Taecyeon shocked by what he sees in front of his eyes, gets closer to them slowly, still holding the grocery bags and stops behind them

Ewon and Jun K start their acting, they hold eachother's hands and Jun K's lips touch Ewon's cheek 

"Oh Minjun, my love...everytime I call your name, I feel like I eat a jell-o and that makes me feel like Beyonce playing violoncello..." Jun K tries no to break his act because of the weird things Ewon say and Taecyeon drops the bags on the floor right behind them but they both pretend not to hear it "...play for me some buk and I'll whistle like a broken flute, my handsome Minjun!" Taecyeon's mouth is wide open and can't utter a sound from the shock "Your nose is so cold..." Jun K tries to understand what Ewon says "...I can feel a mucus!" Jun K bites the inside of his lips so he wouldn't burst laughing "Don't...don...just don't rub on me, please!"

"The heck you're saying?" Jun K whisperes and holds Ewon tighter

"Minjun, it's so horrible...it's so horrible when someone feels so lonely in this big world, I'm so scared, so so scared!"

"Don't be Ewon, don't be scared at all, you are safe in my arms!"

"Thank you, you're my huggy Panda!"

Jun K bites his lips harder and Taecyeon makes a disgusted face

"Ewon, if only you knew, how many years, I was waiting for this moment!"

"How many, how many?"

"So many!"

"How many, how many?"

"So so many!"

"Just say how many!"

"I'm telling you, for so many!!!"

"Say a number!"

"But finally, it came..."

"What came?"

"HE came!" Jun K whisperes

"I came!" Taecyeon says loud and both Jun K adn Ewon pretend to shocked

Jun K releases Ewon from his arms and looks at Taecyeon "Oh, Taecyeon, good evening!" Jun K act like nothing happened

Taecyeon walks around the couch and stands next to Jun K furious "I came, you leave, good night!"

"Pardon me?"

"I came, YOU leave!"

"But..."

"Please...how can you talk..." Ewon says but Taecyeon interrupts him

"You keep quiet, please!" and turns to Jun K "To what we own this 'pleasant' surprise for your presence, here?"

"Taecyeon, Ewon over here, invited me for dinner!"

"Oh, is that so? So it was for you that I was shopping the ingredients for tapioca, the asparagus and the champagnes...I had no idea that you had such a delicate throat!" Taecyeon brings his hand to Jun K's neck to choke him and Jun K leans on the couch trying to avoid his hands

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk..." Ewon looks at Taecyeon and starts to mouth silently 'How can you talk like that to our guest?' and gesture to Jun K 'Some manners please!' Taecyeon starts to breath heavily and get furious when he sees Ewon rub Jun K's knee "Our friend here..."

Taecyeon smacks Ewon's hand away from Jun K's knee "Go to the kitchen!" Taecyeon commands and Ewon stands up to leave "You hear me!? Go to the kitchen because I can get angry too!" 

Ewon stops near the kitchen door and turns to look at Taecyeon "Alright...alright...chill out dude!" Ewon scratches his seductivaly and leaves

Taecyeon face palms himself and turns to Jun K who was sitting like a grade schooler in trouble "Apologise!"

"Com on now bro, don't be like that, Taec, it's not  a big deal..." Jun K gets up and walks farther away but Taecyeon gets closer "...he just invited me for a drink!"

"Ah, it's not a big deal, Mr. Ewon calls you, I'm not home and shop to stuff your mouth, you hold Ewon's hand, sure no big deal! What, did you want me to find you making out on the carpet, for it to be a big deal!?"

"Taecyeon, I have to tell you Ewon is a little strange today!"

"And you? My friend, my brother, because you found him a little 'strange', you tried to take advantage of it?"

"Taecyeon, you misunderstand me!" Jun K tries to explane

"Yah, all women and some men of south korea are to your feet, you're a conqueror, we know that, your charm is overflowing...MY huswife, you had to take advantage of!?"

Jun K gets closer to Taecyeon "Not me, HE invited me here today, Taec!"

"Well I'll tell you something you don't know!"

"Something I don't know? What is it?"

"Ewon is ill!"

Jun K backs away "Of course not!" looks at Taecyeon shocked

"I'm telling you, he is ill, mentally, you understand?"

"Taecyeon, what are you saying, I don't believe it, it's not possible!!!"

"It IS! Ask Nichkhun, he has completely lost his mind!"

"My God!"

"What, you thought that he was under your charms? I can't believe, I got duped by my friend, unbelievable!" turns to Jun K "Jun K leave!"

"Ok, I got it!"

"Jun K get the hell out!"

"Ok, I said I got it!" Jun K heads for the door

"Jun K leave before I make a mess here!"

"Ok Taecyeon, I'll leave, I didn't know that Ewon was mentally ill, I'm sorry..." Jun K opens the door "...if I knew, I wouldn't come here!" Jun K leaves and closes the door

"Minjun the 'Huggy Panda'...what else I'm gonna hear in this house?" goes near the kitchen "Ewon! Ewonnie!" calls in a soft voice like calling a child and waits for Ewon

Ewon's comes from the kitchen talking in a childish voice "I take a stroll in the woods, when Mr. Big Bad Wolf isn't there..." Ewon appears from the kitchen walking like a sneaky child with the cigarette holder on his ear "...Mr. Big Bad Wolf are you there?" looks at Taecyeon who looks back at him with a calm face "Not today!" Ewon says and walks to the stairs

"Yeobo, you want me to freeze a champagne so we can drink it together?" Taecyeon asks

"Yuck...don't wanna, don't wanna!" Ewon refuses like a child and climbs the stairs

"You want to go out with me?" Taecyeon tries again

"Don't wanna, don't wanna!" Ewon stops and looks at Taecyeon and opens his mouth to say something "...I wanna know, who gave birth to the moon!"

"Oh, my God, he's gettitng worse!"

"Who is the moon mommy?" Ewon asks in english like a 5 year old child "I'm going to wear a dress, it's sewed with asteroids!" Ewon climbs the stairs singing "Oh mommy, mommy moon!" he stops and turns to Taecyeon and shakes his seductivaly "Dururururu! Oh mommy, oh mommy!" and enters his room

"He's getting much worse than I feared!" Taecyeon reaches the phone to call Nichkhun "Yoboseyo? Wooyoung, where is the Doctor?...Busy? What is he doing?...He's in the bathroom!? Take him out of there this instant, tell him he can continue later...Yes, it's an emergency, I have to talk to him!...Nichkhun get your down here immediately, we're screwed, he got worse...You know what he told me? A dress sewed of asteroids!...Optimus Prime?...Not Androids you moron, I said Asteroids...then he started talking in english, he said 'mommy moon', is that dangerous?...Seriously!? Khunnie come here as fast as you can! Three stairs at a time, ok? I'm worried!" Taecyeon hangs the phone and exhales the breath he was holding "Jaebeom! Jaebeomie!" he calls

Jay come out of the kitchen "What is it?"

"Nothing my boy, please take those bags in the kitchen!" Jay takes the bags and heads to the kitchen "And come back, there's something I wanna ask you, privately!" Taecyeon says and looks upstairs to their bedroom

"Ok!" Jay goes and leaves the bags and comes back

Taecyeon gets closer to him "Jaebeom, now that you were alone with your Master...did he looked logical to you?"

"Yep!"

"Something strange is going on here!" the doorbell rings "Open the door, it's the Doctor!"

Jay goes to open the door "It's Mr. Doc..." Jay couldn't finish because Nichkhun rushed through the door

This time his clothes were normal and so was his robe but his stethoscope was upside down on his head "What happened!?" he gets close to Taecyeon 

Jay closes the door and heads upstairs to Ewon

"Nichkhun, we're screwd!"

"Why!?" Nichkhun puts hie stethoscope properly on his shoulders

"He entered the house like a Grand Duchess!"

"Oh no!"

"He started talking about champagnes, caviar, tapioca and then, what do you think he said?"

"What?"

"A dress...sewed from asteroids!"

Nichkhun was about to say something but Jay coming down the stairs interrupts him and they both look at Jay who goes to the stereo and puts a CD

"Jaebeom, what are you doing?" Taecyeon asks

"Following orders!" Jay says and presses the 'play' button