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Jisung: OUR COMEBACK IS BEAUTIFUL OMG

Daniel: ^literally

Seongwoo: I CAN NOT BELIVE THEIR ASSES BRO-SONED US

Daniel: IKR?! What kind of weird -

Jaehwan: oh look! Woojin! It's your screentime

Jaehwan:

Woojin: T...there's nothing there....

Jaehwan: I know-

Minhyun: oH -

Woojin: yOU FROZEN IF I DIDN'T TRIP OVER THAT ING BOX THEN NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE IG HAPPENED! MY 2SECS OF SCREENTIME MADE THE IG PLOT! I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE JIHOON BREAK HIS ARM, GOT ONG ARRESTED, MADE DANIEL RETURN HIS BIKE SO HE COULD GET MONEY TO GET ONG OUTTA JAIL, I DID THE WHOLE ING PLOT, IM THE ING IDIOT WHO TRIPPED OVER THAT JNG BOX SO YALL IM THE MAIN CHARACTER HERE

Jaehwan:......

Sungwoon:....well

Daehwi:...so...it was the box-

Jihoon: oh you should be happy I came back for your

Jinyoung:....and you're proud?......

Jaehwan: OK ONE THING

Woojin: wHAT

Jaehwan:...Frozen HYUNG

Woojin: WELL YOU FROZEN HYUNG

Jaehwan: better

Jisung: well if it wasn't  for ME then the scary old guys would've never tried to beat us up.....

Jihoon: *claps* all of ya'll should be happy I saved your asses

Minhyun: ITS A MUSIC VIDEO GUYS, IT AINT REAL

GuanLin: TRUE, JIHOON WOULDN'T HURT A FLY

Jihoon: NO BUT I CAN HURT YOU

Daehwi: GUYS NO

Daniel: sO JBJ, HOW WAS THE COMEBACK

Taehyun: no comment, my man was barely in the mv

Sungwoon: they didn't give me screentime cuz my existence is too powerful

Seongwoo: no it's cuz your acting  

Sungwoon: NOT EVERYONE HERE WAS AN ACTING TRAINEE

Seongwoo: I can tell

Seongwoo: sHUt up

Samuel: I didn't even see bae

Jinyoung: I was in the "I'm not dying today" squad 

Jihoon: ^you ran away while I kicked

Jinyoung: I WAS NOT GON DUE TODAY-

Samuel: NO GUYS, IM TALKING ABOUT MY BAE

Daehwi: your BAE was too busy getting the away from that place

Hyungseop: my bae tripped over a ing box and got his own bandmate arrested

Woojin: THE MOST ICONIC 2SECS

Jonghyun: I just have a question 

Minhyun: what hubby

Daniel: hUBBY?!?

Jisung: H...hUSBAND?!?

Minhyun: lmao jk

Minhyun: wattup babe

Daehwi: oh-

Jonghyun: wHY THE DID JAEHWAN TAKE THAT TOILET SCRUBBER WITH HIM EVERYWHERE

Jaehwan: cUZ ITS MY ING WEAPON, MESS WITH ME AND I'LL SHOVE THAT SCRUBBER DOWN YOUR THROAT AND CHOKE YOU TO HELL

Jaehwan:...and it's because I like to clean
 @ Hwang Minhyun

Minhyun: best joke of the year

Jonghyun: wEaPoN

Sewoon: you don't need weapons, just show them your face and they'll die of ugliness 

Jaehwan: AWWW I love you too babe

Sungwoon: YALL ARE CONFUSING 

Jinyoung: SAYS YOU?!? DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT TAEHYUN WAS DEAD IN YOUR EYES YESTERDAY??!!

Sungwoon: that's how i show my love

Daehwi: can't you just say "I love you"

Sungwoon: that's too basic

Daehwi: you're too basic

Jisung: TURN OFF YOUR PHONES NOW!

Daniel: bUT WHYYYYYY

Jisung: CUS WE JUST CAME BACK AND OUR SCHEDULES ARE CRAZZZZY

Hyungseop: Justin can't relate

Justin: shut up

Daniel: BUT DAAAAAD

Jisung: NO DANIEL

Daniel: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD

Jisung: YOU JUST CALLED ME DAD

Jisung: NOW GIVE ME MY PHONE

Jisung: and also Jaehwan, I'm taking all of your chocolate bars

Jaehwan: w..why

Jisung: CUS THATS WHAT I DESERVE ADTER GETTING 0 SCREENTIME, CENTER TIME AND LINES

Jaehwan: fINE TAKE ALL OF THEM

Jisung: GOOD....damn...kids are really hard to control these days

Sungwoon: I'm not a kid-

Jisung: no, you're that lonely aunt that lives next door

Sungwoon: I'VE GOT TAEHYUN, IM NOT LONELY

Donghan: the dwarf couple is disgustingly adorable

Taehyun: DONGHAN! I THOUGHT I TOOK YOUR PHONE AWAY

Donghan: this is Kenta's phone, I stole it

Taehyun: OMFG

Daniel: BUT HYUNG! I.WANT.MY.PHONE

Jisung: YOU'RE SUCH A KID

Daniel: YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT CUS YOU'RE LONELY AND OLD

Jisung: IM 27 YOU HEAD

Daniel: yeah......127

Jisung: KANG.SEONGWOO.

Seongwoo: what

Jisung: CONTROL YOUR HUSBAND

Seongwoo: Daniel gets what Daniel wants

Jisung: WELL DANIEL'S GON GET A FAT SLAP IF HE DOESN'T GIVE ME HIS PHONE

Daniel: you're too old to hurt me

Jisung: IM TAKING AWAY YOUR CATS

Daniel: ok FINE, take it..bUT DONT TAKE MY BABIES

Jisung: GOOD

Jisung: *insert sight* kids these days

Samuel: well if I was in the group then none of this would've happen

Jonghyun: ^THATS MY THING

Samuel: ^OH I DESERVE TO BE A MEMBER 

Jonghyun: ^DONT DISRESPECT NATIONS LEADER

Samuel: ^DONT DISRESPECT NATIONS SWEETHEART

Jonghyun: ^NO ONE HAS EVER CALLED YOU THAT

Samuel: ^I JUST DID

Jonghyun: ^wow-