EXO Scenario 5

EXO Scenarios & One Shots! (on hiatus)

Hey guys! Athlete here again. I hope you enjoy this scenario.

PS: Plagiarism is a crime. 

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EXO: WHEN SELLING CHOCOLATES TO FUNDRAISE

 

 Suho: Do you want to buy one?

Grandma: No thanks. *closes the door but then stopped when Suho put his hand to open it*

Suho: Please? I'll pay it for you just sign this paper to prove that you bought one. 

Grandma: I said NO!

Suho: PLEASEE! *went to his knees and beg*

Grandma: -.-

 

Xiumin: Good afternoon! Do you want to buy chocolates to help me fundraise for my school? 

Boy: No. *looks at Xiumin's baozi* But.. I want your bun.

Xiumin: *slowly hides his baozi* NO! OVER MY DEAD BODY, YOU AINT HAViNG ANYY!!

Boy: *runs away, scared out of his life*

 

D.O: Annyeong! I made this chocolates myself, do you want to buy one?

Grandpa: No sorry. 

D.O: Why not?

Grandpa: I cant have that.. I have no teeth anymore. See? *shows his teeth* 

D.O: A..ahh! See y-you ar-around! O__O 

 

Chanyeol: HELLO! DO YOU WANT T-

Boy: *closes the door*

Chanyeol: Aww! I didnt even finish what I was going to say! *pouts*

Boy: *turn off the porch light*

Chanyeol: HMPHH! *walks away stomping, tripping on a stone*

Chen:  *spat out his cola* LOL AGAIN?!!

 

Kai: Hey! Do you want to buy chocolates? 

Gull: Uh.. Idk..

Kai: Come on.. *pulls his shirt up*

D.O: KAI! PULL YOUR DAMN SHIRT DOWN!

Kai: HYUNG! WAIT- IM ALMOST DONE!

Gull: Sure! I'd buy one but can I have your number as well?

Kai: Alright, its 911. Call me. ;) 

 

Baekhyun: Ey! You want chocolates?

Grandma: Sure, how much?

Baekhyun: Its $5 each. *looks at the grandma weirdly*

Grandma: What?

Baekhyun: OMG! Your eyeliner is out of place Grannie! *fixes the eyeliner* Tss, I didnt know grannies are into eyeliners.. If only I knew.. 

 

Sehun: Hello! Do you want to buy chocolate to thuport our thool?

Girl: Pardon?

Sehun: I thaid if you want to buy chocolateth?

Girl: Huh? Come again?

Sehun: *grew furious* NEVER MIND!! 

 

Luhan: Hello there! I was wondering if you w-

Man: *whistles* Hey pretty, can I have your number?

Luhan: Im a guy..

Man: Oh... *closes the door*

 

Tao: Hi! Do you want chocolates?

Grandma: No thanks..

Tao: WHAT?! YOU NEED TO BUY ONE SO I CAN BUY THE NEXT GUCCI COLLECTION!!

Grandma: Uh.. No, Im good.

Tao: *wushu the grandma*

Grandma: AIGOO! MY BACK!!

 

Lay: Wtf is this chocolate doing in my hand? *eats the chocolates instead*

 

Kris: Hi. Do you want chocolates? *asks boredly*

Gull: Sure! Sure! I'd buy all of it! *stares at Kris dreamily*

Kris: *whispers* Tss, fatass. -__-

 

Chen: Yo! I was wondering if you wa-

Man: *closes the door and curtains*

Chen: *kicks the door* EFF U. YOU CHEAP LITTLE SHET!!

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RosieF
#1
Chapter 11: OMG.. I really like it!! ^_^
Thank you!!
It was so cute!!!
RosieF
#2
Chapter 10: Thank you and you're welcome. ^_^
I love the presents. I love Block B. ♥
I would love a one shot with Kris please. ♡