surprised anymore ✓  at 04:54am   the screenshot u sent me y did he say that ✓  at 04:55am   Me: i told him im a guy ✓  at 04:56am   Jongdae: oh but hes still txtin ✓  at 04:56am   Me: yeah and we r actually talking decently ✓  at 04:56am   Jongdae: hes gay ✓  at 04:57am   Me: jongdae y is ur head up ur so early ✓  at 04:57am   Jongdae: well y else would he talk to u if hes straight ✓  at 04:58am   Me: bcause talking isnt made solely for flirting u idiot ✓  at 04:58am   Jongdae: whatevs wait my moms calling lets talk in school bring me mocha buns and coffee ✓  at 04:59am   Me: ok ill tell u more abt it later i wuv u dae ✓  at 04:59am

 

 

The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol: So... I'm guessing you're already knocked off? ✓  at 04:57am   Sleep well, Hyun. Good night/morning and thank you for your time. ✓  at 05:00am   Me: wait no in fact im very much awake i just had to read my friends msgs he suddenly woke up ✓  at 05:00am   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  Oh. Friends? A lot of them, at the same time? ✓  at 05:01am   Me: *friend's smartpants im too lazy for proper formatting ✓  at 05:01am   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  I'm kidding. You should've heard me say that. ✓  at 05:02am   Me: oh so youre getting back at me this time well ok ✓  at 05:02am   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  Hahahaha. You seriously need to go back to sleep. ✓  at 05:03am   Me: maybe its u who needs sleeping ✓  at 05:03am   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  Not really. I can take a nap for an hour after my shift at Universe. ✓  at 05:03am   Me: ok so can i hear ur demos now ✓  at 05:03am   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  Why are you suddenly interested? It's no good. Especially for someone like you. I mean, you did say you have high standards in Arts. ✓  at 05:04am   Me: i doubt that ur compositions are like u make the most beautiful proses im assuming u r smart enough to use that skill for ur music ✓  at 05:04am   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  'Assuming' is rather an unconvincing word. ✓  at 05:04am   Me: wow u think im that stupid ✓  at 05:05am   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  What? No. Okay. For whatever purpose, maybe I will let you listen to one of my demos. In one condition. ✓  at 05:05am   Me: id date u if i was a girl but this would sound weird so that must be out of the question ✓  at 05:06am   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  Hahahaha. You're really a funny guy, Hyun. No. But since we don't really know each other, I think it's going to be easier for me to talk about my feelings for Hyun (the girl I was supposed to confess to). In exchange of one demo, can I have a day worth of your time just texting about things I can't talk about with my friends? Not the whole day, of course. At least, talk to me like we're friends whenever you're available. I'd wait even if it would take you time to respond. ✓  at 05:08am   Me: huh? suddenly im confused ✓  at 05:08am   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  You see, my best friends are when it comes to this matter. So maybe, I'm in desperate need of smart ideas from someone who wouldn't really give me dumb suggestions like, "Get her number and confess straight away so she wouldn't have any choice." Or another friend telling me that, "Maybe this girl is just playing hard to get so she keeps telling you it's not her. Try sending her more messages or call her." ✓  at 05:09am   Oh, God. 'Suddenly', I'm not making any sense. ✓  at 05:10am   Me: hahahahaha lol i honestly understand u ✓  at 05:11am   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  Thank you. I know, it sounds like my song demos have that much of a value. They don't, really. But I hope you understand that I'm also taking a risk by letting a stranger I barely know have the power to leak my secret songs. ✓  at 05:12am   So if you're still interested, then this is the thing I'm going to ask in return. ✓  at 05:13am   Me: like a virtual friend ? ✓  at 05:13am   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  Exactly. Yes. Man, you're smart. ✓  at 05:13am   Me: u know i have this uncanny ability to smell sarcasm upto a billion miles away from me so dont try me ✓  at 05:14am   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  Hahahahahahahaha! I don't understand how I'm not even worried about you getting mad at me for this. I mean, based off of your responses, I'm guessing you're the type of person who takes on sarcasm pretty well. ✓  at 05:14am   Me: my favorite professor who teaches the subject i hate the most once told me that sarcastic people are usually the smartest ones unfortunately im not one of the usual ones im still dumb despite my high level of sarcasm at times so u have to adjust to that if im going to be ur virtual friend ✓  at 05:15am   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  Don't say that. I may not know much about you but I'm sure you're not dumb. ✓  at 05:15am   Me: ok whatever welp im actually considering ur condition now ✓  at 05:16am   The Multi-Talented Barista Chanyeol:  Come on. It doesn't have to be one-way beneficial for me. I can be your f