EXO Scenario 5
EXO Scenarios & One Shots! (on hiatus)Hey guys! Athlete here again. I hope you enjoy this scenario.
PS: Plagiarism is a crime.
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EXO: WHEN SELLING CHOCOLATES TO FUNDRAISE
Suho: Do you want to buy one?
Grandma: No thanks. *closes the door but then stopped when Suho put his hand to open it*
Suho: Please? I'll pay it for you just sign this paper to prove that you bought one.
Grandma: I said NO!
Suho: PLEASEE! *went to his knees and beg*
Grandma: -.-
Xiumin: Good afternoon! Do you want to buy chocolates to help me fundraise for my school?
Boy: No. *looks at Xiumin's baozi* But.. I want your bun.
Xiumin: *slowly hides his baozi* NO! OVER MY DEAD BODY, YOU AINT HAViNG ANYY!!
Boy: *runs away, scared out of his life*
D.O: Annyeong! I made this chocolates myself, do you want to buy one?
Grandpa: No sorry.
D.O: Why not?
Grandpa: I cant have that.. I have no teeth anymore. See? *shows his teeth*
D.O: A..ahh! See y-you ar-around! O__O
Chanyeol: HELLO! DO YOU WANT T-
Boy: *closes the door*
Chanyeol: Aww! I didnt even finish what I was going to say! *pouts*
Boy: *turn off the porch light*
Chanyeol: HMPHH! *walks away stomping, tripping on a stone*
Chen: *spat out his cola* LOL AGAIN?!!
Kai: Hey! Do you want to buy chocolates?
Gull: Uh.. Idk..
Kai: Come on.. *pulls his shirt up*
D.O: KAI! PULL YOUR DAMN SHIRT DOWN!
Kai: HYUNG! WAIT- IM ALMOST DONE!
Gull: Sure! I'd buy one but can I have your number as well?
Kai: Alright, its 911. Call me. ;)
Baekhyun: Ey! You want chocolates?
Grandma: Sure, how much?
Baekhyun: Its $5 each. *looks at the grandma weirdly*
Grandma: What?
Baekhyun: OMG! Your eyeliner is out of place Grannie! *fixes the eyeliner* Tss, I didnt know grannies are into eyeliners.. If only I knew..
Sehun: Hello! Do you want to buy chocolate to thuport our thool?
Girl: Pardon?
Sehun: I thaid if you want to buy chocolateth?
Girl: Huh? Come again?
Sehun: *grew furious* NEVER MIND!!
Luhan: Hello there! I was wondering if you w-
Man: *whistles* Hey pretty, can I have your number?
Luhan: Im a guy..
Man: Oh... *closes the door*
Tao: Hi! Do you want chocolates?
Grandma: No thanks..
Tao: WHAT?! YOU NEED TO BUY ONE SO I CAN BUY THE NEXT GUCCI COLLECTION!!
Grandma: Uh.. No, Im good.
Tao: *wushu the grandma*
Grandma: AIGOO! MY BACK!!
Lay: Wtf is this chocolate doing in my hand? *eats the chocolates instead*
Kris: Hi. Do you want chocolates? *asks boredly*
Gull: Sure! Sure! I'd buy all of it! *stares at Kris dreamily*
Kris: *whispers* Tss, fatass. -__-
Chen: Yo! I was wondering if you wa-
Man: *closes the door and curtains*
Chen: *kicks the door* EFF U. YOU CHEAP LITTLE SHET!!
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