"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I'm too tired to be me,"

- Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Back to the lame jokes ^^

Enjoy~

Seunghoon: Good morning

Seunghoon: why am I alone

Seunghoon: where did you all go?

Taehyun: hair salon

Mino: me and Seungyoon came back to the studio

Mino: I don't know where he is though

Seungyoon: toilet

Jinwoo: Cafeteria 

Seunghoon: you betrayers

Seungyoon: in our defense, it is 3 pm

Taehyun: what is your defense?

Seunghoon: going to bed at 10 this morning?

Mino: cause you were watching

Jinwoo: for that long?

Seunghoon: he is joking, hyung

Seungyoon: "Failure is not falling down but remaining on the spot where you fell down."

Taehyun: that is on the toilet's door

Seungyoon: I know, you

Seungyoon: I'm calming down my

Seungyoon: maybe it feels like for losing its battle against me

Taehyun: that is disgusting

Mino: and to think that I used to think Seungyoon would be so cool

Seungyoon: hey, I'm plenty cool.

Seunghoon: let's never mention this on interviews, our group will be buried

Jinwoo: It's funny. Who in the world would calm down their like this?

Seungyoon: right?

Taehyun: idiots. Idiots do that

Seungyoon: u mean idiot as in you, as in one who bought woman's underwear?

Taehyun: I thought they were for men! they even had that opening in the front

Taehyun: turned out to be fake one but how was I suppose to know?

Seungyoon: my story against your underwear story. Never mention it on tv. Deal?

Taehyun: deal

Mino: Embarrassing kids

Jinwoo: I don't think you are in a position to be calling anyone embarrassing

Mino: why? I'm the main rapper. All cool and full of swag, yo~

Seunghoon: "main rapper" what?

Taehyun: hyung, you wrote a song about a fly

Mino: and?

Seunghoon: u got startled because of your own reflection

Mino: Once. And it can happen to anyone

Taehyun: only to someone as ugly as you

Mino: I know where you live

Seungyoon: Jinwoo hyung has no right to tease anyone either

Taehyun: he is so cute

Seungyoon: saving pizza slice for our maknae? 

Jinwoo: ah, don't! I was drunk

Seunghoon: u really can't drink, hyung

Taehyun: do u know how surprised I was to slip a hand under my pillow to find a slice of cold pizza in there?

Jinwoo: the drunk me thought it was a good place to hide it for you

Taehyun: cute

Mino: didn't the slice had a bite taken out of it?

Taehyun: yeah

Jinwoo: u guys are not going to tell this to anyone, right?

Seunghoon: why not? it is cute

Jinwoo: if you do, I will tell about how Mino's can rap better than its owner

Mino: you all act like you don't fart at all

Seungyoon: it is not that we don't. It is that you fart too much, too hard

Jinwoo: we are ruined.

Taehyun: anyone up for lunch?

Jinwoo: I'm already done with mine

Taehyun: can you wait for me? I don't wanna eat alone

Jinwoo: I can but Seungyoon wants me back quickly

Taehyun: why? what do you want with hyung?

Seungyoon: I wanna feel his .

Seungyoon: I need him to record, what do you think?

Mino: I gotta go. Be back in few hours

Seunghoon: where r u going?

Mino: date 

Taehyun: where are you really going?

Mino: do you have to do this to me? can't I say I'm going on a date? do you know when was the last time I touched a girl's hand? do you?

Taehyun: okay okay. You're going on a date

Aren't we cute? ^^