SHINee Onew Facts
Babysitting SHINeeONEW👑
Leader of SHINee
Lead vocalist
Real name: Lee Jinki
Nicknames: Onew, daebak, dubu (tofu), leader, Onew Sangtae (Onew condition)
DOB: 14th dec 1989 (oldest)
Fave Colours: yellow & red
Shoe size (as of 2012): 8
Weight (as of 2008): 61kg
Height (as of 2012): 177cm
Blood type: 🅾
Eye colour: dark brown
Fave Food: Chicken🍗
•loves scaring key
•gave Taemin his 1st direct vocal lessons
•likes girls with long fingers
•in one fine day, Onew went to Krabi, Thailand
•thinks a true man shouldn't lie
•once froze at a fan meeting, telling the fan he forgot how to sign but then he remembered & signed it
#TtakbamKing!
•loves chicken🐔
•once kissed a furry, stinky goat🐐
•always has to sleep in total darkness
•pulls blanket over his head & always wakes up hot & sweaty
•he moves a lot in his sleep & often rolls into the other members' bed
•Hardest to wake up in the morning
•never looks at comments about SHINee on the internet
•once he was on his phone & just staring at it for a long time, then fell asleep. Minho grabbed Onew's phone. He was looking at a pic of dumplings!
•can impersonate Donald Duck
•according to Onew, jonghyun secretly cares about the people around him
•most precious thing is his voice
•knows how to knit
•has the phone numbers of SNSD (Girls Generation)
•self concious of his body & never goes topless
#OnewCondition
•trained the most
•likes penguins
•in Lucifer, he felt like a bad boy 😉
•to relieve stress, he sleeps
•Taemin is his bestie
TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED
Onew Condition
Contagious. If you are crashing into random things, tripping over your own feet, craving for chicken, or making lame jokes that make the atmosphere awkward, you might just have this condition. There is no cure for this condition, but it might warm your heart that you aren't the only person who is suffering from this condition.
The condition was first named when Shawols noticed that Onew kept making cute mistakes. At first they thought that it was very cute of Onew, but as time passed, they began to suspect that Onew was doing this for fanservice, and began to worry that he would hurt himself. His fellow members, Key and Jonghyun, have confirmed that this condition is real, and that Onew is not acting. Shawols have been studying this particular illness over the years and haven't found the cure for this. However, SHINee members have found that you can ease this disease by singing "Molhaedo Onew Sangtae" (which means "Whatever he does, it's Onew condition") whenever the disease occurs.
SHINee: *awkward silence*
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SHINee: "♫ Molhaedo Onew Sangtae ♪" (Whatever he does, it's Onew condition.)
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