Hyunseong and Donghyun's Shopping Adventure~

Alice in Boyfriend Land [Re-Write]

-This chapter is still in Donghyun's point of view.-

I quickly washed all of Minwoo’s blood off of my armor in the sink before rushing downstairs to meet Hyunseong to go shopping.

Hyunseong and I walked through town in an awkward silence. Neither of us said a word to the other because what could we say? We have only known each other for a short period of time and we we're both in love with the same girl. Any relationship between us was a relationship meant for enemies, not friends. The awkwardness loomed over our heads until we got to the main shopping district in town. I felt it lift the moment I saw all the bright colors and the bustling excitement of the shops. It was all such a new experience for me, I’d never been anywhere besides the forest. Being the last white knight in existence, I couldn't chance leaving the protection of the forest...

Years ago when I was just a little boy, only 7 or 8 years old, the Queen of Hearts began her rise to power. During that time, her elder sister - the White Queen - was in power over Wonderland. All of my seven older brothers and my father were knights for the White Queen, and I was a knight's apprentice. When the time came for a battle, my master anointed me a knight so I could fight with them. He had faith in me as a knight and though I was ready to fight, even though I knew I was really only a coward. Acting like the coward I was, I retreated into the forest and hid while every single one of the white knights were slaughtered by the red knights. The Red Queen took the throne and I was left to hide in the forest. I couldn't risk being found. Leaving the forest meant being killed by the queen at any time. But for some reason, I didn't care anymore. I'd do anything for Alice.

Including shopping.

Hyunseong and I walked around the shopping district, checking out all the shops for something that might fit Alice's style. Surprisingly there were tons of dress shops. Each shop was filled with different styles of beautiful dresses, but none of the ones we saw seemed to suit Alice. She was small and delicate and we wanted a dress that was just like her.

"I think we should've waited until Alice woke up and then brought her along. We don't know how to shop for a woman." I grumbled, overwhelmed by all the choices. Hyunseong stopped in his tracks, peeking into one of the shops.

The shop he saw was a woman's dress store. The outside was decorated in cutesy laces and frills, the perfect style for Alice. It was called "The Cute Lolita". Hyunseong looked at me questioningly and I nodded at him, following him into the store.

The inside of the shop was even cuter than the outside had been. I could feel all of my manliness inside me slowly disappear as Hyunseong and I went further and further into the store. The funny thing was... I actually found everything quite... adorable!?

'No, Donghyun! You are a man. A MAN! You are here to shop for Alice. You need to resist the cute and focus.'

I looked at Hyunseong, trying to decipher if the surrounding cuteness seemed to have the same effect on him as it did on me. He kept a serious face while looking around... obviously unaffected.

'Damn cat...'

Everything inside the shop was absolutely perfect for Alice. Now.. to buy Alice some new clothes without turning completely gay first.

A store worker approached Hyunseong and I. She was wearing a bright yellow dress with a huge cheery smile plastered to her face. She waved rapidly at us as she got closer.

"Welcome gentlemen!" She said in a high-pitched squeaky voice that seemed to match her looks and her personality. "My name is Summer, can I help you with anything?"

"Well hello, Summer!" I tried to say in a squeaky voice to match hers, but it only came out sounding gay. Hyunseong tried hard not to laugh. I cleared my throat, going back to my normal voice. "We're looking for a dress for our... friend."

Summer began to laugh, a snorting giggle that was even more annoying than her voice.

"We're all friends here. You don't need to lie you cute little lovebirds." she chirped, tapping us both on the noses.

"...lovebirds?" Hyunseong asked, looking at me with a seriously worried face. My jaw dropped.

"Well... yeah. Look at him." she said, giving me a once over and winking at Hyunseong. "I see why you like him so much. And ooh la la, that armor. You’re one of those wild couples with a role playing , am I right?”

"W-we're not..." Hyunseong tried to explain, but was quickly interrupted by a speed talking Summer.

"It's totally cool. No one here will judge you. What you do in your alone time together is totally your business. And we have a huge selection of plus sizes for those occasional times when men like you do come in." She winked at us again and then kept talking. She talked so fast that it was impossible to get a word in. “So which one of you is the female in this relationship? I’ve got a beautiful white dress that could turn this knight into a blushing, innocent princess. Or is it you, Mr. Kitty? I could find a deep purple gown that’ll really bring out the beauty of your eyes! Or do both of you like to dress up? I’ve had couples come in where both men liked to get-“ 

"We're not transvestites." I finally blurted, cutting her off and blushing deeply. "We're seriously looking for a dress for our friend. She ruined hers last night and we thought that we'd surprise her while she was sleeping."

"Oh..." Summer sighed. A few seconds of awkward silence hung over our heads until she finally began to talk again. She suddenly had a lot less to say. "Well... what kind of dress were you looking for?"

"Blue." I replied quickly, imagining Alice in the dress she was wearing before. "She looks best in blue."

"A length at her knees or longer; there's a lot of boys around her and I don't want any of them seeing something they're not supposed to." Hyunseong said, glancing at me.

'What? Why me?! Minwoo is obviously the ert among us three...'

"Well.. what you're describing is pretty basic... I can get a bunch of dresses like that and you can look through them if you'd like?" Summer suggested, we nodded our heads excitedly. We didn't actually have to do anything, what a relief. Summer walked off to get the clothes and came back with about twenty dresses. Hyunseong took a quick look through all of them before nodding his head.

"We'll take them all."

"Great!" Summer said, her voice raising an octave - if that's even possible.

"Are you insane?" I hissed at him. "Where are we gonna get all the money to pay for these clothes?"

"Don't worry." Hyunseong said, pulling out his wallet. "I got this."

Summer began to ring up all the dresses painfully slow as we sat there tapping our fingers against the counter.

“Why can’t she work as fast as she talks?” I mumbled to myself.She finally finished, looking back over at us with a cheerful smile.

"Well... that's everything. Do you boy need anything else for your friend? Shoes...? Accessories...? Underwear...?" she asked, handing us the bags. I looked over at Hyunseong.

"Underwear..." I sighed. I can't believe we forgot about that.

"We have to buy her... underwear?!"


Well... I'm back to school so I might be updating a little less :/ I literally edited like the next 2 or 3 chapters during study hall today :D But right nowI'm so exhausted from the stress of school that I really don't wanna type all my edits up @___@ But I'm forcing myself to! I wanna be done editing! ><
The only thing getting me through these edits is MBLAQ's new music video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQUyW-3_6Qc
I listened to this song before I left for school this morning and I didn't really like it at first... now I'm in love <3
Let's hope it can give me the energy to finish these next 2 edits T.T

-Brii<3

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ChoiHyemin
#1
Hello I'm new reader. Don't you mind to continue this story?
Recently bofi was release bounce mv with concept like alice in wonderland
milkycouplesaranghae #2
Chapter 9: ahahha donghyun and hyunseong turned gay....*laughing uncontrollably*, the story is awesome so won't u please give us an update??^^
LovesYoseob
#3
TT.TT Pleeeease update this. Just sit down for like two hours. Cooooooome onnnnnnnnnnn. Pleeeeeeeeeeease? Throw real life to the wind! Okay... So I know that was kind of deranged but it's been eight months. And I'm still totally and completely interested in this story because it's awesome and amazing and all those positive adjectives. Please. I'm on my knees. Literally. I'm on the ground typing this on my kneeees. PLEASE.
simple185
#4
Please update. OMG EVERYONE IS ASKING FOR THIS. PLS. TT
LovesYoseob
#5
So.. I'll just go die from the lack of Alice in Boyfriend Land.
cezheartsyou
#6
Update pleassssseee!
Monika9MinHo #7
Update please >ㅅ< -does puppy eyes- TT~TT
LovesYoseob
#8
So um........ it's almost been a month. And I just finish reading all of the chapters again.......... WHEN CHU GONNA UPDAAAAAAAATE? This is why I didn't want to read, I knew this you happen. I'd get to the last chapter and have nothing..... WHY??? I'll blame school. Update.......... ==. Rewrite like the wind! Please..? Oh, and, just my little opinion, I think Key fits the fiance role better.... Dino face is just so........ *makes hand motions and random sounds*
LovesYoseob
#9
OH YEAH AND. I loved the tracklist. Still do. Great music. Sorry for taking up so much comment space...... >.>
LovesYoseob
#10
DSOGIDFKNVZSLDGVJZDFHNGZDGZFHOGDSHFIBHZSDIVZBSDVIIHHSDV. Sorry for that. But.. I was subscribed, but when stories don't update, I unsubbed..... BUT I ALWAYS CREEP UP ON THEM. It's because I don't like my subs over 17-21. And oh my god...... YOU'RE ACTUALLY WRITING AGAIN AND I'M SURE I'M GOING TO LOVE THE REWRITES. Even though, I personally thought it was perfect before. Because, and I haven't read any of your fics but I can just tell, you're a GREAT writer. Time to neglect my homework and read up! I love this story. SO MUCH.