Chapter 7

My Huswife Gone Mad!

Ewon completely shocked by what he just heard, lost some color from his face and started to breath heavily, Wooyoung who was happy by her words, noticed that Ewon wasn't alright when he started to make air to his face with his hand and started to get worried. Junho also noticed something but wasn't sure, Ewon made a wall with his hand on his left side of his face so Vicky wouldn't notice his face, he looks at Wooyoung and talks to him without making a sound from his mouth 'What did she just say? Did I heard her right?' from the shock his mouth turnd to the right side of his face...turns a little to Vicky still hiding his face "Dihd...dihd..." turns back to Wooyoung "I gan'd!" then he leans back on the couch and asks her again "Exus meh...exus meh...dihd yo...jusd...said 'Smoooog'!?" turns to Wooyoung "She undersdood?"

"I didn't tell you!" Vicky says

"Dehl us, dehl us!"

"He owns a tobacco factory!

And with that Wooyoung gets super happy "He is NOT a doctor...he is NOT a doctor...yeah...aaah!" He stops once he saw Ewon glare at him "Um...he is not a doctor?" Wooyoung asks Vicky

"A doctor!? Nonononono...I don't like doctors!"

"Thank God!" Wooyoung say releaved

"Although..." Vicky starts and Ewon raises an eyebrow still looking a Wooyoung "...lately...there is a doctor that's hitting on me!"

"Oh no!" Wooyoung says sad

"Ahahahaha!" Ewon lets a hollow and mocking laugh

"But he is weird!" Vicky says

"Very weird!" Ewon agrees

"He must be a country bumpkin!"

"He IS a country bumpkin!"

"Yah, watch your mouth!" Wooyoung says angry but stops when Ewon stands up mad and glares at him breathing heavily and holding himself from attacking Wooyoung "It's terrible...how you interrupt so much!" Ewon says and walks to the side and leans on the couch arm towards Vicky "You miss, from what I can dedact, are interested on the factory owner, right?"

"An excellent Gentleman!"

Ewon starts to walk behind the couch now "And this 'Excellent Gentleman' does 'things' with you?" stops behind Vicky

"Well, we haven't 'done' anything yet..." Vicky says and Ewon gets releaved "...but it doesn't need much effort to understand...when he blames his wife, when he says he's gonna get a divorse...when he holds me tight when we dance!~" Vicky says and Ewon raises his hand to smack her but holds back

"You said, he blames his 'wife'?" Ewon asks with a serious tone on his voice

Vicky starts to laugh "You know, how he calls her?"

"Tell us so we can laugh!

"A lama!" Vicky says, Ewon looks shocked while Wooyoung and Junho start to laugh with her but Wooyoung stops when he sees Ewon glaring at him serious

"And Harridan and Shrewish?

Vicky turns back to look at him "Isn't it funny!?

"I pissed my pants!" Ewon answers still staring at Wooyoung "And you said that 'Lama' makes scenes?"

"That's right and his life miserable!"

"Then he is right, he's completely right...he's suffering, how can he tolerate 'her' for so many years...what did you say his name was again?" Turns to look at Vicky

"Well, I'll tell you his first name only!"

"That works too, just say it sweetheart!"

"Taecyeon-Oppaaa~" Vicky says seductivaly

Ewon swallows hard "Ahem..when you say 'Taecyeon'...do you by any chance, spell it like 'T.A.E.C.Y.E.O.N.'?"

"Ok what that got anything to do now?" Wooyoung asks

"Well it could also be spelled like 'S.A.N.D.A.R.A.' then it got nothing to do with us!"

"Excuse me, I got kinda confused right now...!" Junho who was listening silently finaly says

"That's ok sweetheart, I understood everything!" Ewon stops him and turns to Vicky and pushes her to stand up from the couch "Pardon me miss, if you could leave now, because I have an appointment with the gentlemen..." points at Wooyoung and Junho "...and we are late!" escorts Vicky to the door 

"Oh nono, that's ok, I'll call the doctor later!"

"Anything you want, sweetheart!"

"I bothered you didn't I?"

"What are you talking about, sweetheart!?" Ewon shouts suddenly from behind Vicky, scaring her "Don't ever say that again, you didn't bother at all!" Vicky nods to him "You didn't bother at all! Now tell me where are you working as a mannequin?"

"Ah...at 'Boon the Shop'!"

"And so you could see how happy I am for meeting you, I'll come to see you often...and you can tell my how you're doing with Taecyeon-shi!" Ewon says naughtily and opens the door

"You know, from the moment I saw you, I liked you instantly!" Vicky says

"Ah...the feeling's mutual, honey!" Ewon says with a smile on his face, Vicky steps out "Careful not to swallow your gum, with that unique breathing technique of yours!" Ewon says and closes the door with a serious face

"I didn't quite understood but...!" Junho says but Wooyoung shooshes him to stop 

Ewon takes a few steps near Wooyoung and mouthes 'Lama...lama...' looks at Wooyoung 'I am a Lama!' 

"Don't take it personally, it's not something to..." Wooyoung starts to say but stops when he sees Ewon smack his , walking back and forth and then starts to dance Super Junior -Sorry- 

"I'm a moron...I am THE moron...I sleepwalk with my eyes open...a moron who sleepwalks with open eyes!" Ewon says and then turns to Wooyoung "You who are a complete 'Idiot', you're smarter than me!...This kind of change in his behavior and I didn't realise anything, not even suspect anything...that the night replased the day in my house, Woo, you understand!? And now that he left with Doctor, he'll be advised by Mr. Doctor to follow his tactic, the same things he does to you! Imagine Taec coming here all sweet and tender!"

"And if he does?"

"Then there's no doubt, honey, that mannequin has him under her palm, she completely sedused him, did you not see her, did you not see her? I have to try!" Ewon says and starts to mess the living room, throwing the phone down, kicking the chair, pushing the table "I have to try...everything that bothers him!" Wooyoung and Junho stand up from their sits completely scared 

"Ewon calm down!" Wooyoung pleads 

"How you're gonna like that Mr? We'll see! You wanted a change sweetheart, you'll get the change in your own house! Just pray that he'll get angry, please pray that he'll get angry!" after messing the paintings on th wall Ewon goes to the couch and grabs two pillows ready to throw them

"Hyung, you gone mad!" Juhno says

Ewon stops and looks at him with wide eyes "What did you just say!?"

"You gone mad!" Junho repeats

Ewon calms down and puts the pillows down slowly...thinking something "Woo, leave now!"

"Your chasing me out!?" Wooyoung asks shocked

"Get the hell outta here, Woo!" shows the door

"Oh I see, after everything I did, you're chasing me out!?"

"Get out, Woo!"

"Maybe I should be going too!" Junho says and gets to grab his jacket from the armchair he was sitting

"You sit down!" Ewon commands and Junho stops and sit down "Get out, Woo!"

"I came here to help you and you're chasing me out!" Wooyoung says, heading to the door and opens it to leave

"Bye bye, Woo!" Ewon says and closes the door  "I got wisky, I got peanuts!" Ewon heads to the kitchen and shouts "Jaebeom, put two Pepsis in the fridge!"

"We'll drink?" Junho asks

"Only lunatics and drunkards always tell the truth! Now you pay attention, once I tell you 'Chansung will come to get you!' find a reason to leave!"

"A reason?"

"Please sweetheart, things are serious, start using that brain of yours...'Chansung will come to get you!', I'll tell you that with my mouth, it's a secret code for you to leave!" Junho looks at him confused "Don't look at me all confused like that, you understand!?"

"Are you gonna fight again?"

"I'm doing this so we would fight! The problem is if we don't fight, then you should start worrying! Did I mess everything here?"

"You brought a batttlefield to your living room!"

They hear the sound of keys and Ewon runs to Junho's side who was sitting on the armchair, showing their backs to the door that open and a happy Taecyeon enters the house "Hello!~" He says and closes the door and looks at the living room "Oh, sorry, wrong appartment!" and turns to leave but snaps back, he looks at the mess untill his eyes fall on Ewon, he smiles and says "Wonnie!" with a tender voice

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babikhun
#1
Chapter 12: let the real game begin, very interesting. now I wanna know how taec will react ;)
and woo believing his khunnie? really? please update soon ^^
babikhun
#2
Chapter 10: I missed this funny read, welcome back :)
taeckhun are so funny too, but who‘s really the one with vic? poor woo and ewon to have these two, still haven‘t seen how grandpa channie is ;)
thanks for the update, will be waiting for the next :)
babikhun
#3
Chapter 7: oh my god she wants taec, poor ewon, was supposed to be helping woo, now what‘s gonna happen :(
can‘t wait for the next update ^^
babikhun
#4
Chapter 6: taecyeon and the phone line irritate me, I feel bad for ewon, and khun wth is wrong with woobaby to think of vic.
btw I think khun is more averge to tall not short
babikhun
#5
Chapter 4: this is so funny to read, I loveeee it, Ewon and woo are so cute, hope their plan works ^^
babikhun
#6
Chapter 1: sounds interesting, but I think chansung is 37 lol