Once upon a time, in a kingdom not so far away, a certain young brunette with soft, feminine features lay comfortably on his bed a loft a high tower situated in the most treacherous forest in the land known as SM. Singing a melancholic tune of sorrow and longing, he simply gazed up at the monotonous ceiling in absolute boredom; as there was really nothing much to do in the single-spaced room that has been his whole world ever since he could remember. The woeful Chinese princess has been kept prisoner in this dull, aerial dungeon with nothing but a bookshelf of ancient tomes filled with fantastical fairy tales keeping him company.

 There was also a badly beaten foot ball; but he could hardly appreciate the sport it represented, seeing as it was more or less a team sport played on wide open fields of grass. He tried using it once, kicking it against the wall as if he was playing against another person in a perpetual game of pass. However, it got old really fast after the hundredth time he kicked the ball to his uncommunicative playmate. It also didn't help that his opponent would kick back, hard; almost developing a black eye this one time when the ball bounced back only to hit him square in the face.

 Oh, he also had a mischievous, childlike puppy and an abrasive, know-it-all owl for company; but he preferred his tattered books and that hazardous sphere more than his chatty companions.

 At least the books don't talk back. And argue as much as these two.

 Although the petite princess did appreciate their presence more often than not, he often felt that being completely alone was better than over hearing the two's constant bickering. Sometimes, becoming a collateral victim in the process. It was during their little jousts of wits that Lu Han felt the dull throb in his temples, indicating the start of a long and drawn out head ache. Intensifying as the voices from his “friends” would only gradually increase over time.

 Yup, Lu Han was very much familiar with the pup and the owl’s never ending war of words. The urge to throw himself out of the only open window growing with every loud insult and snide remark exchanged between the two.

 Much like the one’s he was hearing today.

 "Honestly Baekhyun, I can't even fathom the depth of your stupidity. Who in their right mind would follow a squirrel out the window!" The brown owl hooted from his perch on the very same window sill.

 "IT WAS THE STUPID SQUIRREL'S FAULT! THAT THIEF STOLE FROM MY TREATS!" The magenta colored pooch turning into a deeper shade of crimson as his irritation was now brewing into full blown rage. "I ALMOST HAD HIM TOO, IF YOU HADN'T STOPPED ME, YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR A BIRD!"

 "YOU MORON! IF I HADN'T CAUGHT YOU AT THE LAST MINUTE, WE WOULD BE HAVING PUPPY PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST! I KNEW YOU WERE COLOR BLIND BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE ACTUALLY OPTICALLY IMPAIRED! IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED WE'RE FIFTY FEET OFF THE GROUND!"

 "WELL, IF YOU HADN'T LET THAT CONNIVING RODENT FREE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW! I THOUGHT OWLS WERE SUPPOSED TO EAT SQUIRRELS AND OTHER FILTHY RATS FOR LUNCH!"

 "THAT'S DISGUSTING, BEAKHYUN! I CAN'T JUST EAT ANYTHING THAT I CAN GRAB WITH MY GRUBBY, DIMINUTIVE PAWS LIKE YOU DO! YOU DISGUSTING MUTT! I HAVE CLASS!"

 "HA! IF YOU HAVE CLASS THEN I MUST BE THE FREAKING QUEEN OF ENGLAND, YOU BUG EYED FREAK!"

 "IS THAT THE BEST COME BACK YOU'VE GOT, YOU MANGY, MISSHAPEN, MINUSCULE, MISTAKE FOR A MONGREL!"

 "AND YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BIG HEADED, BLACK HEARTED, BLOW HARD FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT HOT AIR!"

 The exhausted deer could only cover his ears and sing even louder as he was trying so hard to block out the shrieking of the two barnyard heads that were in some form of twisted contest to see which one could out yell the other. It was definitely better to be alone than go deaf from all the incessant squawking and barking he had to endure from all these years of being stuck in his elevated cage.

 Why must I suffer this hellish form of torture?! WHY?!

 Whoever placed him in this tower must really hate his guts, seeing as he was not only isolated from the rest of the free world, but was also trapped with these two bozos.

 Losing what little sanity he had left, the exasperated princess was now yelling at the top of his lungs; turning the enchanting, yet sorrowful tune into some malefic monstrosity that could only come from the darkest pits of the frightening forest below.

 "YAH, LU HAN! QUIT IT!" The owl screamed as he tried in vain to hide his massive head within the tent of his wings. The pup had it worse, since he had the most sensitive hearing and could only cover his floppy ears with his paws as he simpered at the blaring noise their friend was making.

 "YEAH! SERIOUSLY, I'M GOING DEAF HERE!" His reddish fur, turning into a shocking shade of white as the screeching was actually causing him physical pain. The Chinese screamer thankfully stopped from his obvious mental break down, only to look at the two with eye-twitching, murderous intent.

 "YOU'RE GOING DEAF?! I'VE BEEN SUFFERING FROM PERMANENT INNER EAR DAMAGE FROM ALL THE SHOUTING YOU TWO HAVE BEEN DOING EVER SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME!" Snapping up from his position on the bed, Lu Han's ever prevailing patience was on the verge of breaking as he was tempted to push the two trouble makers out of his would be fortress. "AND BESIDES, HOW CAN MY PRINCE CHARMING HEAR ME IF THE ONLY THING ANYONE COULD HEAR FOR MILES AROUND HERE IS THE IRRITATING SQUABBLE OF TWO INSENSITIVE IDIOTS!"

 "Are you still going on about your fantasies of some pathetic prince barging in and rescuing you from this hell hole we call home?" Kyungsoo chastised, as he could only breathe a defeated sigh; giving the lonely Lu Han look of complete frustration. “Grow up, Lu! No one’s coming!”

 Baekhyun simply shook his head, knowing that the owl's aggressive manner of speech won't work on their delicate flower. Approaching the fuming princess, Baekhyun turned into a rich color of fuchsia as he settled down next to Lu Han on his bed.

 "Lulu~ I understand how frustrating it must be being confined here for so long; especially when you have an obnoxious, hard owl as a roommate but don't you think that if there was anyone coming to rescue us then they would have done it by now?"

 "Maybe they would have, if your constant screaming contests didn't scare them off!"

 "Seriously, Lu Han stop with your chauvinistic delusions and just do something to get yourself out of this dump!" Kyungsoo said, landing himself on the irate Chinese's shoulder. Lu Han merely scoffed at the offending owl, shrugging his shoulders to displace Kyungsoo's purchase. "And how do you expect me to do that?! Magically fashion myself a ladder from book pages and owl feathers?!"

 Settling on the vanity near the window, Kyungsoo let his ever observant eyes wander around the contents of the small room. "Well you could probably attempt a makeshift rope from your bed sheets and curtains I suppose. If my estimations are right, we could make a rope that would reach the top of the tree line, if not further. Then you could just jump on the nearest branch and climb down."

 Deflating from his earlier tirade, Lu Han could only roll his eyes at the pensive owl. It wasn’t surprising that Kyungsoo had already thought of something to solve their current predicament; most probably, coming up with multiple backups just for the hell of it.

 Typically, that doe-eyed nerd. Lu Han thought, as he slowly approached the portal that stood between him and the outside world. Peering down at the view below him, he made an audible gulp as he experienced mild vertigo from looking at the extremely distant tree tops. The tree tops themselves didn’t look all that inviting to the easily bruised deer.

 "But Soo~ we’re so high up and those trees look like they really hurt!" Lu Han whined as he tore his gaze from the painful sight of snarled branches and barbed shrubbery, pouting adorably at the unfazed owl.

 " it up, Lu. Do you want to get out of here or not?" Knowing he couldn't gripe his way out of this one, Lu Han considered Kyungsoo's suggestion and pondered his burning desire to leave this wretched place. Maybe enough to risk either plummeting to his death or getting skewered alive?

 Nope, definitely not!

 Besides, there was no chance in hell that princess Lu Han will climb down a freaking tree, let alone a makeshift rope from their perch, high in the sky. Nah-uh! No way! Absolutely, not! "I do but I don’t want to decorate the forest floor with my internal organs! And even if I do survive the trek down, which I highly doubt, how would we even find our way out? If I would have to endure being lost in this maze, wasting myself away; I would rather have chosen falling to my death instead!"

 Not to be outsmarted, Kyungsoo has already considered this exact scenario. “Funny you should mention that Lu!” With a smug look, he retrieved a piece of parchment stuck between a crevice along the books on the shelf. “I have been navigating the forest during my spare time and have mapped out the ideal route we could take. I've also included several contingencies just in case."

 "Wait, you can write?! How is that even possible?! YOU HAVE NO HANDS?!"

 Placing the improvised map on the bed, Lu Han and Baekhyun could only gape at the satisfied owl. "Ha! Unlike you pup, I am quite resourceful."

 True enough Lu Han could make out a surprisingly detailed map of the surrounding forest made out of inked scratches and prints from their feathered friend. Damn Kyungsoo and his big brain! Lu Han gave Baekhyun a pleading look, as he will not subject himself to walking around a dense forest, probably filled with God knows what. "Uh... Are you sure it's safe for Lu Han to wander around the extremely dangerous and harshly unforgiving woods? I mean, he is a delicate princess after all."

 "I can assure you those paths I've outlined are perfectly safe as I've used them multiple times myself. In fact, the main route we would be using has animal trails that humans could use to minimize the difficulty of the journey. It also leads directly to the nearest town. Now if no one has any other suggestions, I THINK my plan is the best course of action."

 Eyes bulging, Lu Han gave Baekhyun a look of outright desperation as there was no way he will subject himself to this outrageously suicidal mission. Scrunching his brows in obvious concentration, the pup racked his brain for any possible alternatives because honestly, even if he knew Lu Han would most probably carry him all the way (who would let a poor, defenseless puppy walk in a dark and dense forest anyways?!), he wouldn't want the sensitive deer to go through that excruciating form of agony.

 "Ooh! How about asking that handsome dragon for help?!" Baekhyun excitedly supplied, shifting from an affectionate pink to his usually jovial shade of sunshine yellow. "He can simply fly us out on his back!"

 "Baekhyun, you know Yifan doesn't have the time to save damsels in distress such as our little Lulu here. He's still in another kingdom with Chanyeol completing a very important quest."

 "UGH! Don't remind me, Soo! That annoying elf-giant is always taking my precious Krissus away on some stupid misadventure that takes forever to finish! I know Kris is awesome at everything, but can't that big eared troll do anything on his own!"

 "First of all, it isn't just Chanyeol and Yifan, you nit wit; they're part of a bigger party. Secondly, it isn't Chanyeol's, or anyone's fault for that matter, if they are out on some expedition, or have you forgotten that they were sent by the kingdom to bring home honor and riches."

 "Do they have too~ I mean it's not like the kingdom is lacking in ‘honor and riches’; we have so much already, as it is." Baekhyun gave Kyungsoo his infamous puppy pout as if the owl dictated what was going on around the kingdom. Kyungsoo only shook his head at the incorrigible, young pooch. "Well, regardless of whether or not we want them to stay, it's completely out of our hands my dear stubborn Baekkie. Anyways, if that's the best anyone could come up with then I guess operation Lu-punzel is a go."

 Baekhyun suddenly stopped his adorable whimpering in order to give  the owl a thin lipped, blank eyed look. "Seriously, 'Lu-punzel' is that the best you got? He’s hair isn’t even that long!"

 "Don't start with me you insufferable mutt, I already thought of the best escape plan we got so excuse me if the name is somewhat unsatisfactory for your oh-so 'refined' sensibilities. If you don't like the name then you could just rot in here for all I care." The owl glared at the amused mutt who was now turning into a sly shade of green, grinning cheekily at the flustered Kyungsoo.

 "Well~ someone's a bit defensive. What's the matter? Not confident in your little plan working?"

 Scoffing at the defiant pup, Kyungsoo gave an arrogant smirk, raising his brows with incredulity. "I am more than confident that my plan will very much succeed and with very minimal strain on our part. Besides, it's way better than any of your dumb ideas. I mean, waiting for your imaginary prince to come?! Ha! What a ridiculous, and very outdated, notion!"

 Snapping out of his fear induced trance, Lu Han snapped his head towards the cocky owl with a look of utmost indignation burning in his eyes. "Minimal strain? MINIMAL STRAIN?! YOU WANT ME TO ING CLIMB OUT A WINDOW THAT'S LIKE A HUNDRED STORIES HIGH AND YOU'RE SAYING THAT IT'S MINIMAL STRAIN?! WELL, I'M SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU SOO BUT NOT EVERYONE HAS WINGS LIKE YOU DO!"

 Taken aback by Lu Han suddent outburt, Kyungsoo tried to pacify the raging deer in front of him. Bambi may be cute, but not when he’s charging at you with his antlers bared. "Lu Han calm down. I can assure you that it would be c-“

 "AND FOR ANOTHER THING! YOU EXPECT ME! SOMEONE WHO HAS ONLY KNOWN NOTHING BUT THE FOUR WALLS OF THIS ING ROOM TO FREAKING NAVIGATE THE DARK FORREST?! HAVE YOU FINALLY LOST YOUR BIRD-SIZED MIND?! IF THE FALL DOESN'T KILL ME, THEN THREE MINUTES IN THE WOODS WILL!"

 "Man the up, Lu! yes you may be a princess and yes you may have not been exposed to the harsh, outside world but wake the up! You are not so helpless as you may like to believe that you can't even help yourself, because , Lu! If you won't be able to then who the hell will!" Kyungsoo admonished the seething princess, having had enough of Lu Han's infuriating stubbornness.

 As the owl’s ruthlessly honest words sunk in, Lu Han could only look on with a sullen, down cast gaze; focusing on the detailed stitching of the carpet at his feet as he tried to halt the impending moisture threatening to spill themselves from the dejected princess' eyes. Because damn it! He knew Kyungsoo’s right. He was so sick of waiting around for nothing that he might as well do something about it. But still, Lu Han couldn’t help the fear that was now slowly crawling up his throat.

 Lu Han may be a lot of things, but sadly being brave wasn’t one of them.

 Biting his quivering bottom lip, Lu Han met Kyungsoo's eyes straight on; not wanting to look weak in front of his blunt, but wise, friend. If anything, he owed both of them for sticking with him for all these years; even though they could have easily left him like all the rest did. He could at the very least try and make an effort, but Lu Han was so scared; so scared of so many things that he can’t. Nope, not even for his wonderful friends who were now giving him soft looks filled with so much concern and reassurance.

 "B-but what if I can't do it on my own? What if I get lost or hurt? W-what if I did manage to break free from this prison and end up not finding my prince charming, finding myself all alone?" With a weary breath, Lu Han gave voice to the troubled thoughts that have been swarming in his mind for all these years. He tried to make his friends understand that he wasn't strong enough to stand on his own. He wasn’t strong enough to face the cruel, judgmental world all by himself like they could; because what if the world didn’t accept him, what if the world didn’t like him back. He was just so freaking terrified that the world would reject him; that he would be left abandoned. He’d rather be stuck in this tower for all eternity than ever experience the cruel blow of reality hitting him in the face.

 Pitying the saddened deer, Baekhyun settled next to the tired princess and tried to alleviate his fears with his cute nudges and soft whimpers. "It is gonna be alright Lulu~ you'll find your prince one day, and until that day comes, you have us! Don’t think that you’ll ever be alone because we will always be by your side no matter what! And even if you do try to push us away and leave us, we won’t let you because that’s what friends are for right. Through thick and thin we will always have each other, just the three of us and nothing will ever tear us apart. We’re like… We’re like that stubborn gum under your shoe that you can’t scrape off no matter how hard you try!" The puppy piped in with a contagious enthusiasm that only a certain Byun Baekhyun could muster. Turning a bit serious, Baekhyun then looked straight into Lu Han, grimacing at what he had to say next; totally displeased with the following words that would surely leave a rancid taste in his mouth.

 "But S-soo, is right. Waiting here won't get us anywhere! We need to get out of this stupid tower and start looking for that prince of yours! We’re gonna have so much fun and have lots of awesome adventures!" Lu Han blankly looked at the expectant puppy before suddenly bursting out in a hysterical fit of eye-squinting laughter which brought on confused looks from his two concerned companions.

 Wiping off a stray tear, Lu Han gave the currently blue Baekhyun a soft, yet fond expression as he couldn't fathom how the young pup could both be so mature and child-like at the same time. Shifting from one friend to the next, Lu Han displayed his famous angel smile that turned his eyes into happy little crescents, banishing any apprehensions the two had for their princess' well being.

 "Alright, alright, I concede; to both of you." The two could only brighten at Lu Han's musical chuckles and new found courage to brave an attempt at finding a way out of his self-imposed cage. "I'll try it your way Soo! Even if it means I’ll risking life and limb over this suicidal mission. And who knows, maybe along the way to freedom I may, indeed, find the one true love of my life!"

 "That's the spirit Lulu! I guarantee you that we’ll be enjoying a nice, hot meal in the nearest village, before you know it!" The excited owl hooted at the princess, already collecting the necessary materials they would need for the journey. The two joined in after giving out energy-filled fighting cheers to each other with Kyungsoo scolding them for goofing around like the “lazy- half-wits” that they are.

 With a skip in his step and a song his heart, Lu Han was now perusing his fairytale collection, considering which books he should bring along on this crazy, fairytale turned real, adventure he was going to embark on. Humming to himself the enthusiastic princess couldn’t help but feel giddy at the thought of finally being able to go out and explore the new world that was waiting just outside his window. For once in his life, he felt all the anxieties and apprehensions fade away; for once he was actually excited for the coming challenges that lie ahead.

 He felt so alive. He felt so invincible. He felt so…  

 "Besides Lu, I doubt anything bad will happen to you considering this only just a dream!"

 Wait! What?

 Suddenly stopping from his hurried packing, Lu Han’s eyed bulged in pure shock from the owl’s nonchalant confession; freezing on the spot as his head started to feel funny. "E-excuse me?"

 "Yeah Lu, this is only a dream! I mean you are talking to a grumpy, old owl and a very fabulous and stylish puppy for crying out loud! You couldn’t possibly have believed that any of this was real, did you?" The puppy suddenly piped in eagerly, dog paddling his way to Lu Han from where he was now floating. Hold on! Floating?!

 The scene around the extremely confused princess started to shimmer; it’s like we has peering at an image through water. The edges of his sight were now dimming as the darkness started to consume his vision. Bright, white flashes now started to appear all throughout the slowly fading scenery in front of him as he felt his consciousness slipping.

 “Lu Han? Lu Han? Lu? Lulu?”

 The last thing he remembered was a puppy in a stylish designer suit, strutting his stuff on a sleek Parisian catwalk, and an owl conducting another boring debate club meeting before becoming President of the whole world.

 “Oh, Lulu-bear~ Hannie-buns~ my sparkling cupcake, deer princess~ It’s time to wake up~~”

 Lu Han woke up with a jolt as he was greeted by a pair of wide curious eyes that were too close for his own comfort. Still a bit groggy from his impromptu nap, he was further shocked when a pair of overly excited arms started wrapping themselves around his slim chest; effectively crushing his rib cage with the intense force exerted by the surprisingly petite offender,

 “B-baek… I can’t b-breathe…”

 “Oh dear! I’m sorry my sweet and wonderful Lulu! You were just so adorable with your sleepy face on! Your small mouth slightly open, quirking here and there! Your button nose looking absolutely delectable! Your cute sculpted eyebrows, scrunching up with every delightful pout you make! I just couldn’t help myself! I hope you were dreaming of me?” Baekhyun inquired with a hopeful and eager glint in his eyes, standing up from squatting next to the seated Lu Han.

 “If he did then they were most probably nightmares. Gosh Baek, you seriously sound like some demented stalker.” Kyungsoo, who was seated next to Lu Han, gave the appalled puppy a disapproving shake of his head as he went back to reading his freshly bought and obscenely large textbook. Yes, textbook. Because even though it’s was only the freaking first day of the school year, Do Kyungsoo already wanted to get ahead. 

“No one’s talking to you, you big headed dweeb! And please don’t tell me you’re already studying… CALCULUS?! WHAT THE KYUNGSOO?! ARE YOU REALLY THAT MUCH OF A NERD THAT YOU WOULD READ THAT UNPLEASANT THING EVEN BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS?! TODAY’S JUST OUR OPENING CEREMONIES, SOO! NOT THE DAY BEFORE FINALS!” Lu Han sunk further into his seat as the offended puppy raised his voice, attracting the attention of his fellow students and some of the faculty. Lu Han really wasn’t fond of any form of unneeded attention, even if it was indirectly at him. Baekhyun only increased his hysterics as the big-eyed boy continued to pointedly ignore him.

 Kyungoo gave a deep sigh before slamming his book shut, knowing that if he didn’t shut the puppy up soon, they would all be kicked out of the auditorium. So much for studying.

 “Unlike you Byun Baekhyun, I don’t waste my time with idle chatter. I’d rather spend this totally unnecessary and pointless academic practice to do something more productive.” Kyungsoo deadpanned at the glaring copper haired boy, neither one yielding from their mini stare off in the crowded hall. “Besides, it never hurts to learn ahead. In fact, you should try it too since you always manage to lag behind. Maybe then your pea sized brain could finally catch up with the lessons in class.”

 “For your information, my brain is average sized Soo! Just like everyone else’s! Thankfully, we’re not cursed with an encyclopedia for a brain like you, poindexter!” Baekhyun sat with huff on Lu Han’s other side as he didn’t want to be within close proximity of the intelligent yet cold brunette. “Also, it’s not my fault that the teachers talk fast! Heck, half the class can’t even understand most of the things Mrs. Lee is saying!”

 Scoffing, Kyungsoo took out a badly beaten, leather bound journal from his uniform’s front pocket; hurriedly scribbling on the frayed pages. “Whatever Baekhyun, a turtle may be faster than a snail but it’s still slow.”

 About to come up with his own snappy reply, Baekhyun noticed Kyungsoo’s usually stoic facial features scrunch up in concentration as the young scholar wrote down his “casual observations” of a particularly interesting subject matter. Baekhyun broke out into a devious smirk as he remembered something quite interesting about the suspicious journal; something that has to do with the bellowing giant in the corner.

 “Kyungie~ what are you writing over there?”

 Snapping up in attention, the famously unflappable Do Kyungsoo was suddenly stuffing the incriminating book back in his coat pocket. Slowly turning towards his surprisingly observant friend, Kyungsoo’s eyes bulged to the size of small saucers as he tried to hide his obvious apprehension. Baekhyun looked at the nervous brunette with innocent curiosity, holding back the smug grin that was threatening to show on his face.

 Gotcha, you big nerd!

 "N-nothing… I was just jotting down t-things I should take note of. As I’ve said, it never hurts to stay ahead.” Kyungsoo said with a gulp, sweat starting to break out on his forehead as he didn’t want the trickster known as Byun Baekhyun to catch on to his new little hobby. He knew that if the up-to-no-good puppy got a whiff of what he was actually doing, he would never let up with teasing Kyungsoo for it. It was a general rule to never give the Byun an advantage over you.

 Unfortunately for Kyungsoo, he just did.

 “I bet you would like to get a head, my ually frustrated Kyungie. Maybe from a certain tall, big ea-“

 “BYUN BAEKHYUN!” Mortified, Kyungsoo rushed over to Baekhyun’s side and clamped his hands over the lewd puppy’s mouth. Seeing the mortified boy’s vividly red face, the troublemaker gave a highly amused chortle; prompting the nervous Kyungsoo to further press his hands into the boy’s muffled laughter and attempt to suffocate the mischief out of the conniving little pup.

 Uninterested with the two’s usual antics, Lu Han went back to his casual day dreaming. Lu Han didn’t enjoy the opening ceremonies as much as everyone else did; this was usually the time when friends caught up with each other over their latest summer adventures. Unfortunately for Lu Han, the only friends he needed, and was comfortable, to tell his summer stories to were the two idiots quarreling at his side. He didn’t even need to tell the two much considering they mostly spent the summer together. Yeah, they were losers like that; being the only friends each other would need.

 However, it wasn’t like they were outcasts or unknowns in their school. In fact, the three were quite the legends among their peers for being wickedly talented and stunningly beautiful. Lu Han, for his soft delicate voice and girlish features, was known as the Angel of SM High. The Byun, on the other hand, was the Star because of his energetic and bubbly personality as well as a powerful diva-ish voice that could outshine any nebula. Meanwhile, people called the cold and quite scholar Moon Soo due to his large, rotund eyes and rich, caramel like voice; holding all the mysterious qualities and illuminating beauty of his namesake. They were gods amongst men; having a massive fan base and quite the number of admirers, both girls and guys alike.

 But, despite their almost royal status in school, the trio managed to stay humble and kind. They knew almost everyone in SM High and treated all with the same gentleness and compassion; which only added to the things that their fans adored about them. If they did become aggressive or even hostile to someone, then one would expect that that person deserved it; the only time those three ever became antagonistic was in the defense of each other.

 Indeed, the three muses of SM were talented, and admirable, and beautiful; however they tend to keep to themselves and keep the general public at a comfortable distance. The three were only ever close to each other and they liked to keep it that way. It only added to their fans’ burning fixation on their idols as they experience the three’s compassionate yet reserved nature directly but witness their quirky and unconventional display of “affection” for one another.

Yes, it was quite normal along the halls of SM to hear the three’s tenderly loud conversations of whose stupidity was greater, or observe their eccentric skinships in the form of painful choke holds, or be privy to the sweet scene of the Moon strangle the Star to death.

 Like what he was doing now in the large auditorium full of potential murder witness.

 It was in deed the start of the year when there was at least one attempt by the terrifying Satan Soo to end the Byun once and for all. Lu Han gave a weary sigh as he knew he had to get Kyungsoo off the still grinning Baekhyun lest he finally succeeds in killing the pup.

 Tempting but no, not when we’re in the middle of the President’s speech

 Although a bit terrified himself, Lu Han knew that the only brave soul that could attempt to pry the two away from each other and succeed is him. So, with look of utter monotony, Lu Han yanked the raging Satan Soo by the collar while placing his other hand on the snickering puppy’s chest. With a defiant purse of his lips, he shoved the glaring Kyungsoo back in his chair; settling in his own seat only after the brunette’s feeble attempts at getting back at the puppy was reduced to petulant grumbling.

 Honestly, what’s up with you, Soo?

 If Lu Han wasn’t so tired, he would have found Kyungsoo’s reaction quite interesting. There was very little to none that could rile the usual stoic boy this much. Leave it to Baekhyun to find something to hold over the boy and almost get throttled in the process. Lu Han’s musings were only interrupted when a curious puppy yelped by his side.

 “Ooh! Who’s that cutie over there among the fresh meat?”

 Not wanting to indulge in the puppy’s coquettish ways, Lu Han tried to focus on their student council president’s unusually long speech. Surprisingly, it was Kyungsoo who entertained Baekhyun’s query. “Just another freshman, Baekhyun; nothing to get excited over. Have you already forgotten that we get a lot of child actors and children of celebrities here since this is the go to school if you want to make it into the industry? Or have you grown bored with your little infatuation with Yifan?”

 “Of course not, you cynical robot! I would never trade my Kris Wu for anyone! Most especially not for some uninteresting and naïve freshman!” Baekhyun said with an indignant huff, snapping his head at the smirking Kyungsoo with a defiant glint in his eyes. “I’m just saying he’s cute that’s all. There’s no harm in appreciating, is there? Just making an observation here, my dear Soo~~”

 Kyungsoo could only gape at Baekhyun’s implicating statement. Satisfied, Baekhyun turned his attention back to the curious freshman with a pleased grin on his face. Still not paying the two any mind, Lu Han now pitied the obviously anxious president who was now fumbling with his words of gratitude and optimism; giving furtive glances to a single spot in the audience.

 Poor guy must not be used to giving speeches and stuff. I totally know how you feel, buddy…

 “That’s interesting! I think he is totally checking us out~” Baekhyun piped in, breaking the blissful silence that had already settled amongst the three. Leave it to Baekhyun to never know when to keep his mouth shut.

 “Stop being so vain, Baek; contrary to popular belief, not everyone here is in love with you. He’s probably just looking for a friend or something. Now, shhh! You’re being rude to poor Junmyeon-ssi!” Lu Han gave Baekhyun a chastising look before turning back to the stuttering speaker in front. Puffing his cheeks and pouting adorably, Baekhyun paid no heed to his unsupportive friend and went back on watching the now suspicious boy.

 “He is totally checking us out guys, and- Oh my gosh, that dude’s totally gorgeous~ and hot, if his bronze skin and slim build is any indication; looks like summer hasn’t fully ended yet, boys!” Baekhyun said with a suggestive wink and a sly grin filled with nothing but trouble.

 “Like I said, demented and erted stalker. Honestly, Baek, leave the poor guy alone; he’s just a freshman for god’s sake! Don’t you dare corrupt him with your lecherous ways!” Kyungsoo said, side-eyeing the promiscuous puppy, who was still observing the unsuspecting freshman.

 “First of all, Soo, we’re just second years, just a year older than them. If anything, it would only add to his street cred that he got it on with the one and only Byun Baekhyun. Not that I’m saying that I would cause I am a one man kind of guy and-” Growing curious over Baekhyun’s abrupt silence, both Lu Han and Kyungsoo turned to look at the wide eyed puppy. They were suddenly confused when Baekhyun stared at Kyungsoo then back then at Kyungsoo once again; growing anxious over the now leering Baekhyun.  

 “Well, well, well~ isn’t this fascinating! Apparently, it isn’t my hot piece of that captivated the poor, unsuspecting freshman.” Breaking out into a Cheshire grin, Baekhyun suddenly pointed to a very shocked Kyungsoo. “It’s yours.”

 Now fully interested, Lu Han diverted his attention from the floundering Kyungsoo and towards the boy in question. Damn, Baek’s right! Lu Han saw that the boy was in deed discretely looking over towards their spot; more specifically, towards the seat next to him where an open mouthed Kyungsoo could only bulge his eyes at a highly amused Baekhyun. The puppy was also correct with his remark that the boy is quite attractive; in fact, really attractive, as in a-nice-little-romp-in-the-sheets-that-would-live-you-breathless-and-craving-for-more kind of attractive.

 Holy ! Good for you, Soo!

 Focusing more on the eye-catching stranger, Lu Han suddenly gasped in shock when he let his eyes stray a little to the right.

 “I’m telling you Soo, the guy is hot as ! And if his hungry, wanting looks are any measure, he thinks you’re hot as well.”

 “Shut up Baekhyun! He is so totally not checking me out! And even if he did, I would never do something that licentious, especially with a freshman!”

 “Ugh! Again, you’re most probably just a year older than him! You’re not going to jail if you happen to find a tanned boy next to you in bed! Also, I think a good uncorking would do you some good; you know to loosen you up and make you less uptight!”

 “BAEKHYUN! I would never…”

 Lu Han slowly tuned out the bickering of his two friends as his gaze locked on towards the most exquisite sight he has ever laid eyes upon. Right next to the boy who now had Kyungsoo in such a tizzy; Lu Han saw the most striking and handsome piece of male specimen he has ever had the pleasure of finding. Milky white and blemish free skin, a debonair quaff of stunningly black hair, a chiseled jaw, sharp masculine features, and eyes that could melt your soul with just one piercing stare; to say that Lu Han was speechless would be an understatement. The poor deer couldn’t even breathe let alone flap his gums to make out words.

 The boy is beyond gorgeous, beyond beautiful, beyond any adjective Lu Han could come up with cause damn! That boy’s finer than any prince charming he’s poorly imaginative young mind could come up with. The dapper young man was still concentrating on the garbled president’s speech, giving Lu Han all the time in the world to admire his exquisite good looks.                   

 Noticing the extremely quite Lu Han, both Baekhyun and Kyungsoo directed their gazes to where the immobile deer was now shamelessly ogling. Unfortunately, what they saw did not excite them as much as it did to their now petrified friend. Both of them knew what the look meant, and both of them were not happy where this would most probably lead to.

 Because, although Lu Han is smart, so smart that he comes second or third in most of his classes (with Kyungsoo being the first of course), he has the tendency to allow his heart dictate his actions when it came to boys he really, really likes. They know from experience that his heart isn’t as smart as poor, love struck Lu Han. With a sigh, Kyungsoo and Baekhyun could only look on with dread as they anticipated the inevitable misadventure their hopeless princess would surely lead them into.

 And so it begins…

 The princess was now preparing his descent into the new world; excitement and wonder etched on his features as he can’t wait for what was in store on his journey. With his trusty owl and loyal puppy by his side, he knows that he can weather any and all obstacles that may come his way.

 Throwing the rope over the ledge, the princess assess the unavoidable climb down out of his oppressive dungeon; hoping beyond hope that he will see that which he has longed for ever since he could remember. With a bright smile on his face and courage deep in his heart, he takes the first tentative steps and carefully climbs out and towards the future that he knows is waiting for him.

 Wait for me my prince! I will meet you, soon!”         

(-Two months later-)

 Baekhyun, Kyungsoo and Lu Han rushed in their English class with only a few seconds to spare. Out of breathe; they plopped down on their respective seats next to each other as they tried to slow their rapidly beating hearts that were threatening to burst through their chests.

 Damn, why must our lockers be so damn far from our homeroom?! Lu Han thought as he had to run all the way to their classroom, not wanting to be late for his class, again. He knew that Mrs. Kim is out to get him, finding any excuse just to send the poor Chinese deer to the principal’s office.

 Finally settling his hammering chest, Lu Han’s heart suddenly sped up again when the door suddenly slammed open; revealing their grumpy homeroom teacher who looked extra irritated today. Upon stopping at her table and looking around the class, Mrs. Kim honed in on the frightened deer with her scrutinizing and beady little eyes.

 “Mr. Lu! I see you want to instigate more trouble in my class by adopting such an obscene hairstyle! But since this school promotes freedom of expression outside of the prescribed dress code, I unfortunately can’t punish you for this blatant show of disrespect! I only ask that you cover that offensive thing!” Mrs. Kim said to the whole class with her shrill, squeaky voice; doing everything he can to either punish or shame the teary-eyed boy.

 “B-But-“

 “Are you talking back, Mr. Lu?! Do you really want me to send you to the principal’s office?!”

 “Actually Mrs. Kim, it is against our school’s dress code to wear caps, bonnets, and any form of head coverings while inside campus buildings. So Lu Han can’t cover his hair otherwise he will be sent to the principal’s office.” It was Kyungsoo who came to Lu Han’s aide when it came to explaining basic school policies to the overbearingly difficult Mrs. Kim. He gave Lu Han a discrete wink when they saw their terror teacher floundering over her words.

 “Q-quite right Mr. Do. I am glad to see that at least someone around here knows the rules! Very well, Mr. Lu, although I can’t ask you to hide your indecent hair, I do ask for you to keep your head down and stay out of trouble in my class, got that?!” Trying to save face, Mrs. Kim glared at the exasperated princess as he could only sheepishly nod as a response.

 As their homeroom teacher directed her attention towards the board behind her, Lu Han slumped his head on the desk in front of him as he reflected on the coming day ahead. Good job Lu, not even five minutes in and your hair is already getting you into trouble. Lu Han bitterly thought, as he was now scolding himself over his excessively impulsive decision. He could still feel the curious glances and obvious stares he was getting from his classmates; wondering what prompted the usually calm and nondescript Chinese to suddenly be bold and do something outrageous.

 Like have their hair dyed pink.

 Although it wasn’t uncommon to see pink or other bright colored hair styles (just turn on the TV and one would see a whole rainbow of hair colors on their screens), it was just shocking to see a homely high school student in a relatively conservative institution sport such an eye catching hair do. No one would dare say that it looked bad on Lu Han though cause damn! That boy looked even more of an angel than he already did; more like a fairytale version of an angel rather than a biblical one. They could only look on with admiration and subtle want at their newly crowned pink princess.

 While everyone was fawning over Lu Han’s new hairstyle, Lu Han himself could only reminisce in rueful agony the events that led to his latest poorly-thought-of idea.

(-Flashback: A week ago-)

 It was lunch time again in SM High as students started filling in the cavernous lunch hall to fill their bellies and chat with friends; talking about the latest hallway rumor; complaining about their tedious and dull lectures; and retelling their evening activities done outside school. Among this throng of hormonal adolescents lay a solitary table whom no one dared approach; this table being occupied by a particularly timid deer, a certain smart owl, and an overly energetic puppy.

 “I am telling you Baek that you should have just gone with brown or black. Your new hair makes you look like a stubby, raging candle.” Kyungsoo rebuked the pouting Baekhyun at his latest fashion makeover, grimacing at the red headed boy with golden highlights.

 “I wish you were more supportive, Soo! My hairstylist said that this is what celebrities have nowadays and that I would look absolutely fabulous sporting it!”

 “Of course she did! She’s getting paid for turning your hair into a freaking fire truck so; naturally she has to say those things!”

 “I’ll have you know that the esteemed Ms. Lee Soonkyu would never lie when it comes to hair! She is like the goddess of hairstyles! All the stars go to her when they need a new do!”

 “Whatever Baekhyun, I really don’t care where you spent probably a semester’s tuition just to turn into Flareon. I am sure Lu Han shares my sentiments that your latest fashion mistake is just an expensive distraction.”

 At the mention of his name, Lu Han stopped munching down on his lunch as he was met with the expectant eyes of his two best friends; one pair looking cool and collected, the other burning with the words “don’t you dare” etched in them. Lu Han hated being put on the spot, especially when that spot was directly in between the two.

 Carefully inspecting the puppy’s new hair, Lu Han took the time to really consider his answer before voicing his reply. He knew that if wasn’t careful with his words, he will instigate world war three with him being the first casualty. Looking up at Baekhyun’s new hairstyle, he had to admit that the maroon locks with the slight golden highlights did work well with the pup. It matched Baekhyun’s usually bright and fiery personality and the contrast between the deep shade of red and his milky complexion only added this ethereal feel like the boy really was on fire.

 However, Lu Han, being Lu Han, did not have a liking towards loud and bright things (which is why he questions his affiliation with the loud and bright Byun Baekhyun, everyday), so logically, such a hairstyle would be a big turn off for the sensitive Chinese deer. It’s not like he is saying the color doesn’t work on Baekhyun, it’s just that he doesn’t like the color in general.

 Oh boy… I’m dead….

 Lu Han considered telling the truth and carefully explain to Baekhyun why he doesn’t like the new do, but then the pup would most likely misinterpret Lu Han’s words and take it against him. On the otherhand, he could lie through his way and be ecstatic about Baekhyun being a red head, but he was an awful liar and nothing would get past the ever observant Do Kyungsoo. He was screwed.

 Luckily, the arrival of a certain sun-kissed dancer saved Lu Han from a potential confrontation.

 “Jongin! You’re here! Come, sit down with us!”

 Being alerted to a certain Chinese boy calling out his name, Kim Jongin stopped in his tracks. He was about to make a run towards the dancers’ table at the other end of the hall when surprisingly strong yet supple hands clamped themselves on his forearm. Jongin considered yanking himself free from the bright eyed deer but the pleading glint in his eyes and forced smile clued him in that this was not the best time to make a tactical retreat.

 Or so he thought…

 “Jongin! What do you think of Baekhyun’s new hair?!” Lu Han nearly shouted at jongin as they arrived at the trio’s table. Looking first at Lu Han’s terrified expression then at Baekhyun’s puppy like eyes, Jongin suddenly realized that he should have just dashed for his table the moment he heard Lu Han’s voice.

  Jongin, why do you have to be so stupid!

 Jognin could also feel Kyungsoo’s piercing gaze, further adding to the growing pressure building inside him to provide an answer; an answer that wouldn’t unleash hell on earth, hopefully. With the fate of humanity in his hands, Jongin adopted his usually arrogant and snarky persona, hoping that the false confidence would fool the puppy of his true sincerity.

 “I think it looks really good on you Baek! I’ve seen a lot of starlets having red hair and I could honestly say that, none of them could pull it off like you do. In fact, Taemin would be completely consumed with jealousy seeing you like this since he’s been complaining about wanting red hair too but not being able to make it work.” Jongin said with hooded eyes and a wicked smirk, knowing that no one was immune to the Kim Kai charm when it was directed at them. And if Baekhyun’s sheepish expression and pink cheeks were any indication, neither was the puppy. Yup, still got it!

 Unfortunately though, there is only one person who was immune to his showman-like charisma; the same person who was now eyeing him suspiciously with large attentive eyes.

 “Hmmm…For some reason I find it hard to believe that there isn’t a hair color or style that good old Taeminie could pull off. I mean he went to school with freaking hair extensions and half of the male population went gaga over the guy; gay and straight. Maybe we should ask him of his opinion on Baekhyun’s hair?” Kyungsoo raised his eyebrows defiantly at the nervous dancer; knowing that his fashionable best friend would honestly tell people what he thinks when it came to their hair, no matter how harsh it may seem.

 “I don’t think that would be necessary since I trust a celebrity’s professional opinion.” Jongin was saved from digging himself further into his grave when Baekhyun suddenly piped in, giving Kyungsoo a triumphant look while the brunette glared at both of them. “Besides, if Jongin likes it then I am sure that Kris would simply adore it!”

 Kyungsoo suddenly realizing the truth behind Baekhyun’s words gave out a patient sigh as he prepared himself for the potential argument his next words would cause. “So let me get this straight, you changed your hairstyle just so that Wu Yifan will take the time of day to finally notice you?”

 Baekhyun merely scoffed at Kyungsoo’s ridiculous statement, giving him a dismissive wave of his hand. Admittedly, Baekhyun sometimes went overboard when it came to a certain Chinese basketball player but he wouldn’t go as far as have them dictate what he would wear and what he would do with his hair (unlike some people in this table). He took too much pride in his looks to change it just so that one guy would take an interest him; not even for someone like Wu Yifan.

 “Of course not, my dear Kyungie! I know Kris is great and all that but I would never allow anyone tell me what I should or shouldn’t do with my looks. And I know that Kris would totally understand and respect me for respecting myself like that.”

 “Funny that you should mention self-respect.” Kyungsoo interjected, remembering all of the times Baekhyun “respected himself” in front of the Chinese Blondie. Sometimes Baekhyun really was a walking contradiction.

 “ANYWAYS, this hair style is one hundred percent my decision; something that I want to do for myself. If by chance the change in my appearance captures the attention of the man I love then that’s just an added bonus!” Baekhyun finished with a huff as he stood from his seat and brought his empty food tray to the waste bin.

 Jongin was about to leave as well when he noticed an oddly tense Lu Han by his side. Kyungsoo also took notice of the suddenly pensive deer; peering curiously with his doe eyes at his quite friend. “Lu Han, is something the matter?”

 Lu Han looked at his concerned friend then towards the uninterested boy by his side and considered whether or not voicing his thoughts. From past experiences, Lu Han knew that the subject matter he wanted to talk about was a little sensitive with his friends; having received only disapproving shakes and pitying looks from the people he thought would support him no matter what. But damn him if he was going to chicken out of this one as this maybe his one and only chance to do something about his current dilemma. Throwing caution out the window, Lu Han decided to finally ask the question that has been on his mind ever since the Baekhyun-Kris conversation started. “D-do you really think that by changing m-I mean someone’s hairstyle then the person they like will notice them?”

    Noticing the princess’ secretive glances towards the table he was supposed to be at, Jongin knew where Lu Han’s true intention was. How could he not when all the Chinese deer did was ask him about a certain brat; questions ranging from something tame like what’s his favorite color, what he likes to eat, to something outrageous like what his sweat smells like. It was creepy as hell and Jongin didn’t want to get into the middle of that. If Lu Han wanted to be a weird stalker, then Jongin would appreciate it if he was left out of the loop. He didn’t want to be an accessory to the crime when things go south.

 As he was about to leave, Jongin had a marvelous idea; remembering a certain discussion he had with the alluded brat, Jongin decided to have some fun with the two people who were causing him a lot of grief lately. Hmm… I think it’s time for poor old Jongin to enjoy himself for once. Jongin thought with a smirk.    

 “Hannie, it doe-“

 “Actually Lu Han, you’d be surprised with what a little snip of the hair could do to make yourself a little bit more visible to other people.” Jongin suddenly cut in, eliciting a distrustful glare from Kyungsoo. Turning towards the wide-eyed boy, the dancer could only give an apologetic smile towards the boy as he had enough with the Chinese deer’s excessive interest towards his classmate.

 I’m sorry Soo but this is something that I have to do.

 “In fact, why stop with cutting your hair, you should have it changed completely; you know, do what Baek did and dye your hair a different color. That would definitely get people’s attention.”  Suddenly realizing where the tan dancer was going with this, Kyungsoo tried to in. Unfortunately, Lu Han went into complete obsessed stalker mode and shut the helpless boy out.

 “REALLY, JONGINNIE?! DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT HE-I MEAN OTHER PEOPLE WOULD NOTICE ME IF I CHANGE MY HAIR COLOR?!” To say that Jongin was shocked when Lu Han suddenly grabbed a hold of his front coat would be an understatement. He was starting to regret his earlier words as he noticed the frenzied look in the Chinese deer’s eyes. But he had to pull through with his master plan if he ever wanted to get any peace around here.

  I sure hope that this doesn’t backfire on me and that Lu Han is one of those people who goes on a rampaging killing spree when they snap.

 “S-sure! I mean just look at the attention Baekhyun is getting with his new hair. Why, I remember this conversation I had with a certain bra-I mean friend about hair colors.” Jongin hoped that the normally obtuse princess would catch his drift. Luckily (or unluckily, depending on who you asked), Lu Han did if his excited gasp and exaggerated shaking of Jongin was of any indication.

 “TELL ME! TELL ME! TELL ME!”

 “Alright! Alright! Chill Lulu!” Jongin took hold of Lu Han’s hand as his enthusiastic shaking was turning into violent thrashing. Yup! Definitely the mass murderer type! Putting his hands on Lu Han’s shoulders to keep him still, Jongin drew in close as he whispered into the awaiting princess’ ear.

 “Now this is just between you and me but it is my expert opinion that this friend of mine is quite fond of pink hair. You could even say that he has a for it as he suddenly develops a crush on celebrities sporting the color; both girls and guys.” Without any warning, Lu Han suddenly snapped back with a full face smile that looked really uncomfortable. Suddenly scared for his dear life, Jongin looked to Kyungsoo for help but was met with intense fear when he saw a crossed armed Kyungsoo with a look of pure fury marring his face. Oh ! If this stalker deer doesn’t kill me first, then Satan Soo surely will! Instantly lamenting his actions, Jongin was about to take it all back when a zealous Lu Han suddenly pecked him full on the lips.

 “THANK YOU SO MUCH JONGINNIE! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!”

 Before he could say another word, the mad deer suddenly rushed off to god knows where; leaving a frozen Jongin and a livid Kyungsoo to deal with the aftermath of their little encounter. Slowly thawing, Jongin carefully turned towards the unusually quite Kyungsoo; praying to every deity he knew that the brunette would have taken the whole situation lightly.

 “KIIIIIIIIIM JONGIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!”

  ME!

(-End of Flashback-)

 Lu Han was suddenly brought back from memory lane as he noticed someone slip a folded piece of paper on his table. Checking the source, Lu Han was met with a smiling Baekhyun who only winked and mouthed for him to open the note. Unfolding the curious thing, Lu Han held in his giggles as he read the content of the note:

Mrs. Kim is always mad cause you’re obviously prettier than her.

 Managing to control his subsiding laughter, Lu Han was greeted with another note from the snarky little pooch. Without looking up, Lu Han opened the piece of paper and had to hide his face within his arms to muffle the sudden laughter that escaped from his lips after reading the offending note:

I mean have you seen her hair?! It looks like a cross breed between a mangy su and a Pelican’s nest! Even trolls have better style than her!”

 With much effort, Lu Han tried to control the laughter that was now shaking his shoulders; only succeeding when he noticed a dark shadow being cast over his slumped form.

 “Is there anything funny Mr. Lu?” Mrs. Kim asked as she glared down at the wide eyed deer who was petrified for being caught by the intimidating teacher. Knowing that the best chance the princess got of being saved from the monstrous Mrs. Kim is if someone else intervened on Lu Han’s behalf, Baekhyun took it upon himself to do it this time since he was also partly at fault.

 “Umm… Mrs. Kim, Lu Han wasn’t laughing. H-he was just-ummm… just…. coughing! Yeah, coughing! so he hid his face on his desk to not spread the germs, isn’t that right Lu?”

 Lu Han wanted to face palm himself at the totally unbelievable and obvious excuse Baekhyun was giving. Lu Han can go on record that the puppy was never good at thinking on his feet. As Mrs. Kim suddenly swerved towards the exasperated princess, Lu Han could only manage a couple of weak coughs and smile sheepishly at the towering lecturer. He hoped that Baekhyun’s lame excuse is enough to get Mrs. Kim off his back, for now.

 Fortunately for him, though, it did.

 Mrs. Kim wasn’t about to call out a Byun in front of witnesses. Knowing the power their family had and how spoiled their youngest is, it would be complete suicide to try and reprimand the annoying brat that is Byun Baekhyun. “Alrighty then, Mr. Lu. If you are still feeling ill, I would appreciate it if you would visit the nurse’s office on your spare time and make sure to keep your trouble making germs to yourself. If anyone of your classmates gets sick, it will be on your head!”

 Lu Han gave out a sigh of relief as Mrs. Kim slowly retreated back to her lair. Looking over at his friends, he gave them both a tired smile as he saw Baekhyun giving him thumbs up while Kyungsoo watched on with a disappointed shake of his head.

 Yup totally having a great day now Lu! ing, Kim Jongin! When I get my hands on him I wi-

 “Alright class, I need you to bring out your text books as we will be reading excerpts from Hans Christian Anderson!”

 Lu Han’s thoughts were interrupted when he heard Mrs. Kim’s instructions at the front. With as much energy as a tree sloth, Lu Han reached into his bag and was only met with air. Eyes growing in shock, he pried open his bag and started rummaging through the contents in order to locate the hateful book; or any book for that matter. Out of sheer desperation, he dumped all the contents unto his desk and started to frantically search the mess that was now in front of; not realizing the amount of noise he was making and the amount of attention he was receiving. Finally giving up, he could only hide his face in his palms as he tried to remember where he last placed his textbooks.

 This can’t be happening! This can’t be ing happening! Where the hell did I-

 That was when it all came back to him; the rushing towards his locker, the mourning over his hair, the conversations that followed, and the running towards class!

 “! THEY’RE STILL IN MY ING LOCKER!”

 “MR. LU HAN! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING NOW?!”

 Lu Han’s mini outburst was interrupted by a seething Mrs. Kim who was now already by his side. Seeing the mess his desk was in and the bulging vein on her forehead, Lu Han could only hang his head quite low and attempt to ignore the pointed looks he was surely receiving.

 “I-ummm… I accidentally l-left my things in my l-locker.”  Lu Han said in a very soft and reserved manner, smiling guiltily at the raging Mrs. Kim; hoping that for once the usually harsh and unyielding teacher would find it in her heart to forgive her student who was having the worst day of his life.

 Regrettably though, this was no fairytale.”

 “PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE NOW!”

 *SNAP*

 Mouth agape and eyes bulging, Lu Han could feel it; he could feel the rope, the only life line on his descent down his tower, was quickly unraveling. As he packed up his stuff and walked out of the classroom in shame, Lu Han could already feel himself falling through layers of open air where no owl or puppy could save him. Slowly making his way towards their principal’s office, Lu Han could only close his eyes and pray as he could see the cold, hard ground eagerly awaiting him below.  

 Save me my prince! Where are you when I need you?!

A/N:

Good day everybody!

First of all, THANK YOU TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SUBSCRIBED! I KNOW THERE IS JUST LIKE FIVE OF YOU KNOW BUT I FEEL SO UNWORTHY OF YOUR SUBSCRIPTIONS! I PROMISE I SHALL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU AND WILL KEEP FIGHTING FOR THIS FIC! T_T

Anyways, now that's done with, here it is, the first chapter of PiP. Sorry for the grammar and spelling mistakes here and there but I promise I will try to edit them out in my free time. Tihihihihi...

Fun fact, I originally planned this to be purely from Lu Han's perspective but I had so much fun writing BaekSoo interactions and Jongin perspectives that I found myself shifting in and out of Lu Han's ahead. Trust me though, there will be alot more crazy BaekSoo fights and plotting Kai to look forward too.

I know a lot of you are expecting some Hunhan action starting by now but sadly that will be in the coming chapter(s) to come. I still don't know yet when Lu Han and Sehun will finally meet but it's just right around the corner (in more ways than one). This would all depend on how I decide to pace my story so let's just hope that my Hunhan feels strike me when I need it to! ;)

Also, something to look forward to, either in the next chapter or the one after that I'll be introducing other EXO characters (I've already named dropped some but haven't showed them interacting with the three main stars + jongin just yet). And once again, it's gonna be fun!

For those who are wanting other side pairings I'll just shut up about that. Let's just say I have plans and so far, I've been making extremely subtle hints one where this pairings may or may not go (or if they even exist). Just another friendly reminder that nothing is always as they seem in PiP and that what you may think is happening isn't really happening. 

With that being said, please drop me a comment and tell me what you think, especially conspiracy theories of what's going on and what's happening in the book cause I so want to know if someone is catching one with my little twists. Tihihihihhihi...

I hope you guys, stay tune til the end and enjoy my latest word vomit induced chapter. 감사합니다!