Pls ignore the title :P

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" Waaah!! The foods so good!!!" Aisaka yelled.

Yes...It was dinner time again. I was still really upset about the cake.

Ugh...and not to mention I still had that mini manga store with me. God I hate Aisaka.

" Ne~ Ne~ Minna guess what?" Aisaka asked. No one looked up from their food.

" Miyazaki-kun got me a cake!!" she said.

" EEEHHHH?!!!"

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        Yuu looked up from her plate shocked. JUMP turned to look at Yuu who sat frozen in his chair.

'What the hell??' Yuto thought.

  ' Is she okay ?' Takaki thought.

' Yabai!! M..maybe she's gay!! ' Hikaru thought fearfully.

" I'll go get the cake " Aisaka said going to the kitchen.

               The members turned to stare at Yuu shocked.

" Im done " she said getting up and walking upstairs.

      After she was gone Keito leaned forward " I think Yuu-kun likes her" he said.

Everyone including Hikaru nodded. Yamada suddenly felt a flash of brilliance.

     YAMADA BRILLIANCE MODE:

    ' I Got it!! According to the others Yuu is a boy and Aisaka is a girl right?

So like any other normal guy Yuu is ACTING like she is attracted to Aisaka that way no one would ever

suspect Yuu of being a girl!!  '

" YATTA!!! Im a genius!!!!" Yamada yelled.

     The members turned to look at him in shock.

" Yama-chan are you ok? " Chinen asked.

"  Uh....E=mc² ?" Yamada said.

The other members facepalmed themselves.

" Ne.." Yuto said " What if the cake wasnt for Aisaka maybe it was for his mom" he said.

The members stared at Yuto with a blank expression.

" D..Dont look at me!! Ore wa Mazakon janai yo!!" he said.

" Hm...where have I heard that before ?" Ryutaro asked Keito.

(A/N Risou no Musuko reference)

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         I sat on the bed texting my mom when I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door to see

Yamada smiling at me like an idiot.

" Yo" I said letting him in.

He turned to me and grabbed my shoulders.

" Yuki...Your a genius!!!" he said.

" I am? " I asked confused. Yamada shook his headsuper fast.

" Now no one will EVER suspect you of being a girl!!" he said.

" Eh?....Wait..Is this about the cake? " I asked. Yamada nodded.

" BAKA!! The cake wasnt for Aisaka!!" I yelled.

" It wasnt?" he asked.

" No!! It was for you!!" I said.

" Why me?" he asked.

" Ano...you wont be mad right?" I asked.

" Spill it " he said.

" I...ifoundoutaboutyouandAisaka GOMEN!!! " I said at once.

Yamada began to laugh. " What did Yuto tell you?" he asked.

" Well he said you guys were really lovey dovey and you broke up because she kissed another guy" I

said.

Yamada laughed even more. " OII!! Whats so funny?" I asked.

" Its a lie " he said. I stared at him shocked.

" Well its true we were a couple but thats not the reason we broke up. Yuto changes the story everytime

he tells a new person " he said.

" Oh...Damn im stupid" I said.

Yamada patted my arm " Im glad you realized that little one" he said.

" URUSAI!!!" I yelled.

                Yamada laughed. " So...wanna know why we broke up?" he asked.

" Are you sure its the real story?" I asked.

" HAHA!! YES!!" Yamada said he leaned forward.

" You see the truth is...". I leaned a little closer. "...I forgot our 1 week anniversary " he said.

 " Eh? " I said looking at him confused " thats it?" I asked.

" Yup" he said smiling.

" So you never loved her?" I asked. " Maybe 1% " he said.

 " I got you something!!" Yamada said reaching into the cover he brought with him.

He took out two hoodies and placed them on my bed. One was ablack hoodie with Silver stripes at the cuff and the hood and the other was a fluorescent green hoodie that almost made me go blind.

" Guess which one's your's " he said.

I pointed to the black one. " Wrong thats mine THIS is yours " he said handimg me the green one.

" HUH?" I said disappointed.

" You see..I Yamada Ryosuke am known for being very stylish and very y so..I figured if I gave you

something hideous no one would ever suspect it was me who bought it" he said.

My eye twitched.

" Well if you were planning to give it to me in secret like this it wouldnt even matter" I said.

Yamada looked at me in shock. He looked about 20 years older for some reason...

" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" he yelled grabbing his hair.

" Ah..Anyway this is for you" I said lifting up the manga bag and dropping it in his outstretched arms.

" No way!! Its the new volume of Beelze- AAHH!!!" he yelled falling over.

" Ryosuke~How can you be so clumsy?" I asked.

" Gomen ne~" he said." Why'd you buy these anyway?" .

" Well I heard about you and Aisaka and I felt bad for you" I said.

" Well guess I spent my money for nothing" I then looked at Ryosuke , he actually felt bad.

" Gomen..." he said.

" Daijobu~ Anyway even if I wanted to get girly stuff I wouldnt be able to right?" I said.

Ryosuke still looked cast down. " Dont be Glum Chum!!" I said.

         Ryosuke burst out laughing." Nandayo~!! What are you Australian?!" he yelled laughing.

" Ah...Anyway im gonna go now" he said getting up. " Oyasumi ne~ Yuki" he said walking up to the

door. 

' He...called me Yuki..for the first time' I thought. ' Yabai...whys my heart beating so fast?' I thought.

" Ne...Yuu " he said stepping aside.

I frowned " Pfft...So much for calling me Yuki " I said.

I then looked to see 3 gift wrapped present outside the door.

Yamada and me turned to look at each other confused.

" Nani kore? "
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This has got to be my fastest update EVER!!

HE..he  :) Ureshi desu ne? LOL :P

So what do you guys think?

Yama-chan ate some brains for dinner I guess :P

     So Im guessing you guys are wondering what stories

Yuto-kun must have told the other members about Aisaka and Yama-chan :)

They will be included in the Bonus chaps soon :))

Pls do read them!!

Arigatou minna~

-kaze27