To Seungri,

You are invited to my 10th birthday party on Saturday, 18th August in my house. There will be balloons and cakes and clown. Please come at 4 P.M.

P.s: don’t bring Hana. I’m still mad at her for blowing my candles last year.

Jiyong

 

To Jiyong

Yes I Will Come To Your Birthday Party I Will Bring You Present  You Will Like It But Ha Na Still Want To Join Me I Promise You She Will Not Blow Your Candle

Seungri

 

To Seungri,

When I said don’t it means don’t. do not. Don’t. You know. Don’t. bring. Her.

Jiyong HYUNG. It’s HYUNG for you.

 

To Jiyong

If She Can Not Come Then I Do Not Want To Come To Because She Will Cry

Seungri

 

To Seungri,

Don’t come then.

Jiyong

 

To Jiyong

OK

Seungri

Dear Mrs. Lee,

I was just coming to your house to say sorry for my son’s behavior but it seemed that no one was home.  It’s not so nice of Jiyong for not allowing Hana to go to his birthday party. I’ve talked to him and he finally said yes. We are so waiting for Seungri and Hana’s attendance on Saturday. I’m sure it will be fun for our kids. There will be balloons and cakes and clown (like Jiyong always writes in his invitation card).

Anyway, I heard about your court. Want to talk with me with a nice cupcakes and coffee?

Mrs. Kwon

 

To Jiyong

I Will Come To Your Party With Hana Hana Say Thank You

Seungri

 

To Seungri

Make sure she won’t blow my candles again okay see you

Jiyong

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To Jiyong

Hana Is So Sorry For Eating Your Cakes

Seungri

 

To Seungri

No problem. My mom bought me more cakes anyway. By the way Youngbae said Hana is cute. He likes your sister. Let’s make them date.

Jiyong

 

To Jiyong

What Is Date?

Seungri

 

To Seungri

Do you not watch TV? You know, date, kiss and hug and sleep together

Jiyong

 

To Jiyong

So I Date Hana Now

Seungri

 

To Seungri

No oh my God you can not date your sister

Jiyong

 

To Jiyong

Why I Can Not Date Hana We Kiss And Hug And Sleep Together Too

Seungri

 

To Seungri

Why are you so so so so stupid?

Jiyong

 

Dear Seungri,

Please forgive your Jiyong hyung. He didn’t mean to say that you are stupid. You are a smart and kind boy. Jiyong is happy to have dongsaeng like you and so do I. He didn’t want to make you sad. How about going to zoo next weekend with us? Jiyong wants you and Youngbae to come. You can study about animals from now and prove to Jiyong that you are smarter than him. Oh yes, you can bring Hana along.

Love you,

Dami Noona

 

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To: Jiyong

Jiyong I love you! Will you be my boyfriend, hottie?

From: xx-xxx-xxxxx

 

To: xx-xxx-xxxxx

Stop it Seungri I know it’s you. So, finally got your first phone?

From: Jiyong

 

To: Jiyong

Lmao y u no fun. Yes my mom bought me this for entering Junior High School. Hey, we’r finally entering the same school and you haven’t congratulated me yet.

From: Seungri

 

To: Jiyong

Youngbae said congrats.

From: Seungri

 

To: Jiyong

Gosh, whatever. Anyway, what should I download? Line or Ktalk?

From: Seungri

 

To: Seungri

We use both

From: Jiyong

 

<1 Message(s) from Seungri>

Seungri: Jiyonggieeee!!!

Jiyong: HYUNG!

Seungri: Whatever. How to download stickers like yours?

Jiyong: aren’t you the genius Lee Seungri who skipped one year of school?

Seungri: ofc.

Seungri: Hana skips her year too and in two years she will be in Junior High School

Jiyong: how can your parents get this good genes?

Seungri: nah. You are just stupid

Jiyong: I STILL AM YOUR HYUNG THIS BRAT

 

<1 Message(s) from youngbeezy>

youngbeezy: YOOO OUR HIGH SCHOOL FRESHMAN! Save my number this is Youngbae.

Seungri: What a lame username you got there, hyung. And We are still ‘junior’ you know?

Youngbae: Why are you so textbook? Join me and Jiyong this weekend. We will sleepover in my house and paarteeeeh!

Seungri: by parteh you mean playing The Sims and getting drunk in virtual world?

Youngbae: you know us

Seungri: Are every seniors in Junior High School this lame?

 

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Geography

<1 File Attached>

Hey Lee Seungri! I attach my part of group task. Do you need help for arranging?

 

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Geography

New phone who dis

 

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Geography

Choi Jonghoon. Your partner for Geography Class……

 

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Geography

I know. I just can’t believe you get that name as email address. You seemed pretty cool before.

 

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Geography

I AM pretty cool

 

<1 Message(s) from Youngbae>

Youngbae: JIyong I’m so sorry

Youngbae: Seem like we should cancel our plan tonight

Jiyong: WHAT?!

Jiyong: Seungri’s already here with me with his big luggage which full of panda plushies you know

Youngbae: Hyunbae Hyung just got accident

Jiyong: oh God I’m so sorry

Jiyong: How is him? Where is he now?

Youngbae: Hospital. Doctor said he is ok don’t worry. Maybe he only should wear gips for him ankle from some time

Jiyong: need us there, bro?

Youngbae: No no. My parents are here already. Really, don’t worry.

Jiyong: we still come

Youngbae: no pls don’t

Youngbae: my parents are bickering

Youngbae: pls don’t come

<1 Call from Jiyong>

 

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<1 Message(s) from Seungri>

Seungri: Youngbae hyung I’m sorry

 

<1 Message(s) from Jiyong>

Jiyong: Seungri is sorry

 

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Sorry

Hyung, I know you hate me now. I know interrupting your parents’ bicker like that is really not acceptable. I was being smartass and annoying as always, wasn’t I?

But the problem is I saw my parents like that since I was very little hyung, or maybe worst. Me and Hana saw how my father threw a big fat glass to my mom. I remember covering Hana’s ears so that she wouldn’t hear anything. I remember my mom’s cry. That’s why I’m so over-protective towards them.

So maybe I know ho