the annyeongz drabbles and oneshots book no one asked for

앨리스 (Alice) - Tae Yi doesn't like Do Yeon. So she says.

Kung saan si Angel Gabriel (Seulgi)  ay kailangang matupad ang huling mission na ibibigay sa kaniya ng langit para mapunta siya doon, Anong problema? Well...... Si Irene Bae, siya ang problema.   Si Irene Bae ay ang nag iisang maldita na artista, kulang na lang ay pati pag hinga mo kontrahin na niya, walang maka-kontra sa ugali niya kasi takot sila na baka pati kaluluwa nila bilhin ni Irene   2nd fic aack! Inspired by the K-Drama Angel's Last

 “You’re not in love, are you?”

Kyungsoo and Minseok find a new hobby for when they're at parties.

After EXO and the Kyurangers worked together to defeat Jark Matter on EXO Planet, it's time for a well-deserved celebration.

It's all fun and games until Yena calls Minjoo for help. Because apparently, Hitomi is drunk as hell and they need to get her out of there. What Minjoo didn't know, there was a reason why the peach is on her chaotic state. 

Jungkook doesn't like Taehyung. Doesn't hate him either, but certainly doesn't like him. So what if they have routines and competitions and deep conversations and always get paired together on group outings and compliment each other all the time and the rest of the office have bets on their relationship? Jeon Jungkook does not like Kim Taehyung. Besides - he'd make a better manager anyway! It doesn't matter that Taehyung's smart, funny, handsome, wears a suit like it

Where Wendy wakes up as a member of a top girl group that is not Red Velvet.

America has the Avengers, space has the Guardians of the Galaxy, and Korea? The Fantastic Four. _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

After years of working as a successful stuntman, Hyukjae is finally cast in his first real acting role, and he’s thrilled.  The project is a low budget post-apocalyptic zombie series that’s guaranteed to flop, until Donghae, a popular Hallyu movie star, unexpectedly joins the cast.  Against all odds, the show becomes a hit, and Hyukjae’s popularity skyrockets.  He thinks he ow

Two out of three Japanese royalties are sick of acting ‘posh and privileged’, thus they’ve somehow convinced their families into letting them join a normal school with the excuse ‘to experience the life of a commoner’... Oh and the last one's forced to join them just in case her friends get themselves killed by their stupid

Yongsun insisted that they should plan a birthday surprise for Wheein.  

Yesung is rock ballad singer who sings at small gigs. Kyuhyun is an underground rapper/gangster who just moved in next door. What happens when the shy rock singer finds the new neighbor cute?

Where in Roseanne found a message in a bottle by the Han river.

Minjoo and Hitomi swear they are just a pair of best friends.

Tzuyu spares no mercy when it comes to roasting her members... well, except towards her.

“Hello, thank you for calling SM Electronics customer service! How may I help you today?” “...” “Hello?” “Yeah...Can I get your number?”   Where Irene is a customer service phone rep and Seulgi is a hotshot casting director.   Alternatively: I want your body, you want my voice, but neither of us can recognize each other.

There’s a few faces he can pick out, people that he’d spoken to briefly back at auditions, but Jungkook knows that in all reality: he’s alone. That’s okay though. He’s not here to make friends, and he knows he’s got what it takes to win this season of Korea’s AdeptChef

In case you are wondering why the title is so long, it's something common in many Japanese light novels and manga because it summarize the main idea of the story.  

Socialising is never a good choice, especially with your friends. This story was written for exohome4u fest with a self prompt based on ticket#127.

"𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍 [𝐘/𝐍], 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐘𝐎 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎 𝐀𝐒𝐒 '𝐂𝐔𝐙 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓? 𝐖𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐘" 𝐒𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐨𝐤. "𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡! 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭!"            𝙰𝚕𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐_𝚅𝚎𝚗𝚞𝚜 2021

I'm not the jealous type, but what's mine is mine. End of story. •   •   •        

The ordinary life of Taeyong and his extraordinary mermaid boyfriend.

What happens when you throw a beautiful but soft-hearted gold digger into a bank vault with a naive and romantic heiress? Cupidity. Except while all Irene wants is Seulgi's money, Seulgi wants Irene's heart.   "No, it has nothing to do with Cupid!"

Kang Seulgi had always been a troublemaker and although she brings forth nothing but mischief and chaos in the hallways of SM High, she was also artistic and intelligent. After being sent countless times in detention by the principal he's had it and decided to send Seulgi's punishment at the hands of the vice president of their school's student council. At the same day she meets a mysterious girl at the old student council room.  

A typical school love story where Chaewon, your typical architectural student, are in-love with ENOZI's popular cheerleader sweetheart, Hitomi. At first, Chaewon thought Hitomi is just way too out of her reach; until she fainted in front of her where everything rapidly changes.

Beware. It's a trap. A total garbage of puns not intended to be seen. Advance warning. Some are made in Flipino/Tagalog and is corny as F. My worst creation ever recorded through history. Might cause confusion and distress. Read at own risk.

OT4 get together to plot how to get Yerin and Yuju to confess to each other. Will they succeed?

A japanese girl, Kari, was born in a human world. However, at the age of twelve, she was "teleported" to another world. She was suddenly cherished and "worshipped" by the people in the other world, the world where humans called that, "The World Of Magic", which is were all Eberron, also same as half-elf and half-human, have powers. Slowly, she chance upon the truth that could put the whole world in danger, and that changed her destiny and fate. Is Kanao a person... she really is...?

They were not allowed to meet, but fate has other plans.

A series of crack one-shots that are inspired by incorrect quotes (creds. to all those tumblrs out there)