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Jihoon: BAEJIN, YOU BETTER GET HERE NOW

Jinyoung: yes babe what

Jisung: PLEASE DONT MAKE OUT AGAIN

Sungwoon: last time you did that I almost choked on my own puke

Daniel: I don't know if that's disgusting or funny

Ong: it's FunGusting

Daniel: BABE NO

Ong: BABE YES

GuanLin: can you atleast not do it in front of me......watching you make out is worse than watching o

Jisung: yOU WATCHED O

Minhyun: BOI YOU DID WHAT?!??!

GuanLin: JAEHWAN SHOWED ME

Minhyun: KIM JAEHWAN

Jaehwan: Kim Jaehwan? Oh sorry, I do t know that guy

Sungwoon: THIS BOI

Daehwi: PLEASE DONT, WE HAVE TO SUFFER EVERYDAY BECAUSE OF ONGNIEL LIVE O, NOW THIS?!???!

Jihoon: WE BOUT TO MAKE OUT

Daehwi: *puts hands in front of GuanLin's eyes*

GuanLin: *puts hands I front of Daehwi's eyes*

Ong: POOR BABIES

Daniel: SHALL WE MAKE OUT?!?

Ong: NO FOR ONE MONTH REMEMBER?!??

Daniel: MAKING OUT IS NOT SHOVING

Ong: NO BUT I KNOW IT WILL TURN YOU ON

Minhyun: WHAT THE DID  HE DO THIS TIME?!?!!

Ong: HE SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE WHILE CUDDLING CUS HE SAW A BUG ON FACE......tHERE WAST EVEN A BUG IN THE ROOM

Daniel: IT WAS-

Ong: N O

Jaehwan: one month without ....hAHAHAHAHAGAHGAHAG

Minhyun: DONT ACT LIKE YOU GET

Jaehwan: iS SEWOON DEAD TO YOU?!??

Minhyun: SEWOON IS CONFORMED

Jaehwan: YOU ARE CONFIRMED

Minhyun: JONGHYUN DID ME THO-

Minhyun: I MEAN NO

Jonghyun: yOU DIDNT CALL ME DADDY LIKE PROMISED

Jaehwan: damn.....yA NASTY

Minhyun: IKR?!?!

Jaehwan: DADDY MY ....yOU LOOK LIKE A BOTTOM 

Minhyun: FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

Minhyun: you are truly my soulmate

Jaehwan: YES SOULMATE

Jonghyun: BUT IM YOUR BOYFRIEND?!?

Minhyun: awwwww of course you are...bUT JAEHWAN HERE IS MY SOULMATE

Jaehwan: YES

Sewoon: AM I DEAD TO YOU?!??

Jaehwan: NO

Jaehwan: BUT MINHYUN HERE IS MY BEST FRIEND-

Jonghyun: sTOP DISRESPECTING YOUR LEADER

Jisung: AWWW thank u Jonghyun

Jonghyun: I meant myse- UHH YES YOU'RE WELCOME

Daniel: YALL! ME! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?

Ong: YOU HAVE TWO HANDS AND A COMPUTER

Daniel:....you're telling me to play games when I'm ?

Ong: ........

Sungwoon: HE MEANS FAP YOU AIRHEAD, ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDNT SNIFF THE RICE JIHOON GAVE U?

Daniel: oh......bUT GAY IS NO FUN....and also I DIDNT SNIFF IT ISTG

GuanLin: OMG WHY DO THEY MAKE OUT SO LOUDLY

Daehwi: I CAN SEE BAEJIN PULL JIHOON'S HAIR OH

Daehwi: OH JESUS FORGIVE ME

GuanLin: MY EARS MY POOR....ears....sEND HELP

Daehwi: WHY IS BAEJIN ON HIS LAP?!?

GuanLin: OMG NO IM TOO PURE FOR THIS

Jisung: ok first of all gET THE OUT OF THE ROOM...second of all...WERE THE IS WOOJIN

Hyungseop: sleeping, arms wrapped tightly around my waist

Jaehwan:....dAMN THATS SOME FANFIC MATERIAL RIGHT THERE

Sungwoon: awwww

Jisung: wELL TELL HIM TO WAKE THE UP, WE GOIN GROCERY SHOPPING

Sungwoon: it's 1 am

Jisung: ITS OPEN 24 HOURS

Sungwoon: ITS STIL 1 AM?!??

Jisung: GROCERY SHOPPING CAN BE DONE ANYTIME ANYWHERE

Woojin: ITS 1 AM, I WAS CUDDLING, STOP RUINING MY LOVE LIFE GRANDPA

Jisung: STOP RUINING MY LOVE LIFE

Woojin: WHAT LOVE LIFE??????

Jisung: IMMA BEAT YO , GET THE UP WE GOING SHOPPING

Jisung: and while we gone.....nO WATCING, NO SHOWING, NO COCKING, NO FAPPING, NO SHAVING HAIR OFF(I'm sorry Minhyun) AND NO FAPPING......understood

Sungwoon: the door is that way👉🏽

Jisung: DISRESPECT

Sungwoon: BYE-

Daniel:.............1 MONTH?!?

Ong: WANNA MAKE IT 2 MONTHS?!??

Daniel: PLEASE NO

Ong: THEN DONT COMPLAIN

Daniel: can we atleast.....cuddle

Ong: try not to slap me

Daniel: YAAAAAAAY

Ong: gOOD, NOW LETS CUDDLE

Daniel: THEN HAVE

Ong: NO

Daniel: FINE....*cries*

Minhyun: JAEHWAN LETS MAKE FOOD

Jaehwan: HELL YEAH

Sungwoon: no

Hyungseop: no iM WAITING FOR WOOJIN TO COME HOME SO I CAN EAT HIS LIPS

Jihoon: I'm still eating Baejin's lips so no

Baejin: YALL ARE GON BURN THE HOUSE AJABAHABAHAHWUW

GuanLin: what happened at the end?!?

Daehwi: JIHOON STARTED AGAIN

GuanLin: HOW ARE THEIR LIPS NOT DEAD IM-

Ong: HELL NO YALL CAN NOT MAKE FOOD

Daniel: I'd rather starve

Jonghyun: I'm not even there but....hELL NO

Minhyun: BABE?!???

Jonghyun: AWWW IM SORRY.....but seriously u can't cook for

Jaehwan: I can

Jonghyun:..........ok ITS TIME TO GO NOW-

Jaehwan: .........................do it anyway?!?

Minhyun: HELL YEAH LETS GO-