#CRACK #HUMOR #mild FOR Y'ALL   warning: a long long chapter ahead..       *1*       WINNER'S CHATROOM       KangOmma: Hey? Have you noticed?   HugeBoyMino: What?   HiphopBabyAru: What?   NamtheGreat: Are we doing this again?   KangOmma: Yah- Taehyun-ah can you stop being a for even just a second?   NamtheGreat: No.   KangOmma: -__-            Listen to me then.           Have you noticed Jinwoo-hyung?   HugeBoyMino: Did he just have a new--- ahm haircut?   HiphopBabyAru: You can do better that...   HugeBoyMino: Sorry   KangOmma: Yah!! You two stop playing around!!           Anyway, there's something different about Jinwoo-hyung...   HugeBoyMino:  Like what?   KangOmma: Well, I'm just observing            And I noticed that Jinwoo-hyung seemed to be out of his mind lately.           He's been spacing out all the time...   HiphopBabyAru: Sounds like the typical Jinwoo-hyung to me..   HugeBoyMino: Yass   KangOmma: But this is different!!               He does it frequently this time...   NamtheGreat: Seungyoon-hyung and his analytical skills...                You're just overanalyzing things...                 KangOmma: No I can't be wrong...           I know Jinwoo-hyung more than all of you           If you don't believe me, well, here's more...           He's been spraying his cologne every second...           He always brush his teeth from time to time...           He's always checking out himself in front of the mirror...   NamtheGreat: Yes, yes...   HugeBoyMino: Because he's handsome, of course...   HiphopBabyAru: If I were Jinwoo-hyung, i'll be plastering a mirror on my headboard..           So that I could see my handsomeness from time to time...           And of course, he'll brush his teeth, he's pretty hygienic..   NamtheGreat: In short, he's not like you Seungyoon-hyung...   KangOmma: You're quite aware that I'm only one door away from you, you punk?   NamtheGreat: So?           You'll not do it, you can't hit me..   KangOmma: And how can you say that?   NamtheGreat: Coz you love me so much...   HiphopBabyAru: KANGNAM! KANGNAM!   KangOmma: Is that supposed to irritate me? -__-   HugeBoyMino: Oh no, Taehyun-ah? Why?               Why are you choosing Seungyoon over me? /3   HiphopBabyAru: Minoyah~~ <3 your hyung is here, we're a match right?   HugeBoyMino: Hoonie-hyung~~   HiphopBabyAru: Minoyah~~   NamtheGreat:: You ers it's seriously disgusting...   KangOmma: Stop it will you?            So, you don't believe me that Jinwoo-hyung changed so much?           this time...I HAVE A CONCRETE PROOF!!   HugeBoyMino: Proof?    HiphopBabyAru: What proof?   KangOmma: Well, when nobody's home except me, i secretly looked inside his closet...   NamtheGreat: What a creep...   HiphopBabyAru: Seungyoonie is Jinwoo-hyung's sasaeng don't you know that?   KangOmma: YAH! LISTEN TO ME FIRST!!           I DID THAT TO INVESTIGATE!!           As a leader, I need to take care of my members           Back to the topic--           So, i secretly looked inside his closet..           AND THERE'S NO. SINGLE. GRAY. HOODIES.   HugeBoyMino: WHAT?!   HiphopBabyAru: WHAT?!   NamtheGreat: WHAT?!   HiphopBabyAru: Taehyun-ah?   NamtheGreat: What? This is so shocking i can't help myself           So, Seungyoon-hyung, are you suggesting that            Jinwoo-hyung's fashion sense has improve?   KangOmma: YES   NamtheGreat:  HEOL...   KangOmma:  No disgusting printed polo shirts either..           That's not all, all of his clothes looked high fashion...   HugeBoyMino: What's happening to this world?...   HiphopBabyAru: Menboong...   HugeBoyMino: Oh my god, where's the real Jinwoo-hyung?!           Maybe he's been abducted by aliens?           Crap... we need to devise a plan!   KangOmma: We need to find the real hyung!!         MatDeer logged in.         MatDeer: Hey, guys.. I'm here~~~   HugeBoyMino: Show us the real Jinwoo-hyung!!   KangOmma: Where did you hide our Jinwoo-hyung?!   MatDeer: What? What's happening here?           Taehyun-ah?           You're the only sane member here right?           Tell me what's happening?! TT TT   NamtheGreat: I can't believe that I'm saying this right now but           Release Jinwoo-hyung!!           Or else, I'll hit you where it hurt the most!   MatDeer: Wait, what?           What are you saying? I'm Kim Jinwoo, your hyung!           I'm real!   HugeBoyMino: You're real, huh?           Then, how can you explain this?   KangOmma: Why are you spacing out from time to time?   MatDeer: Well, I'm always spacing out..   NamtheGreat: Yeah right? Then why are you looking in the mirror more often..   HugeBoyMino: And brush your teeth?   KangOmma: Yes, why do you brush your teeth?   HiphopBabyAru: Why do we brush our teeth, it's life's biggest question...   MatDeer: What? Brush my teeth? Are you seriously asking me that?   KangOmma: We never been serious before, Alien-ah...          Okay, if you can't answer that, then answer this, the MOST important question of all           WHERE ARE YOUR PRECIOUS GRAY HOODIE?   HugeBoyMino: YES WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR HOODIES?   NamtheGreat: AND WHY ARE YOUR CLOSET FILLED WITH HIGH FASHIONED CLOTHES?!!   KangOmma: ANSWER US!! NOW!!           JINWOO-HYUNG!   NamtheGreat: Jinwoo-hyung?!   HugeBoyMino: Omo, the alien ran away!!           Jinwoo-hyung!!!!!       MatDeer: Seriously guys, I'm here. -__-           I just can't with your reactions           I have to laugh for a minute           What's happening to all of you?   HugeBoyMino: You seemed different hyung...           We're just worried..   MatDeer: There's nothing to worry about..           I'm just-- you know?   KangOmma: What? We don't know---   MatDeer: Haven't Seunghoon told you?   KangOmma: Seunghoon-hyung?   HugeBoyMino: Hoonie-hyung?   NamtheGreat: This .   HiphopBabyAru: Hey, hey you haven't ask..           Y'all just continue to assume..   NamtheGreat: Well, just say it, or else--   HiphopBabyAru: Alright, alright...           But keep this as a secret..           Jinwoo-hyung...           is already DATING!! <3 <3   HugeBoyMino: What?!   NamtheGreat: Omo!   KangOmma: Oh is it what I think it is?   MatDeer: I guess?   HugeBoyMino: WHOA, YOU DID IT? JINWOO-HYUNG? WITH CHAERIN-NOONA?   NamtheGreat: Is it with Chaerin-Noona?   MatDeer: Uhm, yes...   HugeBoyMino: Woah... I'm envious!! Since when?   MatDeer: Well, it's been three weeks already. kkkk   KangOmma: Daebak..           And you changed a lot, your style too..   MatDeer: Well, Chaerin-ah just recommended those clothes..           And about my gray hoodie, I gave it to her           She's kinda fascinated with it too..   KangOmma: As expected of having a fashion icon as a girlfriend...           But wait, you say she's fascinated with your gray hoodies?   HiphopBabyAru: Girlfriends always like to have at least one piece of clothing from their boyfriends           It's not that weird..           btw.. congratulations hyung...           i hope you're happy :D   MatDeer: Thanks ^^           I am <3   HugeBoyMino: I'm lonely. I want to date too...   KangOmma: Do you want to have troubles with Sajangnim?   HugeBoyMino: To think of it, I still have Seunghoon-hyung...           I'm more than happy :)   HiphopBabyAru: Omo..pls Song Minho..           You think we're clueless?           Stop using my name...   HugeBoyMino: What are you saying hyung?   HiphopBabyAru: Yah, stop acting..           You think we don't know?           That you dated Bae Joohyun twice?   MatDeer: Heol, how come I did not know that?   HiphopBabyAru: You're too busy with your girlfriend hyung...   HugeBoyMino: YAH! It's not my decision!!           I've been set up by that evil maknae and his little girlfriend...   KangOmma: But twice?   HugeBoyMino: Don't start with me Kang Seungyoon!           I can't even stand being with that girl...   NamtheGreat: Oh really?           But you dated her twice..           I know your dumb, but you're not a masochist to date a girl you don't like twice..           or maybe you're just saying that as an excuse?   HugeBoyMino: You punk! you know my ideal type.