Korean Gay Story: Chat Room #14

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Panda12: ooh… okay… so how have you been guys?

AngelHasMe: woah, Panda12! You are back! I thought you just passed by that time and decided that chatting with us weren’t so fun

Panda12: nooo

Panda12: I’m just… kinda busy these days

Panda12: gonna have competition to win in some days

NotCoward: cool! I’m fine btw. My mom decided to let me be lol

Panda12: finally! I’m happy for you, NotCoward

SoWhat: hello lil kid

Panda12: wait…. We lose someone here

NotCoward: yeah. Wildbees moved to US, remember? But we still keep in touch although it’s difficult

NotCoward: time zone and all

SoWhat: he is probably sleeping right now

SoWhat: with some s

AngelHasMe: ya, SoWhat!

AngelHasMe: NotCoward was right, you are jealous

SoWhat: why should I be jealous for someone I don’t know tho

NotCoward: you always bicker with him

NotCoward: and now you’re lonely because Wildbees is barely around

Panda12: cute

SoWhat: NO!

Panda12: it’s ok SoWhat, we understand

SoWhat: whatever. Tell me about how your Jiyong’s doing

NotCoward: avoiding topic as always

AngelHasMe: nice

SoWhat: ING NO

NotCoward: ok ok Panda12 spill it

Panda12: well I don’t know

Panda12: we just practice together every day but he doesn’t contact me that much anymore

Panda12: having girlfriend and all

SoWhat: are you okay?

Panda12: okay… I think? I’m having lover now anyway

SoWhat: WHAT??????

NotCoward: SINCE WHEN???

AngelHasMe: you never tell us!!!

Panda12: it’s just… it’s not that important

AngelHasMe: how is he?

Panda12: sharp jawline, killer stare, nice body, pointy nose, slick black hair

Panda12: Gangnam, Hyundai Equus

NotCoward: perfect, I can see

AngelHasMe: rich

SoWhat: you don’t like him that much, do you?

Panda12: what? Of course I do!

SoWhat: you describe him like he is just a thing

SoWhat: I know you want to forget this Jiyong but trust me, Panda12, pretending to like someone will hurt you more

SoWhat: and hurt him too

SoWhat: are you that desperate?

Panda12: I like him, okay??

Panda12: or at least I try to like him

Panda12: I can’t forever be drowning over my own heart break!

Panda12: he is nice and funny and the most important is he likes me

Panda12: he’s treating me like someone important, not as a dongsaeng or baby or ex-neighbor

SoWhat: you are desperate

SoWhat: I just don’t want anyone to get hurt

SoWhat: but seems like you love this Jiyong too much

 

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< 1 Message(s) from Seunghyun >

Seunghyun: happy month-versary, Ri!

Seunghyun: ^^

Seunghyun: let’s go to somewhere

Seunghyun: we rarely go out because of practicing  T__T

Seungri: friendly reminder that you are the one who manage our practice schedule

Seunghyun: whoops

Seungri: it’s okay. We need to practice anyway

Seungri: my move

Seunghyun: you’re still thinking about Jiyong’s words yesterday? That bastard!

Seungri: it’s okay hyung he told the truth anyway

Senghyun: he is too harsh to you

Seunghyun: and I’m the leader

Seungri: no, hyung. You’re just too soft to me. We need to win so we should be perfect, right?

Seunghyun: geez. Jiyong said the same thing before

Seunghyun: okay I take it we can’t date until we win

Seunghyun: but right after festival I’ll take you, Choi Seungri

Seunghyun: hey it’s cute! Choi Seungri~~~

Seungri: why isn’t it Lee Seunghyun????

Seunghyun: because I am a man in this relationship

Seungri: Ya! I have too!

Seunghyun: well prove me

Seungri: smooth, hyung, but no.

 

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Youngbae: stop being jealous bastard and torturing Seungri, Jiyong

Youngbae: your words hurt me, and I wasn’t the one who were humiliated

Jiyong: I’m not jealous

Jiyong: and he really moved like

Youngbae: we all know it was beyond understatement

Youngbae: he moved even better than Seunghyun how could you say that?

Youngbae: just because he always looks up to Seunghyun and acts lovey-dovey towards Seunghyun doesn’t mean you can do him no good

Jiyong: I don’t care about them and Seungri isn’t my responsibility anymore. How can you assume something like that?

Jiyong: and now if you don’t mind, I have homework to do.

JIyong: and girl to date

Youngbae:

Youngbae: you’re not even that happy with her

Youngbae: seriously Jiyong what the is wrong with you??

 

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< 1 Message(s) from Jonghoon>

Jonghoon: Seungri where are you??

Jonghoon: I’m in front of your dorm, open the door

Jonghoon: my mom kicked me out because she saw my score last test T__T how heartless. It’s ing midnight

Jonghoon: RI???

Seungri: ah Jonghoon. I’m in studio, practicing my dance. My spare key is in one of my shoes. You can enter by yourself, can you?

Seungri: I have some foods in refrigerator so you can cook something if you want

Seungri: I’ll be late

Jonghoon: what the

Jonghoon: Seungri, it’s literally midnight

Jonghoon: stop overworking! You need to sleep too

Seungri: yeah yeah I’ll go home after this.

Seungri: don’t burn my dorm and don’t touch my laptop

Seungri: don’t make a mess

Seungri: gotta go. Enjoy

Jonghoon: yah! Lee Seungri!

 

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< 1 Message(s) from Seunghyun>

Seunghyun: I’ll kill you, Kwon Jiyong

 

< 1 Message(s) from Seunghyun>

Seunghyun: I’ll go back to you after school. Don’t go anywhere

Seunghyun: have a good rest, baby

Seungri: I’m okay, hyung

Seunghyun: yeah yeah talk to me after your cramps get better

Seungri: don’t be mad

Seunghyun: I’m not mad at you

Seungri: it’s not Jiyong’s fault

Seunghyun: stop protecting him

Seunghyun: your move was almost perfect but he said to you like always and even Daesung and Youngbae was awkward because of that

Seunghyun: I didn’t kick his balls because you told me to

Seunghyun: but that was too much, do you think I didn’t know that you were hurt

Seunghyun: making you doubt yourself like that, as if his move is way better than you

Seunghyun: it’s his ing fault that you practiced desperately until too exhausted

Seunghyun: it’s his ing fault that you are sick right now

Seunghyun: and no, I don’t buy your excuse

Seunghyun: he even doesn’t say sorry, that bastard

Seunghyun: he always hurts you and you always have every reason in the world to defend him

Seunghyun: I really don’t ing understand

Seunghyun: oh whatever

Seungri: Hyung, please

Seunghyun: just sleep, Seungri

 

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From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: probably

Probably I am jealous

Probably I can’t take it anymore when you touch another man

But probably my ego is too big to say that

So probably that’s why I hurt you

Probably you won’t forgive me

Probably your man really wants to kill me

Probably I’ll regret it if I don’t say anything to you

But probably I’m too late

Probably I am still stupidest person in galaxy

Probably I do love you Lee Seungri

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                BIGBANG!

Daesung: okay it is the day

Daesung: I’m so nervous

Daesung: Seungri are you okay now?

Seungri: never better

Seungri: and nervous is normal hyung. It’s okay

Daesung: good.

Seunghyun: let’s do our best, guys

Seunghyun: Dae, stop texting you’re literally having make up beside us

Daesung: ….

Daesung: you’ll laugh at me if you know that I’m nervous directly

Seunghyun: no.

Seunghyun: it’s normal

Seunghyun: but you are Daesung so I’ll laugh at you anyway

Daesung: mean

Jiyong: aaaaa where is my chill AAAAA

Youngbae: you lost it a century ago

Jiyong: I’m nervous but I’m excited

Jiyong: sghfuaksjf

Jiyong: I need to pee

Daesung: we don’t need to know your bladder activity

Jiyong: rude

Seunghyun: okay guys stop texting and do your make up right!

 

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< 1 Message(s) from Jonghoon >

Jonghoon: Seungriiiii

Jonghoon: good luck, kiddo!

Jonghoon: I’ll watch you here

Seungri: please this time I hope you’ll really watch me

Seungri: and not devouring your girl’s face in front of people

Seungri: it’s gross

Jonghoon: lmao okay

Jonghoon: I’ll even record you and upload it on Youtube! You are Youtube’s Hannah Montana, remember??

Seungri: …

Seungri: I’ll perform after this. Wish me luck

Seungri: …and record me nicely

 

< 1 Message(s) from Jonghoon >

Jonghoon: my girlfriend don’t want to kiss me anymore

Jonghoon: we almost broke up because YOU GUYS ARE TOO COOL SHE WANTS TO MARRY ALL OF YOU FUUUCCCCKKKK

Jonghoon: I’ll curse the judge if you guys don’t win

 

< 1 Message(s) from Jonghoon >

Jonghoon: bless the judge

Jonghoon: CONGRATULATION, BIGBANG <3<3<3<3

 

< 1 Message(s) from Seunghyun >

Seunghyun: