Dara’s POV   Tell me I am a crazy agasshi. Stupid, crazy, stupid agasshi.   And please tell my best friend Park Bom that she is crazier, stupider and a criminal. How can she let her best friend who she treasures the most go home with a stranger?! I am still cringing until now thinking of how a sell-out she is.   Flashback 30 minutes ago...   My phone was ringing and I sighed in relief knowing that it was Bom.   ‘Ajusshi, my best friend knows where I am and if you make one funny move, you’re dead meat and your face will be all-over national TV tomorrow.’ I warned this man claiming he is G Dragon. ‘Yoboseyo?'   ‘Tss. But my face is always on TV now...’ I heard him say but it was drowned by my best friend’s voice.   ‘YAH DARONG WHERE ARE YOU?! GWENCHANA?!'   ‘Bom, I-'   'OMO I AM ON MY WAY TO GET YOU.'   ‘Calm down Bom, I’m still-'   'DO YOU NEED AN AMBULANCE?!'   ‘No, I’m fine---'   'SHOULD I CALL THE MAFIA TO GET GOONS?!'   ‘YAHHHHH!'   ‘Aisshttt. Lower your voice!’ the man said.   ‘YAHHHH! Calm down and let me speak!’ I said shout-whispering.   ‘OMO! Why are you whispering? Are you hiding?’ Bom also said in a whisper.   ‘No, but I might be if our neighbors call on the police.’ I gritted. Ugh, why did we end up in this situation?!   ‘What are you---.’ Bom started to say but I beat her to it.   ‘Yah let me finish first!!!’   ‘Okay, okay. You had me in a panic. Mianhe!'   ‘Whew. Okay. I’m still okay. I think. It’s just that there’s this ajusshi--'   ‘Yah, yah! I’m not an ajusshi. I’m an oppa!’ the man insisted but I ignored him.   ‘Who has been following me and he said that he is g... g.. gdrgn.’ I am cringing just saying out that preposterous statement.   ‘Who? What’s his name?’ Bom asked.   ‘I said his name is g..gdrgn’. God, my toes are curling saying his name.   ‘Yah, Dara! Are you kidding me? Why are you blurring out his name?!’ Bom said in an almost annoyed voice. I would be annoyed as well if I was her. In fact, this whole situation is annoyingly long already, I decided to end it just so I can go home and get my good night sleep.   ‘Fine. He said he is G Dragon of Bigbang.'   ‘What the...’ Bom said and then she short-circuited.   Bom had me give my phone to the ajusshi and they had a brief FaceTime to see the ajusshi’s face which turned out really brief because my good friend exploded like a firework maybe upon seeing his face. It’s a miracle the cab driver didn’t just drop her off the Han River. I mean, I would do that if it was me.   So here we are, in our teeny weeny apartment with Bom scuffling here and there to make the "most famous man in South Korea" comfortable. While I am face palming (as if I need it) getting second thir