Christmas 101
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Sungwoon: MERRY CHRISTMAS HOES
Jihoon: iTS 6 AM
Sungwoon: ITS CHRISTMAS YOU BRAT
Sungwoon: NOW EVERYONE, GET OUT OF YOUR ROOMS, THIS SANTA GOT A SURPRISE FOR YALL
GuanLin: OH SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT SANTA!
Sungwoon: GuanLin....
Minhyun: DONT TELL HIM.
Sungwoon: Santa....
Jisung: DONT-
Sungwoon: he....
Seongwoo: jUST TELL HIM ALREADY
Daniel: BABE?!?
Seongwoo: OH CMON, THE GUY IS 17, HE SHOULD KNOW BY NOW
GuanLin: k...know what?....
Sungwoon: Santa...he...he's not real....
GuanLin: WHAT?! HAVE I BEEN LIVING A LIE?!
GuanLin: BABE!!??
Seonho: its 6 am bae, what do u want?
GuanLin: SANTA.IS.NOT.REAL.
Seonho: WHAT?!
Sungwoon: I'm sorry-
GuanLin: HOW DARE YOU
Sungwoon: ITS OK CUS I GAVE YOU GIFTS THIS YEAR
GuanLin: YOU'RE NOT SANTA
Sungwoon: no, I'm hotter and younger
GuanLin: HYUNG!
Sungwoon: JUST GO OUT
GuanLin: FINE.........
Daniel: should we go live?! #ChristmasInZeroBase?
Seongwoo: nah...lets just...get our presents...
Woojin: THERE'S A BIG TOY HELICOPTER IN FRONT OF MY ING ROOM IM SIHAHAHAHA
Woojin: ITS THE BEST PRESENT EVER
Woojin: IM SO HAPPY
Woojin: *cries I'm Woojin*
Hyungseop: ok I got u a wayyyyy better present
Woojin: WHAT'S BETTER THAN A HELICOPTER?!
Hyungseop: well....I'm in front of the Zero base vending machine right now so-
Woojin: OMG
Hyungseop: :)
Woojin: YOU'RE HERE TO GIVE ME MY GIFT?! AWWW BABE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
Hyungseop: me Woojin.....your gift is me...I'm your gift
Woojin: OMG BABE I LOVE U
Woojin: WE CAN FINALLY SPEND TIME TOGETHER
Jaehwan: THERES A ING DIAMOND MICROPHONE IN MY ROOM
Sungwoon: if you’re going to sing then sing using a diamond microphone
Jaehwan: I ING LOVE YOU
Sungwoon: awwww
Sewoon: HANDS OF BRAT
Sungwoon: IM OLDER THAN YOU
Sewoon: I didn’t ask-
Jisung: where’s my gift?
Sungwoon: go outside
Jisung: please don’t tell me you bought a giraffe
Sungwoon: ITS A GIRAFFE!
Jisung: yOU ING IDIOT, HOW TF ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET THIS THING IN ZERO BASE?!?
Sungwoon: the walls are tall af
Jisung: YEAH FOR YOU! YOU’RE SMALL SO THE WALLS LOOK TALL TO YOU-
Sungwoon: nah man, you’re thinking too much, just enjoy your giraffe
Jisung: well....thanks...I guess.....
GuanLin: I.SMELL.PIZZA.
Sungwoon: just ordered one, merry Christmas man
GuanLin: SANTA, SUNGWOON IS TGE REAL
Sungwoon: I TOLD YOU IM BETTER THAN SANTA-
Daniel: I HEAR CATS
Daniel: THERE’S A CAT
Daniel: I GOT A ING CAT
Daniel: IM ABOUT TO CRY
Jaehwan: NO.MORE.CATS
Daniel: .CATS.
Jinyoung: Lmao So y’all are telling me that Daniel likes now?
Seongwoo: HELL.ING.NAH.
Daniel: Lmao NO, I’m a person
Daehwi: everyone here are people
Seongwoo: “straight?”, Sorry, never heard that word before
Minhyun: YOU GAVE ME THE MEGA VACCUM CLEANER 2000?!?
Sungwoon: yes my friend, yes I did
Minhyun: HA SUNGWOON I LOVE YOU, I LOVE EVERY INCH OF YOUR BODY
Taehyun: well, that’s not many inches
Sungwoon: BABE-
Taehyun: HDJDHDHD ITS THE TRUTH
Sungwoon: YOU
Minhyun: IM SO HAPPY DHSHAHA
Sungwoon: and also there’s more
Minhyun: THERE’S MORE?!?
Sungwoon: come to my room
Minhyun: I’m on my way- Hhhzhhjdudhsushsh
Daehwi: STOP YELLING
Jihoon: WHO’S SCREAMING LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD GIRL💀💀
Jisung: Minhyun is-
Jihoon: bHAHAHAHHAHA
Daniel: WHAT??! WHAT HAPPEN?! WHAT WAS IN HIS ROOM?! ANOTHER VACUM CLEANER?!?
Minhyun: NU’EST!
Jinyoung: oH -
Jinyoung: Did Sungwoon really hide NU’EST in his ing room all night hdjdhhshsh
Donghan: no cus that woke us up at 2 ing am just to get us here
Sungwoon: well I don’t regret anything
Minki: MINHYUN
Minhyun: MY MAN
Aron: MINHYUN
Minhyun: MY MAN
Donghan: MINHYUN
Minhyun: MAN
Jonghyun: BABE
Minhyun: BABE-
Minhyun: YOU SUNGWOON, YOU MADE ME FUVKJNG CRY
Sungwoon: no problem
Jinyoung: why are my plastic balls reflective
Sungwoon: so you can watch your reflection all day
Jinyoung: *cries* y...you know me so well....
Sungwoon: ofc kid
Daehwi: mOVE THE AWAY YOU UNCULTURED BRATS
Daniel: SAMUEL IS HERE??
Daehwi: YOU, SAMUEL IS HERE
Sungwoon: I called him
Daehwi: I ING LOVE YOU
Sungwoon: CALL ME HA SANTA
Jihoon: So tf did you give me?!
Sungwoon: check The fridge
Jihoon: OMG
Jihoon; YOU GAVE ME CHICKEN!
Jihoon: IM ABOUT TO CRY BLOOD
Jihoon: IM ING CRYIG BLOOD
Jinyoung: awwww THATS adorable
Seongwoo: he’s crying blood.....
Jinyoung: ADORABLE
Seongwoo: THERES A CAR OUTSIDE
Seongwoo: WHY DID THE STAFF CALL ME TO SAY THAT THERE’S A CAR OUTSIDE??!
Sungwoon:.....
Seongwoo: HA SUNGWOON, I ING LOVE YOU
Daniel: wHAT ABOUT ME???
Seongwoo: HE GAVE ME A CAR
Daniel: WELL I GAVE YOU MY HEART
Jonghyun: mans got a point
Seongwoo:....*no comment*
Taehyun: So hottie
Sungwoon: omg-
Taehyun: what did you get me?
Sungwoon: nothing-
Taehyun: oh well then, why are our HotShot members standing in front of my dorm then?
Sungwoon: FINE...I...kinda...called them
Taehyun: I TOLD YOU YOU’RE SOFT FOR ME
Sungwoon: IM NOT SOFT FOR YOU
Taehyun: don’t lie babe-
Sungwoon: FINE I’m whipped FINE I’m soft for you FINE I love you with all my heart FINE I would sacrifice everything for you-
Taehyun:........
Hyunbin:....
Kenta:....
Sanggyun:.....
Yongguk:......
Donghan:......
Jisung: w h i p p e d
Taehyun: awww Babe I love you too
Sungwoon: ok...yeah..this is definitely the best Christmas ever
Taehyun: Merry Christmas Babe
Sungwoon: merry Christmas......
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