TaeJin + YoonJin // Treasure

title, treasure ;

> pairing: taejin and yoonjin sort of kinda idk CRIES
> genre: fluff kinda ; complete crack you have been warned demonic s be warned if you are not comfortable with it
> word count: 323w
> prompt: there's literally no prompt here idek how this topic came up in my chat but it did and now this crack exists IM SO SORRY FOR LETTING IT GO FROM 4 SENTENCES OF TALKING TO A TINY DRABBLE dear rey if you ever find this lmfao im so not sorry SUFFER

"I have finally learned what the legendary treasure is-"

"My "

"It is the spirit of a demon!-"

"MY "

"Please help me before it's too late!-"

"REY LIKES DEMOCRATIC S"

“Taehyung, what are you doing?”

Taehyung jumped up at the sound of a distressed voice behind him, recognizing it as Jin’s soothing but commanding voice. “N-nothing! Nope! Nothing at all!”

“I know you’re lying, Taehyung. I’ve known you for 5 years now,” Jin responded. He walked up to Taehyung who was sitting in front of Jin’s laptop, trying to hide whatever he had done.

Jin looked over Taehyung’s frantic arm flails and saw a sent email.

“…Taehyung, did you… reply to one of my emails again?”

Taehyung turned bright red and whipped his head around to turn at Jin, accidentally crashing into his chest. “H-hyung! I promise it wasn’t anything weird!”

“Taehyung, talking about your being a demon’s spirit is definitely weird.”

“…”

“Love you, hyung!”

Cue Taehyung dashing out of the room red-faced and Jin sputtering at his laptop.

“So you’re telling me Taehyung sent one of your made up treasure hunters an email about his nonexistent demonic ?”

Jin cringed at the crudeness of Yoongi’s words. “I don’t even know how he got onto my laptop! I’m pretty sure I had a password on it. I spent so long thinking of one! How did he know?”

“Hyung, I hate to break it to you, but your name and birthday is literally the easiest password ever,” Yoongi scoffed and let out a cackle at Jin’s poor attempt of a password.

Jin fumed for a few minutes and then glared at Yoongi from behind him. “You aren’t eating tonight, Mr. know it all.”

Yoongi’s eyes widened more than it should have been possible which led to Jin almost forgiving him for the rarity in seeing shocked Yoongi. “But hyung, I was only pointing out your crappy password skills!”

"..."

“Min Yoongi! That’s it! I’m never rooming with you again!”

“HYUNG!”

a/n; so sorry for not updating this in like 2 weeks idk im just so lazy and it does say in the fic desc infrequently updated so lmao sorry not sorry hope you didn't enjoy whatever this crack is lmfao