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Daniel: SEUNGWOO HYUNG~~~

Ong: yes~~~

Jisung: he wants chicken doesn't he?

Minhyun: it's 4 am wHO WANTS CHICKEN AT 4 AM?!

Sungwoon: WHY ARE YALL UP AT 4 AM?!?

Jihoon: why are YOU up at 4 am

Sungwoon: grounded

Jihoon: shut up auntie

Jinyoung: so ya'll just gon Netflix and chill at 4 am

Daehwi: Netflix and shoving 

Woojin: they gon ....mARK MY WORDS

GuanLin: JAEHWAN IS SINGING AGAIN

Jaehwan: ITS JUST 4 AM CHILD

GuanLin: I HATE-

Daniel: SHUT UP.......Ong~~

Ong: yes~~~

Daniel: cOME TO MY BED I SERIOUSLY WANT TO SHOVE MY UP YOUR RIGHT NOW

Jisung: ok THATS IT, IM GOING TO MINHYUN'S ROOM, YOU-

Minhyun: HE GETS AT 4 AM?!??

Jaehwan: ^DUDE, WE CAN LITERALLY HEAR THEM AT 4 AM EVERYNIGHT 

Sungwoon: well....atleast we get not only free but live as well.........wow....aMAZING

Jinyoung: ^its a win win situation 

Jihoon: THIS IS IT, IM LIVING BY MY OWN FROM NOW ON

Woojin: ^YES FINALLY!

GuanLin: ^awww I WANT TO MOVE OUT TOO

Jisung: WELL OK THEN WINK GET OUT

Minhyun: oh hell nah we kickin you out

Sungwoon: bUT YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THE FREE AND LIVE O

Ong: YES! NOW WE CAN DO "it" IN PEACE

Daniel: wE DONT NEED YOU ANYWAYS 

Jinyoung: how about WE move out....and adopt.....

Jisung: ADOPT?!?!

Jinyoung: a puppy

Woojin: lmao sure bYE

Daewhi: OH OK BYE THEN-

Jihoon: good.....yOUR LUGGAGE IS OUTSIDE.....EXEPT for Jinyoung....we gon live together

Sungwoon: YOU'RE KICKING YOUR AUNTIE OUT?!?? 

Ong: WHERE WE GON DO OUR LIVE OS NOW?!?

Daniel: ^WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO "it" NOW?!??

Jaehwan: THE DISRESPECT

Minhyun: it's ok....NU'EST STILL HAS A IG ROOM FOR ME

Sungwoon: HOTSHOT WOULD NEVER

Daehwi: well then....gUESS IM MOVING IN WITH DONGPACA AGAIN......Woojin too

Woojin: BUT THEY'RE NASTYYYYYY.......they make out EVERYWHERE

Daehwi: YOU AND HYUNGSEOP MAKE OUT TOO-

Woojin: FINE

GuanLin: SEONHO IM COMMING OVER...and moving in.....lets cuddle babe

Seonho: YAAAAS I'LL ORDER THE CHICKEN

Sungwoon: why are you up at 4 am CHILD

Seonho: DONT QUESTION ME GRANDPA

GuanLin: CUDDLE AND CHICKEN❤️

Seonho: YAAAS CUDDLE AND CHICKEN

Jisung: OH HELL NAH I DIDNT CARRY YOU AROUND FOR 9 MONTHS, PUSH YOU OUT OF MY FOR YOU TO DISRESPECT ME LOKE THIS, NO ONE IS MOVING THE OUT NOW SLEEP FOR GODS SAKE

Minhyun:....you're a man

Jaehwan: ^"out of my "

Minhyun: ^ohhhhhhh

Seonho: but....cuddling and chicken...

GuanLin: tomorrow

Seonho: YAAAAY

Ong: so......can I keep Daniel's now?

Daniel: YES PLEASE-

Sungwoon: you SEE THIS IS WHY JESUS HATES US

Jaehwan: JESUS LOVES ME

Jaehwan: PLUS IM NOT EVEN CHRISTIAN

Jaehwan:.....my religion is Hwang Minhyun

Minhyun: my religion is you being clean for once 

Jaehwan: my religion is you shutting the up

Woojin: my religion is Hyungseop pulling my hair while making out

Jihoon: my religion is Food

Jinyoung: my religion is Park Jihoon

Daehwi: my religion is myself

Jisung: my religion iS YALL SHUTTING THE UP AND SLEEP

Jaehwan:............well....then....gOODNIGHT

Seen

Jaehwan: YALL

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