Nations 101
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Daniel: IM BUILDING A NATION
Seongwoo: sounds lovely
Daniel: A CAT NATION
Seongwoo: aaaaand I take that back
Jaehwan: how the are you going to do that?!
Daniel: easy, EVERY CREATURE THAT’S NOT A CAT CAN’T LIVE IN THIS HOUSE.....EXEPT for Seongwoo
Jisung: you’re not a cat
Daniel: I’m cute, cozy, like cuddles, makes everyone smile, adorable, smol, love cat food, I’m basically a cat
Jaehwan: you eta cat food?!?
Sungwoon: sMOL?! EXCUSE ME MR.”NATIONS FIRST PICK”, SMOL?!? JAEHWAN’S IS SMALL, TAEHYUN’S SELF ASTEEM IS SMALL, GUANLIN’S CHANCE OF GETTING SEONHO TO LOVE HIM MORE THAN HE LOVES PIZZA IS SMALL, YOU MY FRIEND IS NOT SMALL
Seongwoo: RIGHT?! DANIEL, YOUR IS THE BIGGEST I’VE SEEN EVER-
Sungwoon:........
Jisung:......
Jaehwan:.......
Daniel:........
Minhyun:....wow.......
Seongwoo: w...what?
Sungwoon:....w...we’re talking about height...
Seongwoo: oH-
Daniel: awww its ok babe, your cute too
Minhyun: So what were we discussing?
Jaehwan: the fact that Daniel wants to turn this house into cat-land
Yongguk: I SUPPORT IT
Kenta: awww you’re cute
Sihyun: EXCUSE ME?!?
Yongguk: oH-
Sihyun: who just called my boyfriend cute?!??
Yongguk: he’s just a bandmate-
Kenta: oh so you ARE boyfriends👀☕️
Yongguk: yes
Sihyun: SEE?!? I TOLD YALL ASSCRACKS
Justin: can y’all not?!? I’m in the middle of filming a survival show STOP TEXTING
Jaehwan: survival show??! WHAT SURVIVAL SHOW?!?
Justin: it’s basically produce 101 just in Chinese
Jisung: IM SORRY SWEETIE, IM SORRY YOU HAVE TO GOT THROUGH THIS AGAIN, IM SORRY-
JungJung: what about me?!?
Jisung: IM SORRY-
Sungwoon: wow y’all are really back in hell
Justin: truly saddening
Minhyun: truly tragic
Justin: *cries*
Minhyun: So what were we talking about again-
Jisung: the fact that Daniel wants to turn out dorm into land
Minhyun: oh, yeah, right
Daniel: b...but I like land-
Sungwoon: KANG DANIEL??!? DON’T YOU DARE SAY THAT WORD
Daniel: BUT JISUNG JUST-
Jaehwan: NO, IN THIS HOUSE WE DONT LIKE...P*SSY
Minhyun: THAT WORD IS A CURSE WORD
Jisung: IT SHALL NOT BE SAID
Daniel: BUT YOU JUST-
Jisung: NO
Seongwoo: WE ARE A FULL HOUSE, YOU’RE STRAIGHT?!? YOU GET KICKED OUT, ONLY
Daniel: awww bUT Babe, I love YOUR
Seongwoo: SAY SORRY FOR, SAYING IT
Daniel: FINE....I’m sorry for disrespecting the god’s of Gays by saying p*ssy
Seongwoo: MUCH BETTER
Jisung: guys....where are the Maknaes?
Woojin: oh you know, nothing much
Jihoon: just, casually stealing Ong’s car and driving to the airport so we don’t miss our flight to Thailand
Seongwoo: WHAT?! MY CAR?! DONT EXPLODE IT
GuanLin: trust us, we’re responsible kids
Minhyun: ^literally everything with that sentence is wrong and total bull
Jaehwan: YOU’RE HAVING A VACATION?! IN THAILAND?! WITHOUT US?!
Jinyoung: oH shut up you wannabe Mozart, you didn’t take us with you last time
Sungwoon: IT WAS FOR THE CONTRY’S SAFETY
Daehwi: well surprise surprise no one gives a , but anyway, we’re heading there now so...BYE HOES
Daniel: BUY SOME CAT FOOD
Jinyoung: NO
GuanLin: BYE
Woojin: HOPE YALL CHOKE
Minhyun: HOPE THE PLANE CRASHES
Jihoon: HOPE JONGHYUN GETS HIS HEAD STUCK IN YOUR
Minhyun: YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Jihoon: *Minhyun voice* NEVER
Sungwoon: , he just offended you using your own killing part
Minhyun: ITS DONE, IM DEAD, K.O, HE KILLED ME, HE GOT ME, *cries*
Jonghyun: awww poor babe
Jaehwan: gdjshshhsjshs whatta loser
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yes ya’ll my headass finally updated hdhdshdjshjs IM ACTIVE YALL-
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