Chapter 6

My Huswife Gone Mad!

Jay enters through the door and closes it lightly behind him making gestures to Ewon with his dust feather "Master, there is a young miss here that want's to go upstairs to the doctor but he's not there because he had an emergency and he send me to this girl to tell her to come over here to wait!" Jay says loudly  "Sould I say it again?" Jay asks

"If you finished dusting the air, let the girl in!" Ewon says and get closer to the door

Jay opens the door and a blonde young woman enters while chewing a gum "Come in!" Jay says loudly and scares the woman 

"She's already in!" Ewon says and hit Jays arm lightly

"Good evening and excuse me!" The young woman says to Ewon

"Not at all miss, what are you saying...we are such good friends with the doctor, we consider it our duty to help him..." Ewon says with a gentle voice and expression on his face "...allow me to introduse you...Wooyoung-shi, a good friend of mine and Junho-shi, my cousin by blood, and your name is?"

"Vicky!"

"Vicky!" Ewon repeats looking at Wooyoung

"Vicky is my stage name, my real name is 'Song Qian Toria'"

"Qian Toria!?" Ewon looks at Wooyoung weirldy and then turns back to Vicky "Would you like something miss Vicky?"

"A Conium!" Wooyoung says but only Ewon hears him

"No thank you, before injection, I digest nothing!

"She digests nothing!" Ewon says to Wooyoung and turns to Jay "She wants nothing, go back to the kitchen sweetheart!" Jay walks towards the kitchen looking at Vicky funny "Don't make a face like that, people can see you!" Ewon says and pushes Jay to the kitchen and turns to Vicky "Please come in, you said something about 'injection', now you got me worried!" Ewon said and gestured Vicky to sit on the couch

"Yes, that's right...FOR MY NERVES!!!" Vicky says at loud and upset "Because of work, they got unstable!" Vicky says and sits down

"YOUR nerves?" Ewon asks and sits next to her

"You should see mine!" Wooyoung says

"Shoosh!"

"That's right, I'm a performer...a live mannequin!"

"Oooh!" Ewon acts impressed

"A live mannequin!? For dresses?" Junho asks excited

"No for pajamas..." Ewon says and stands up to grab the bowl of cookies and give them to Junho "...hug this thing and shove them down our throat quietly!...A mannequin, but of course, I should realize that, I shouldn't ask..." Ewon now stands next to a sitting Wooyoung "...what kind of profession this miss could do...with such exellent body measurements, we're talking about a very beautiful body, right Woo?"

"Yah!" Wooyoung says displeased

"'Yah' to your face, what kind of attitude is this?" Ewon turns to Vicky "Please don't misunderstand him, you see Wooyoung-shi over here, after an unfortunate incident, doesn't see mannequins with fondness!"

"Ooooh, why, did they ruined a jacket of yours?" Vicky asks

Wooyoung was about to say something but Ewon was quicker "Yes, they ruined a jacket!" Ewon turns to Wooyoung and puts his face closer to Wooyoung's "Yah stupid, you said you'll zip it so zip it!" Ewon says quietly and turns back to Vicky "To be precise, they ruined a suit and because of that he missed a very important event that he had to attend!" Ewon says and Vicky nods understanding "You see miss Vicky, a person who does your profession must posses many credentials..." Ewon says and walks behind Vicky and stops between her and Juhno "...at least you earn a lot?"

"Nonononono!"

"Nonononono?" Ewon repeats after her

"From work, not so much!"

"Oh really?"

"Buuut~ we have our lucky moments too!~"

"Of course you do~..." Ewon turns to look at Junho who was munching a cookie looking at him weirdly "Don't look at me like a lazy camel, I can't concentrate, turn the other way!" and turns his attention back to Vicky "...Ahem...a mannequin isn't only admired by women but also by men!" Ewon starts to walk behind Vicky to the other side of the couch

"Well there are some gentlemen that come with their Mrs.!"

"Of course, since the morons take them, with them!" Ewon says looking at Wooyoung who looks down guilty

"And they're all from good society 'Business men, Industry CEO's, lawers~" Vicky says with a seductive voice

"Psychiatrists!" Wooyoung adds 

"Why are you interrupting sweetheart, let the miss say a single word!" Ewon says to Wooyoung and makes a 'zip it' gesture with his hand and sits back next to Vicky "Now tell me...such a pretty miss like you...huhuhu...must be quite famous among married men!"

"Nononono!"

"Nononono!" Ewon looks at Wooyoung and turns back to Vicky

"You see, I don't like married men!" Vicky says and Ewon looks at Wooyoung with 'I told you face' "Married men, don't make you a future!" Vicky continues

"Yes but they make you a past!"

"Ahaha...funny! If I wanted a married man...heh...I could have anyone I wanted!" Vicky says with a cocky attitude

"Oooh!"

"God damn you!" Wooyoung says angry

"Excuse me!?" Vicky asks and starts to chew her gum vigorusly

"Uh...uh...Go..God damn THEM, damn THEM, THEM...the married men, who seduse the innocent girls!" Ewon saves Wooyoung and Vicky nods in agreement and Ewon turns to Wooyoung "Kipu.Youru.Torappo.Shatto!" ('keep you trap shut' with japanese accent) Wooyoung rolls his eyes angry "Now miss, why don't you tell us about the married men, we're interrested about the subject!"

"Well you should know...!"

"Yeah?"

"Married men are the worst!"

"Oh no!" Ewon says looking at Wooyoung

"They have no shame!"

"Oh no!"

"I..." Vicky was about to say something but stoped

"Yes?" Ewon caught it and got interrested now

"I hope you won't misunderstand me...​​"

Ewon grabs the ashtray and smashes back on the table lightly scaring Vicky "What are you talking about miss, you put me in a tough possition in my own house...right now we are like your sisters!"

"Oh, how nice!" Vicky relaxes "Well you see, lately there is one married man...that's hitting on me!~"

"That bastard!" Wooyoung says and Ewon looks at him starting to get annoyed with his constant interruptions

"Oh no, he is not a bastard because...I hope you won't misunderstand me...

"We just told you already girl..." Ewon says annoyed and frightens Vicky "...we are your sisters...that one and me..." Ewon points at Junho and himself "...this one is your grandma!" points at Wooyoung

"Ewon!!!" Wooyoung shouts displeased

"You see...well...I kinda like him too a little~" Vicky says and gets a little shy

"Aaww...she likes him...now now now...how can I scold now that I like her!"

"But don't misunderstand me!" Vicky says and starts to chew her gum vigorusly

"We'll be repeating the same thing over and over, we said no!" Ewon says and mimicks her chewing "We're enjoying this conversation a lot, aren't we Wooyoung?"

"Yes, alot!" Wooyoung answers defeated

"That's right 'alot'!"

"And he is from a good society too!"

"But of course, he also must be very good looking!" Ewon say

"And how do you know that!?" Vicky asks pleseantly surprised

"Oh, I don't know, I imagine..." Ewon says and stands up "...what else you could be attracted to...a little girl like you with such delicate taste, I can even describe him, want me to?" Ewon asks and makes sure Wooyoung pays attention to him

"Yesyesyesyes!" Vicky answers in high pitch voice

"...Medium to tall..."

"Yesyesyesyes!"

"...muscly with broad shoulders..."

"Yesyesyesyes!"

"...brown to black hair!"

"OMG, he is exactly like that, how could you tell!?" Vicky asks surprised

"Oh please, I could see it in your eyes!" Ewon says and leans on the couch closer to Vicky "Of course, we are talking about a mature man, right?"

"Oh yes, of course, I don't like young men!"

"Of course, why would you sweetheart, there's a limit to jokes!" Ewon says and goes back to sit next to Vicky "But miss Vicky, with all due respect...but doesn't bother you the fact that the man is...married?"

"Nonononono!"

"Nonononono!"

"He has a bad time with his wife!"

"Ah, you didn't give me that clue from the beginning, sweetheart!

"She's a Harridan, a Shrewish, she makes scenes all the time!"

"What!?" Wooyoung asks shocked

"Harridan, Shrewish, makes scenes...can't you hear her, we should be repeating!?" Ewon asks Wooyoung

"Excuse me, is he the one who says that!?" Wooyoung asks Vicky

"No the neighbor calls her and imforms her!" Ewon says

"Yes, of course he's the one who says that! Also once he gets the chance he plans to divorse her!" Vicky says

"WHAT!!!" Wooyoung shouts shocked and stands up from the stool and walks a littles farther "He's gonna divorse 'her'!!!"

"Ahahaha...so funny, that's so funny!" Ewon says and goes to Wooyoung while Vicky and Juhno laugh "So funny isn't it?"

"You hear!? He's gonna divorse 'her'!"

"Yes yes!" Ewon grabs Wooyoungs arm and whispers to him "'She' desserves it, for being so stupid! Go sit back and stop embarassing me!" Ewon carries Wooyoung back to his sit and turns to Vicky "Don't misunderstand him, please, Wooyoung-shi over here, gets upset a lot, he has a history of divorses in his family..." Wooyoung sits back on his stool making a 'what the is he talking about?' face "...his father was cultivating watermelons..." Ewon sits next to Vicky "...and he abandoned his mother who was cultivating melons...

"What are you saying?" Wooyoung asks with no more energy in his body

"...and that's why he was born with this melon shaped head as you can see and as a child he grew up in institutes, that's why he turned out such an old hag!"

"Ewon!!!"

"Ahem...don't get upset darling, it's not your case, it's another one...don't misunderstand!" Turns to Vicky "Now you tell us...will he divorse..." Ewon looks at Wooyoung "...the old hag?"

"And once he divorses her, wich is not my fault..."

"Of course!"

"...once he divorses her all good and well...then I can marry him myself!" Vicky says determined

Ewon brings his hands together and looks up like praying "Thank God, there are still honest kids in this world!" Turns to Vicky "You sweetheart didn't get between them to separate them, they got probems on their own!" Vicky nods

"ARE YOU IN YOUR RIGHT MIND!!?? Wooyoung shouts to Ewon all shocked

Ewon shouts back at him "DIDN'TU.I.TORODU.TO.SHATTO.YOURU.TORAPPU!!! (didn't I told you to shut your trap)  YOURU.SOTARUTO.TO.PISSU.ME.OFFU.SINCU.EALIRIEL!!! (you start to piss me off since earlier) TORODU.TO.SHATTO.UPU!!!" (told you to shut up)

Vicky looks at them with wide eyes

"ALRIGHT...ALRIGHT!!!" Wooyoung shouts too and calms down

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, YOU COMPLETELY PISS ME OFF, SWEETHEART!!!" Ewon breaths heavely and fidgets on his sit, once he calms down he turns to Wooyoung "Excuse me...excuse me!"

"Yeah?" Wooyoung says weakly

"The fact that a tall, muscly brunnete will get a divorse to take the girl, you got a problem with it?"

"No!" Wooyoung answers defeated

"Should we cut this poor girls luck?"

"Of course not!"

Ewon turns to Vicky "Now that I mentioned 'luck' miss, tell me, from a wealth point of view...how is he?"

"Ooooh...he makes a lot!"

"Of course he does!"

"But I only like him as a man!"

"I don't doubt that, you're a good girl!"

"Um...excuse me!" Wooyoung asks and turn their attention to him

"Yeah?" Ewon asks

"Do you see him often?"

"You thought hard to ask that?" Ewon asks

"Everytime he manages to run away from his wife!" Vicky answers

"There you go!" Ewon says

"Good, good...uh..."

"Wait, he still got more!" Ewon says to Vicky

"Do you visit a lot to his clinic?"

"To his what?" Ewon asks

"I mean to his office!"

"Where should I go!?" Vicky asks upset

"Where should she go, with you upstairs?" Ewon whispers to Wooyoung

"In all that smoke!?" Vicky says and Ewon froze to the spot with his eyes wide opened

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babikhun
#1
Chapter 12: let the real game begin, very interesting. now I wanna know how taec will react ;)
and woo believing his khunnie? really? please update soon ^^
babikhun
#2
Chapter 10: I missed this funny read, welcome back :)
taeckhun are so funny too, but who‘s really the one with vic? poor woo and ewon to have these two, still haven‘t seen how grandpa channie is ;)
thanks for the update, will be waiting for the next :)
babikhun
#3
Chapter 7: oh my god she wants taec, poor ewon, was supposed to be helping woo, now what‘s gonna happen :(
can‘t wait for the next update ^^
babikhun
#4
Chapter 6: taecyeon and the phone line irritate me, I feel bad for ewon, and khun wth is wrong with woobaby to think of vic.
btw I think khun is more averge to tall not short
babikhun
#5
Chapter 4: this is so funny to read, I loveeee it, Ewon and woo are so cute, hope their plan works ^^
babikhun
#6
Chapter 1: sounds interesting, but I think chansung is 37 lol