"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."

- Golda Meir

Love yourself ^^

Enjoy~

Seunghoon: I look like

Seunghoon: a crap

Seunghoon: I literally look like a literal crap

Seungyoon: tell us something we don't know

Seunghoon: I mean, I look at the mirror before I go, and I look fine and I feel good

Seunghoon: and you would think that I would look like having fun in these pictures

Seunghoon: but I somehow look like as if I'm having a heart attack right after someone smashed my private with a giant hammer

Jinwoo: what pictures?

Seunghoon: almost all of the pictures that weren't released by our company

Taehyun: u have to admire their talent in making u look like a human

Mino: i swear, this kid can make the Satan cry

Jinwoo: I'm in such a good mood

Jinwoo: do u know how many people congratuled me?

Jinwoo: and I don't know most of them

Seungyoon: that is what happens when u r the "Hot Item"

Seungyoon: don't get used to it

Seungyoon: they will disappear even quicker than they came if u stop being the "Hot Item"

Seungyoon: but hyung is smart, u will see who is real and who isn't

Taehyun: I don't feel like I'm a "Hot Item" though

Seungyoon: u r not.

Seungyoon: Our group is

Seungyoon: for now

Seunghoon: but do u think that we can go until the end without ever having to take a hiatus?

Seungyoon: no

Taehyun: something will definitely happen, something happens to everyone, and those who got up after getting hit by it can cross the finish line

Seunghoon: these cannot be ur words

Taehyun: they r not

Taehyun: Youngbae hyung told me so when we were filming Winner Tv

Jinwoo: wow, u have a good memory

Taehyun: I remember everything; I just don't care about most of it, so u guys don't know

Mino: I heard that if u check the files of The Hell Hospital

Mino: u can see Satan and Medusa's signs under the Parents' Section of Taehyun's birth file

Taehyun: hey, that is rude to my mother

Mino: Auntie is a kind lady who became ur mother when Satan got scared of u and sent u to earth after just an hour of your birth

Taehyun: ... thanks

Taehyun: when was the last time u slept?

Mino: the day before I joined YG?

Taehyun: why r u not asleep?

Mino: gonna sleep now, in a minute

Seungyoon: that was good

Mino: me joining u guys? ^^

Seungyoon: no, that was a dark day for all of us

Mino: I hate you

Seungyoon: I mean the way Mino pushes down Taehyun's ego is good

Taehyun: he does it to me everyday

Seungyoon: exactly

Seungyoon: to keep us on the ground, we should do it to each other

Seungyoon: so we won't go mighty on people and hurt someone

Jinwoo: i don't want to do it to anyone

Seungyoon: well, except you ^^

Taehyun: does this mean I can insult Mino hyung now?

Mino: what the r u talking about, u say s to me all the time

Taehyun: yeah, but this one is official, u can't hit me for it

Mino: when did I ever hit u?!

Taehyun: ^^

Mino: Did you guys know that Taehyun's perfume is actually made of Satan's tears?

Taehyun: u know, I really like how u r keeping this promise u made

Taehyun: but I didn't mean it so u would talk about how mean I am all the time

Seunghoon: that was a hard night, it was painful to have Taehyun crying and begging

Taehyun: talk about that night again and I will summon Satan in ur room

Seunghoon: enough insult for today

Seungyoon: just one a day would be enough

Jinwoo: Taehyun, why r u still not back?

Taehyun: I'm in the studio

Seungyoon: the hell?

Taehyun: no, the studio,

Seungyoon: I'm in the studio!

Taehyun: I know. I'm in the other one, obviously

Seungyoon: how?

Taehyun: I ran into Seunghyun hyung while I was heading out, he said I can watch him work if I want to

Jinwoo: u r kidding?

Mino: u r ing texting with us when u r with him?! the is wrong with u?

Taehyun: don't worry, he is recording right now

Seungyoon: ing turn off your phone and learn something

Taehyun: he is a rapper, I'm a vocalist

Seungyoon: u ing kidding with me?

Seungyoon: he knows everything and everyone a lot better than you ever will

Seungyoon: do u know how many freaking years he has been working inside the industry? 

Seungyoon: u can't even imagine how much he went through, experienced and lived

Seungyoon: did u hit your head or something?!

Taehyun: relax, dude. Hyung went out to take a call, he is not recording

Taehyun: I'm not stupid

Taehyun: but it feels good to make fun of you like this

Seunghoon: how do u manage to nag even over text...

Jinwoo: I thought Taehyun was going to seriously get it

Jinwoo: turns out he was joking ^^ but funny how he just knew Seungyoon would nag

Mino: Nam Taehyun, why am I not there? you could have asked him if I could come, and I have would come.

Mino: the is wrong with you?!

Taehyun: You said you were going to sleep and told me that you will break my neck if I woke u up unless someone was breaking mine

Mino: right...

This kid ^^

Bye Bye~

I am gonne sleep now

P.S: The promise mentioned in this chapter will be revealed... one day. Probably. Maybe.