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@worthless: I need a hug.

@anonymous: "Let the rain wash away, all the pain of yesterday"

  Y   O     U

@him: it's raining.

@me: yeah, I know.

@him: how 

@him: do you know where I live?

@him: what the hell !?

@him: are you a stalker ?!

@him: WHATS HAPPENING OMG

@me: you tweeted about rain. I assumed it was raining at your place.

@him: oh.

@him: alright.

@me: anyway. . . 5 FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF NOW

@him: no. that's my thing.

@me: just do it

@him: nope.

@me: fine. 3 FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF NOW. 

@me: it's not the same thing so you gotta do it. HA

@him: you're sly asf

@me: now 3 facts about yourself. GO!

@him: 1) i love music

@him: 2) I live in Seoul. winks

@him: 3) My name starts with an I 

@me: are you secretly Ilhoon? 

@him: yes.

@me: hahaha

@him: I am Jung Ilhoon.

@me: and I really am Song Jihyo.

@him: really?

@me: No.

@him: oh.

@me: Anyway, I gotta go to hell.

@me: Bye, 'Ilhoon'.

@him: wait

@him: you're going to hell?

@him: isn't it hot there

@me: bye

@him: STOP

@him: YOU'LL GET SUNBURNT