[Youngji x GOT7 Series]

#3 What is Your Hair Color?

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When it’s chaos like this, Im Jaebum often regrets his agreement to lead six hormonal boys to achieve their dream path as singers. Uuh, where does he start? The eldest Mark?

Mark Tuan is a nice guy. He’s the silent type and by silent Jaebum is silently doing nothing when he’s really in need to tame the other boys and their mischief. The other nice guy is Choi Youngjae—bless his soul—but lately, Jaebum feels betrayed by him. He’s become quite temperamental also experimental by always trying 101 ways to increase the leader’s blood pressure. And then the captain of mischief, Wang Jackson and his denial—oh, it really gets Jaebum crazy. He doesn’t count how many times his mouth tiredly suggesting the same advice over and over again when Wang Jackson’s crankiness comes every month; “Just confess your uncontrollable desire, Jackson!” Only to be replied by scoff, “Who said I like her romantically hyung? Just for your information, outside Korea, we, the foreigner is able to befriend with opposite without their brother telling them to marry each other off.” Yeah, but Heo Youngji is f-ing Korean?! Jaebum knows his hair will turn white sooner, even before he reaches forty. And don’t tell him how to start with the maknaes—both Bambam and Kim Yugyeom are literally a pair of walking trouble. Bambam loves to tease his Hong Kong hyung too much and makes Jackson in the edge, and that only means another so-hard-to-get-peace-in-my-day for Jaebum. Yugyeom is a brat.

Park Jinyoung can be called Jaebum’s loyal partner, he’s capable of being a leader too. The thing is, Jinyoung also loves seeing the official leader drown in his own misery, so that mostly enjoys the scene where the other boys drive the almighty JB nut—needs to check his own mental health even.

JB: Don’t do this to me. You’ve agreed with JYP to handle those brats together with me.

Jr.: Yeah, but JYP isn’t here to watch, right?

JB: Junior…

Jr.: You can’t threaten me anymore, hyung, this gets too funny to be scared of such empty threat.

So, yeah, the trouble Jaebum faces now is simply annoying; GOT7 group chat is so nosy. Jackson claims he’s fond to another color, and everyone is too excited to guess—only they’re not. They are enjoying teasing the blind Wang about this so-called-beautiful-color.

Bambam: How many times do I need to tell you, hyung, it’s pink

Yugyeom: PINK

Youngjae: PINK is okay. It’s lovely, hyung.

Jackson: IT’S NOT PINK, OKAY?! I F—ING KNOW HOW PINK LOOKS LIKE! AND I DON’T LIKE PINK!

Yugyeom: WHOAH CAPSLOCK! COOL HYUNG

Yugyeom: AND IT’S DEFINITELY PINK

Bambam: RIGHT???????!

Mark: what’s with capslock? I feel like being yelled by younger people

Jackson: sorry, Mark, don’t blame me

Jackson: THEY STARTED IT FIRST

Jr.: Jackson…

Jackson: THEY STARTED IT FIRST right, I need JB hyung to be on my side

Jackson: LEADER HYUNGGGG

Jaebum massages his temple, tired. He can’t even turn off his phone and ignores all the ruckus if he doesn’t want Jackson to start banging his door and interrupt his… solo time. He really needs it, okay?

Jackson is an open book, at least for Jaebum and Jinyoung. He’s a little child. Few days ago, he also suddenly announced how he thought ‘purple is the color of beauty, it sends off a vibrant color in this dull life’ and got everyone crease their forehead and ask him if he had a concussion. He’s sulking for a while before started going crazy with everything goes alright with purple, even telling Jaebum to buy a purple car next time he wants to buy a car. Jackson also muttered something about their boring dorm with usual utensil, saying along like guess if we have purple cups living in this place wouldn’t b