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Jisung: WERE HAVING A MEETING

Minhyun:.........a meeting....?

Jaehwan: oh no

Jihoon: I......,I'm scared

Ong: OH NO

Jinyoung: IM ESCAPING BYE-

Daehwi: Meeting? With Jisung? HELL NAH

Daniel: FINE MOM

Seungwoon: I DON WANNA

Woojin: b......but.....

Jisung: I. CALL. FOR. MEETING

Daniel: JUST START THE DAMN MEETING

Jisung: I am going to DANIEL.....NOW we are going to have to discuss......THE HOUSE RULES

Minhyun:.........wow......there's rules in this zoo

Jisung: NO.....AND THAT IS WHY WE ARE GOING TO MAKE THEM.......RIGHT. NOW.

Jisung: OK NR.1 NO SINGING AT 1 am IN THE ING MORNING, ONLY SING FROM 4-6 pm UNDERSTAND???

Jaehwan: B.....but I like singing at 1 am in the ing morning

Minhyun: WE DON'T LIKE LISTENING TO IT

Jihoon: the only thing you sing about is your tragic love life with Sewoon Hyung

Daehwi: ^TRUE

Jaehwan: IT. IS. NOT. TRAGIC, MY LOVE LIFE IS GREAT

Jisung: ^ok I'll let you live with that lie

Jisung: Next is NO CRYIBG AT 2 AM IN THE ING MORNING *cough*  Daehwi *cough* 

Daehwi: I. WAS. NOT. CRYING

Daniel: OH SHUT UP WE HEARD YOU

Seungwoon: WE COULD LITERALLY HEAR YOU 

Daehwi: IT WAS ONE TIME

Seungwoon: IT HAPPEN TWO TIMES! THE DAY AFTER THE FINAL EP AND THAT TIME SEONGWOO ACCIDENTALLY SHOWED YOU

Daniel: "accidentally" 

Ong: ^IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Jisung: ok next is NO TALKING FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU SLEEP

Minhyun: I DONT TALK FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT

Jinyoung: yes you do

Jonghyun: uhhhhh yes you do

Minhyun: FINE.....I'll stop

Jisung: ok this is a good one NO FLIRTING OR MAKING OUT ON THE ING COUCH WHILE OTHERS ARE WATCHING

Jaehwan: SEE, DANIEL, ONG? NO MAKING OUT WHILE OTHERS ARE WATCHING........I still have nightmares from last time......so.....so....awful 

Ong: OH SHUT UP WHAT ABOUT WINKDEEP? NO. FLIRTING. GET. A. ROOM

Jihoon: YOU CAN GET A ROOM

Jinyoung: WE DONT EVEN FLIRT

Minhyun:..........."Damn these pants look good on you.......but they'll look better on my floor"

Jihoon: Jinyoung said that NOT ME

Daniel: "I'm gay, you're gay, wanna make out?"

Jihoon: ok that was me BUT LISTEN I-

Jonghyun: ^AND THIS is the reason I should've became the leader YOU SEE THIS GROUP IS A MESS AND I AM A PERFECT LEADER SO WHY NOT JUST-

Minhyun: babe...........no

Jonghyun: FINE........Babe

Jisung: ok this one is IMPORTANT!!!¡!' 
NO! ! IN! THE! MIDDLE! OF! THE! NIGHT! 

Daniel: wh.....what....are you.....talking about

Ong:......uhm.....uh

Daehwi: WE CAN HEAR YALL JUST SAYIN

Seungwoo: "uh uh uh harder uh"

Ong: SHUT UP

Jaehwan: I can't BELIVE Daniel has a ing OPPA kink IMDEAD

Daniel: YOU KNOW ABOUT IT!???!

Woojin: I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT BOI-

Minhyun: lmao I can't believe Daniel is top IMDEAD HE HAS THE BOTTOM FEELS

Ong: WAIT.......is Minhyun a bottom? Or is Jonghyun a bottom.......?

Minhyun:..................

Jonghyun:................

Minhyun:.....uh......

Jonghyun: I TOP

Minhyun: YOU DO NOT

Jisung: SHUT UP WHERE THE IS GUANLIN?!!

Jihoon: EATING

Ong: EATING

Minhyun^ONG SEONGWOO = BLOCKED

GuanLin: CHILL.......I was eating

Jisung: again?

GuanLin:.......yes again

Jisung: ok next rule NO EATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ING NIGHT 

GuanLin: BUT I LIKE NIGHT EATING

Jisung: THAT AINT MY PROBLEM 

Jisung: AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST NO MEME SENDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

Samuel: why does all of this happen in the middle of the night

Jisung: BECAUSE WE LIKE DOING RANDOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

Samuel: OH MY GOD

Jisung: Ok but before I wrap up the meeting..........who's going to be the leader

Minhyun: JONGHYUN- oh.......wait a minute

Jonghyun: ^I CANT-

Ong: ME

Jisung: ^.....................HELL NAH I DONT WANT TO DIE, NEXT

Jihoon: Jonghyun

Jinyoung: Jonghyun

Jaehwan: Jonghyun

Seungwoon: Jonghyun

Daehwi: Jonghyun

Woojin: Jonghyun

Guanlin: Jonghyun

Daniel: ..........Jonghyun.....

Jisung: .........^OK ONG YOU'RE THE LEADER GOOD NIGHT YALL BYE-