Movies
Teal“oh, you don’t want to watch this,” Eunsook said, reaching for the tv remote.
“Why not?” Key asked, glancing over at her as she aimed the remote at the tv.
“It’s a vampire movie.” She said, her gaze not leaving the tv.
Key reached out to push her arm down. “Oh leave it!” He said with a grin. “I love vampire movies! They always get everything wrong!” He laughed. “Please?”
She sighed and with a roll of her eyes, dropped the remote onto the armrest and flopped backwards to get comfortable.
Forty minutes into the movie and Key was still laughing from a scene that had occurred five minutes before-the vampire lead had healed a wound his human lover had by it.
Eunsook groaned. “Will you at least tell me why that’s so funny?”
“It’s stupid! It doesn't’t make any sense. Like, are our tongues magic? Or like, magic spit? how the hell does that work? That would be so annoying, you bite someone to get some food and it starts trying to heal around your fangs, or you pull away for a second and go back for seconds and you gotta bite ‘em again. What a nuisance.”
He snorted again and focused his attention back on the movie. “Humans have the craziest ideas, I swear. I don’t believe i was ever that stupid as a human,” Another laughing fit began as the onscreen vampire recoiled at the presence of garlic. “This is an old one, but, being destroyed by food is always funny to me,”
Eunsook rolled her eyes and glanced at the clock. She had two more hours of Key’s raucous laughter and snide remarks to make it through.
She wasn’t sure she’d survive.
the end
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note: i feel like it's worth mentioning, i don't think the garlic/healing saliva stuff is automatically stupid. i say this because i don't want anyone else who has written vampire aus to feel stupid if they used that in their story. maybe they wouldn't care, but idk. /shrug
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