Man, You're...

Description

After a massive interplanetary incident, three clueless aliens found themselves stranded on Terra-N4, or as we like to call it: Earth. With no means of contacting or traveling back to their home planet, anthropologist V, captain RM, and medic JN decided to turn for help to a similarly clueless Hoseok, a farmhand who just happened to be in the right place at the wrongest time possible.

Watch as they struggle to hide their identities from the rest of the farm's residents, especially the overly observant stable boy, the token occultist carpenter apprentice, and the vain young heir whose sole purpose in life is to not believe in aliens. So, that should be easy.

On top of all that, when it seemed that being thankful for breathable air was not enough, our three aliens then learned of their allergic reaction to one of the most common compound in this planet, urea.

Nice choice landing on a farm, captain.

 

 

●●● the characters

 

            

 

 

Foreword

Title: Man, You're
Genre: Comedy, Friendship, Sci-fi
Rating: PG


Author Notes:

I hope this is RIGHT on time for BTS' comeback. I think I got a green light from the universe to write this story after I saw their first set of teaser pictures and it was PERFECT for this farm/alien AU. 

Special thanks to Yoo (-nihil) for being someone who's been willing to listen (or read) to me babbling about the plot (also provided some amazingly cute ideas to be implemented later on). 

 

Credit:

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Disclaimer:

I am just borrowing the images of who I think BTS members are. Any discrepancies that may arise from this story should not be associated with any real person(s). Should you find my plot line similar to any existing ideas, it was (unless specified) not done on purpose. 

 

 

~~ HAPPY READING ~~

 

 

 

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SungrinBF
#1
Chapter 2: OMFG XD I HAVE EXAMS BUT I AM READING THIS X) This is so funny! Someonr call a hollywood director and make this a family comedy series and BTS as the retarded characters ASAP XD

P.S. Are you high while writing this xD
BaraBaraBap
#2
Chapter 2: OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING!!!! SO COOL OMG *A* PLEASE UPDATE SOON <3 ( can Hoseok be the bottom please? )
nihil_
#3
Chapter 2: Cliffhanger! Man, that last line ominously reminds me of RL Stein's Goosebumps or something similar.
This chapter was so vivid and idk why but I think it would look really good as a pixar/dreamworks/disney 3d film cause the way you describe hoseok esp in the beginning gave me a comical-looking mental image xD; AND THE LIGHTSS
ok so I'm betting that dry hay had some urea I MEAN, there are horses in that place (and god knows where they pee)
overall great chapter! /it could use a bit of proofreading though ehehe /slapped
nihil_
#4
Chapter 1: Mmmmm puns and comparisons omg
I'm pretty sure my favorite parts are when you described everything that happened and spewed metaphors left and right
v is the most competent of the aliens, I'm calling it right now
kwon_jae-mi_
#5
Chapter 2: Totally forgive ya. No worries, you're only human.. are you?
Btw just wonderin if you hv other pairings in mind for this fic besides vhope?
stharamal100 #6
Chapter 2: *gasps* omgomgomgomgomg this update! waaaaaah, your writing did not fail to disappoint! Hwaiting author-nim! <3<3