Epilogue!

Mission 101: Kidnap Min Yoongi

THANK YOU SO MUCH Y'ALL I LOVE YOU and since some of you requested for an epilogue, here it is! I hope you like it! sorry for taking too longT^T i wrote this for a while now but had no time to publish it(i haven't even proofread it at all) THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN FOR THE LOVELY COMMENTS AND TO THOSE WHO SUPPORTED TILL THE END /kiss kiss kiss/


 

 ~Jungkook~

 

"Kookie, where are we going?" The love of my life asks, his smol hand wrapped around my pinkie. We're in my car, on our way to blow every tiny toenail's tiny heads. "To Jin hyung's family café, babe"

"Oh, I see. What will we do there?" I lowered his scarf a bit because it's covering almost half of his beautiful face. "Celebrate our second day" He puckered his lips cutely and it's so hard to be in my position now. It's so hard to control yourself when in front of you is a beautiful person with cherry lips. And your favorite berry is cherry(cherry is a berry.... right?)

"Aish. Please refrain from doing that" He looked up at me with his tempting lips and sparkling eyes. "Wot?" He asks, lips still puckered. "Thaaaaaaat" I circled around his lips with my finger. "Oh. Sorry" He covered his mouth with his hand, "why?"

"Imightdosomeratedmthings" I mumbled. "What?" He giggled. Why must he giggle so cutely. Give me strength, ancestors. I pulled his head on my chest and patted his head. "Nothing, my precious smol child. I love you" I heard him laugh, "I love you, too"

After that, everything became black.


 

"Young Master, we're here" I groaned as I opened my eyes. "Five more minutes" I covered my eyes with my arm and buried my face on my pillow. Why does my pillow smell so damn good? "Kookie, wake up" I opened my eyes and holy mother of Raphael. I'm sleeping on Yoongi's lap. Yoongi's million dollar worth thighs. How ing lucky am I. "Why do you always faint when I say that I love you?"

"I fainted?" He hummed and began playing with my hair. His hands feel like heaven. I can feel angels welcoming me as Yoongi caressed my face. "Jeon Jungkooooooook!"

"GO AWAY, DEMON"

"What are you talking about. It's just me, Ji--" They all gasped. "Good morning Hoseok ssi, Jimin ssi, Seokjin--" They dragged me out of Yoongi's warmth and out of the car. "Hey! What's the big deal!"

"Why is Yoongi baby with you?" Hoseok hyung asked so I slapped him because how dare he call my baby his baby. "It's because we're officially," I got up and grabbed Yoongi's hand, "A couple" They screamed in unison.

"Y-yoongi, it's not true, r-right?"

"Where's the rope"

"I'll wake up from this nightmare soon"

"Hey, good news, I have your swiss knife. I might as well use it on you"

"Relationships doesn't last. Yoongi will be mine. I repeat, Yoongi will be mine"

"Please don't fight. Kookie and I are really together. I liked him ever since I saw him playing piano" Yoongi shyly stepped out the car and snuggled on my side. I feel like I'm the luckiest person to ever exist. "He even calls him Kookie now" Taehyung wailed and hugs Hoseok hyung who hugs him back. The other frogs joined them as they cried together. "Why didn't I listen to my mom when she said I have to take piano lessons? Why?"

"Oh no, please don't cry" I looked at Yoongi biting his thumb, "Kookie, do something" He looks at me with those wide adorable eyes. Good Lord, what did I do in my past life to deserve him? I sighed. "What can I do?"

"Comfort them?" An actual angel. "Okay, but first kiss my cheek" I crouched down to his level and offered my cheek. "Why?" I can feel goosebumps rising at the back of my neck as his breath hits my cheek. His breath smells like rainbows and happiness. "So I can be energized! Please?" He giggled. ing giggled so sweetly that I can taste candy in my mouth. Yoongi pressed his soft lips on my cheek. I've never been so alive.

"H-he's kissing him now! Oh, let's die!"

After he pulled away, my knees are starting to feel like jelly. Yoongi patted my cheek, "Go, Kookie" I really don't want to but I want to show Yoongi that I'm a good friend. I draped my arms over them and pinched whoever's flesh I just grabbed.


"Listen up, losers. If you still want to see tomorrow's daylight, man up and stop crying before I, with my bare hands, return your tears to your sockets or I'll just grab a sponge, soaked with dishwashing liquid, and use it instead. Your choice. And if you ever make a move on Yoongi, I can guarantee you that you won't have s or fingers tomorrow. Don't test me, hyungs. Y'all know what I can do" I retracted my arms from the hug.


"Wow! Haha! Why am I crying! Haha! Everything is so funny! Hahaha! I'm happy!" Hoseok hyung was the first to break away from their circle of sorrow. "Yeah! Me too! Phew! I guess my eyes are just sweating because there are a looooot of customers and I'm super tired!" Jin hyung grinned as his nostrils flared.


"Ya know, team,  reallyI don't like Yoongi anymore! I'll just focus on my real skill now, which is hiding my feelings! That's so great, right!" Jimin laughed as more tears flowed out of his eyes. Taehyung and Namjoon hyung were just hugging. "Are they fine now, Kookie?" I pinched Yoongi's cheek gently before answering him.


"Of course they are, honeybun" All of the oxygen knocked out of my lungs as he grinned. Everything he does makes my heart flutter so much that I think I'll die of cardiac arrest. This is such an unhealthy relationship. He then hugged me.


ALERT ALERT. KEEP JUNGKOOK JUNIOR DOWN. KEEP HIM CALM. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I REPEAT KEEP JUNGKOOK JUNIOR DOWN.


"You're the best, Koo-- Oh no, are you crying?" I promised myself I wouldn't cry(like ever) but who wouldn't when you have the most beautiful being in your life? "I-I'm not crying. Something just went in my eye" I wiped any evidence of tears before covering my right eye. "Lean down a bit so I can take care of it" When I did, he cupped my cheeks and blew onto my eye. I can't keep calm, holy , especially Jungkook Junior. YOONGI IS TOO CLOSE AND I MIGHT FAINT. I want to cry again. He looks so ethereal.


"Is it better?" He asks. I can just lean in kiss him but I know better than that. "Yes, but my other eye has something, too" I pouted. Note, I have never ever ever pouted in my life before this. After he's done, he brushed my fringe away from my face before planting a kiss to my forehead with those magical lips. I'm energized. I swear I won't wash my face for three months. "Young Master, your friends fainted. What will I do with them?"


"I don't know, Wilfred, just dump their bodies in the ocean, I guess?" I'm too drunk from staring at Yoongi's face this close that I can't even control my mouth. "Kookie! Don't be a meanie" Yoongi pouted cutely at me with a frown. He's like a puppy. Help me, mom. "Oh, right, okay then. Remove their clothes first before throwing them in the ocean" I received the very first pinch on my side from Yoongi. It hurts, soooo much. But still heavenly. Everything is heavenly with him(heart eyes emoji motherers)


 

"Jungkook wins at life"


"I know, right"


"Doesn't he always"


"True"


"But I wish he could've untied us from this tree. It's getting kinda dark"

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kfeels #1
Chapter 11: I laughed so hard everytime jungkook fainted.
Siskatiska
#2
Chapter 11: This is funny
EmptyTinkerbell
#3
Chapter 11: Oh my gosh!!! Pfffhahahaha. Kookie tied them to a tree? XD I can't XDD
This story was gold! It was so funny and I still can't stop smiling >u< Thanks for making me laugh so much! I had a lot of fun while reading this story~! <3
EmptyTinkerbell
#4
Chapter 10: Ow, I'm a big Yoonmin shipper! But SugaKookie is, well, sweet (pun intended) as well? What about other boys though!? Ahh, I need to read the epilogue ASAP!!!
EmptyTinkerbell
#5
Chapter 8: I wonder if Yoongi is on a date with someone. Maybe he just eats a lot? No? Okay haha But Jungkook is seriously scary. The girls were more scary though. Marriage certificate? A strand of her? What the hell, girls? XD Kookie's heart and soul is already taken by Min Yoongi~! :3
EmptyTinkerbell
#6
Chapter 7: Someone take back the swiss knife from Jungkook! Why does he even still have it? XD But I guess that Kookie would be as dangerous without a knife >.< Pls someone save Namjoon hahhaha
EmptyTinkerbell
#7
Chapter 6: Lmao, Hoseok, Seokjin, and Jungkook didn't act weird, NOT AT ALL! XD Hopefully, they didn't freak Yoongi out too much - just the contrary, I hope he appreciated their compliments! But I wish the boys would stop fighting over Yoongi so much, sharing is caring, right? :D
EmptyTinkerbell
#8
Chapter 5: Wow, the boys are seriously whipped with Yoongi XD It's so funny to see all of them trying to impress Yoongi so much haha It's also kinda cute tho :D
EmptyTinkerbell
#9
Chapter 4: The boys are so violent and curse so much O.O Typical boys >.< I'm looking forward to the breakfast! Hopefully, Yoongi will be able to survive it, and there won't be any dead birds, threatening with a knife and choking haha
EmptyTinkerbell
#10
Chapter 2: What the- hahahah Tae's hands being binoculars for all the boys was so funny! XD And then Namjoon and his no jam lmaooo I hope that the boys won't kidnap Yoongi for real. I won't be surprised if they do kidnap him though XD