From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: I’m officially Lee Jandi

Please don’t laugh at me after you read this (but I know you will so you very much). I always say that drama is the dumbest thing humankind has created because it’s so illogical and it only sells dream and fanfiction ideas which won’t be true anyway to poor girls who thirsty of love from their oppas.

But now I am trapped in my own drama because of this sophomore dude who thought he was the iest thing ever alive came to my class and said to me clearly IN FRONT OF MY WHOLE CLASS that he liked me.

Yeah.

True.

He said that he liked me.

I wanted the ground to eat me as a whole.

I was so speechless because I even didn’t know him beside the fact(s) that he was my senior in dance society, he was leader of Bigbang member, and his name was Choi Seunghyun. So I only said, “pardon?” and I swear he immediately chuckled and mumbled, “cute.”

HE CALLED ME CUTE HE HAD AN AUDACITY TO CALL ME CUTE I AM MAD OKAY.

But I couldn’t punch him because he was my senior and he was clearly loved by everyone, even my classmates looked at him like he was some god and I didn’t know why???? He was embarrassing me how could I like him anyway??????

So he said that to me again, spelled it like I was some toddler, “Lee Seungri I like you.” (I quoted 100% based on true story)

I really didn’t know how to react so I just stood there bewildered. Who wouldn’t? I never dated before (and maybe I won’t because look at how happy my mom with my ex-father. Yeah I typed ex-father now because I need to move on. My mom got new father for me anyway). We stood facing each other awkwardly like that (at least for me) for about 3 minutes before he grabbed my shoulder softly and said, “I don’t want you to answer or anything, at least for now. I just want you to know that I like you from the very first sight. That’s all. You don’t need to drool like that.”

He laughed and I stupidly weep my lips to find out that he lied. That really wants to die. I’ll gladly give it to him.

Then he messed my hair (gosh I regret to not wear any gel. At least his hand would be sticky after that) and said that he came not only to announce his feeling, but also he wanted me to join Spring Festival with Bigbang because they needed one more member to participate.

Yeah

This wanted me to join his gang which we laughed at.

At first I wanted to refuse. Really. I wasn’t ready to face Jiyong and Youngbae... and met this jerk everyday would be the death of me. But then I knew it would be fun to join Spring Festival and dance again. Plus it was good for me to get some recognition in Seoul. Moreover that’s BIGBANG! I watched their performance and they were really on the next level (of course Jiyong and Youngbae are good. Duh, they were ones who introduced me and brought me to dance anyway). So I decided to be professional and took his offer.

He smiled, it somehow blinded me, and then he kissed my cheek. HE KISSED ME. IN FRONT OF MY CLASS. WITH 30++ STUDENTS WATCHING. I’D JUST DROWN MYSELF BECAUSE OF EMBARRASSMENT.

Okay rest of story I’ll tell you when we meet this weekend. Minji showed me a very yummy cupcakes in town!

Very annoyed

Seungri

<1 Message(s) from Jonghoon)

Jonghoon: dude

Jonghoon: I will come to your dorm after school

Jonghoon: you are the one who should be responsible for homeworks Mr. Kim gave to me

Jonghoon: I got that because I laughed way too hard after read your mail, in his class

Jonghoon: be ready to get roasted by me tonight

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                BIGBANG!

Seunghyun: welcome to the fam!

Daesung: Lee Seungri?

Daesung: I heard about the fuss Seunghyun created in your class just now.

Daesung: please don’t take him seriously

Seunghyun: stop being jelly Daesungie my baby. Oppa still has a place for you in the heart

Daesung: let me puke

Seungri: Hello sunbae. My name is Lee Seungri. Such a honor to know you all

Daesung: ‘honor’ lmao you haven’t known

Daesung: Kang Daesung. Nice to know you Lee Seungri ^^

Daesung: please drop the sunbae thing. Just ‘hyung’ is better

Seunghyun: should I introduce myself too? I forgot to say my name when I came to his class earlier

Daesung: wait

Daesung: what

Daesung: you actually SAID THAT YOU LIKED HIM WITHOUT EVEN LETTING HIM KNOW YOUR NAME

Daesung: ARE U NUTS

Seunghyun: I bet he knows my name already. Right, Seungri-ya?

Seungri: ngg... kinda? “^^

Seunghyun: how can you manage to be cute even in chatroom

Daesung: you are dumb Choi Seunghyun I don’t know you anymore

Seunghyun: you love me Dae-Dae

Daesung: that name is awful please stop

Seunghyun: btw where the is the duo?

Seunghyun: Jiyong I know you read this chat

Daesung: Youngbae is practicing with choir society

Seunghyun: yeah he said he couldn’t join us for some days because choir society would have an event

Seunghyun: Jiyong????

Seunghyun: Kwon Jiyong??????

Seunghyun: ya!

<1 Message(s) from Jiyong>

Jiyong: Youngbae

Jiyong: is it good if I leave the chatroom?

Jiyong: Seungri is there now

Youngbae: be a man, Jiyong

Jiyong: what shoul I do?

Jiyong: if I said that he is my childhood friend,

Jiyong: what if he doesn’t want anyone to know? Remembering he clearly ignored me

Jiyong: should I introduce myself??

Jiyong: oh yes I should

Youngbae: wait WAIT JIYONG

Youngbae: PLEASE DON’T BE THAT STUPID

                BIGBANG!

Jiyong: I’m Kwon Jiyong. Nice to meet you Lee Seungri

Jiyong: let’s be friend:)

<1 Message(s) from Seungri>

Seungri: it’s official, Hoon

Seungri: Jiyong forgets me

Seungri: or he doesn’t want anybody know that we are (or were) friend

Seungri: :)

Jonghoon: oh

Jonghoon: I swear I never wanted to kill someone this badly

Seungri: why are you so kind to me? I’m such a to you

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From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: please come back

I am typing this in studio because we take some time to rest. Seunghyun keep flirting with Seungri I swear it’s annoying and looks like Daesung and Seungri get along well—or Daesung just wants to protect Seungri from Seunghyun, I don’