March, 2007.

Crazzzzzy Audition: Dork Duo version

“Omo! Omo! Why is my heart beating so fast?”

“Is it because I’m nervous?”                                

“No. No. Why would I be nervous?”

“I don’t know too...”

“I’m Princess Bae! The beautiful and talented Bae Suzy! Oh~ and the daughter of Queen and King Bae too!”

“Yes! Yes! I can do it!”

“But… why is my heart beating so fast still?”

“Ah! I think I’m going crazzzzzy! I’m talking to myself again~”

Suzy rolled and rolled in her bed for about three hours now. She has been talking to herself for about three hours too. She can’t stay still even though she wants to.

Her heart keeps on beating faster than its normal because of her upcoming audition to Seoul’s Under 18 Singing Chorale. She preparing for this for almost three months and even though her voice coach, her very own Momo, already told her that she’s good to go for tomorrow, she can’t help to feel whatever she’s feeling now.

“Ok. Hearty Heart, can you please slow down your beating? Not that I want you to stop beating, no. Just, just slow down a little bit?”

She keeps her hand on her chest and taps it on a slow rhythm; humming it with a simple tone to ease down its heart’s beating.

“Hearty Heart, I can feel what you feel though I don’t understand it. Are you nervous about tomorrow? But we prepared three months for it already! Are you scared about the judges and the people who will watch? But… we always sing during flag ceremonies!”

Just then, her heat starts to beat a little faster again.

“Omo! Did I stress you out again? I’m sorry Hearty Heart~ please, calm down again. Come on. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale…”

Suzy stood up while tapping her heart still.

She walks around her room while inhaling deeply and exhaling slowly with a big ‘HAH’ in the end. Her ‘HAH’ gets louder and louder with every breathing she does. Suddenly, her phone beeped.

Subject: Godzilla breathing!!

I’m making OUR (emphasis on OUR) assignment.

I’d appreciate if you try to breathe normally.

Solely making the assignment instead of partnership,

Kim Jongin

P.S. What are you doing by the way?

Subject: Re: Godzilla Breathing!!

Excuse me but I’m not breathing like Godzilla! I’m trying to help Hearty Heart to calm down since its beating faster than it normally does. Do you know Hearty Heart’s problem? It’s been like this since earlier TT

Beautiful Princess Bae,

BAE SUZZZZZY

Subject: Hearty Heart

What’s wrong with Hearty Heart? Did the two of you fight again? You know that Hearty Heart is 1000000000000000000x more sensitive than Z! (I AM NOT EXAGGERATING)

Already told you,

Kim Jongin

Subject: Re: Hearty Heart

I know, I know and I was being very very much extra careful with it (I AM NOT EXAGGERATING TOO) but its been like this since morning. I am worried about Hearty Heart. I can feel what it feels but I don’t know what is it. Omo! Jonginie~~ What am I gonna do?

Very very little stressed but still beautiful,

BAE SUZZZZZY

Subject: Re: Re: Hearty Heart

Tell Hearty Heart to calm down a little. Sing its favorite song, it always works right?

Hearty Heart’s personal adviser,

Kim Jongin

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Hearty Heart

Yes! Yes! Omo~ omo~ you remembered! You are really my Heart Heart’s adviser!!

But why is that though? Its my Hearty Heart but you know it mpre than me TT I’ll sing its lullaby now! Don’t listen or you may fall asleep and not finished our partner assignment that you are doing individually because you lose in our bet earlier (FYI, I PLAYED FAIR!)