Idiot at First Sight.

Winner Text Messages.

 

"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"

- Dr.Seuss.

 

 

OT11 ^^/

Enjoy~

 

Seunghoon: I think I just broke a bone or twisted a muscle or something

Jinwoo: how can u not know for sure when u broke ur bone?

Seunghoon: I'm so tired, should I just give up on this whole working-out-to-get-awesome-abs thing?

Mino: they said u will be kicked out of YG if u don't have abs

Taehyun: huh?

Mino: everyone has abs

Taehyun: u don't

Mino: I'm working on it!

Seungyoon: now that I think about it

Seungyoon: even the kids have abs

Taehyun: I thought u would have one under that skinny skin of yours

Seungyoon: and I thought u would have feelings under that ty face of yours

Taehyun: I can't believe there was a time i thought u would be cool

Taehyun: seriously, how can u just be there with one sock?

Seungyoon: what was I suppose to do? get all dressed up because a new trainee was coming in?

Taehyun: u looked so lame, I didn't even recognize you. I was expecting a really manhwa-like dude, humming an awesome tune with eyes closed while

playing a guitar

Mino: I thought u were gay when I first saw u

Taehyun: thanks?

Jinwoo: me too 

Seunghoon: I think everyone did 

Taehyun: I wish I was gay so I could hit on you non-stop until you all get mental breakdown and break your necks

Bobby: I see you guys are doing well

Mino: Yoooooooo!

Bobby: AAAAAAAARGH!

B.I: Human language, please

Seunghoon: how did u guys even get in? 

Yunhyeong: we still have the password

Junhoe: so cheesy, so lame. You should change the password

Seunghoon: right ... we should.

Junhoe: wait, u came up with it, right? 

Seunghoon: yeah...

Jinhwan: Hello 

Jinwoo: Hi 

Junhoe: why are we here?

Donghyuk: I saw all of you just yesterday

Seungyoon: Ya ,pay respect to your seniors

Bobby: Pfffff

Mino: ya, why aren't you excited? you should be honored

Mino: u guys weren't here since the night after our debut

Mino: we are different now.

B.I: Yeah, let's never mention that night

Jinwoo: I still get shivers when I think about what was said that night

Junhoe: will regret it for my whole life

Yunhyeong: I thought it was cute how Junhoe babbled on and on and on and on and on about this and that and

Junhoe: hyung, please

Donghyuk: Junhoe, it is your turn to do the dishes

Junhoe: and?

Donghyuk: the dishes are not done!

Junhoe: the day will end after 6 hours. I still have time

Mino: you sound just like Taehyun

Mino: you guys should beat this kid up

Jinhwan: we would, if he would acknowledge us

Jinwoo: so, how is everyone? 

Bobby: working ridiculously hard

Seunghoon: apart from that?

Bobby: keeping Hanbin off of Jinan hyung

Seungyoon: almost as same as Taehyun and my situation

Seungyoon: the difference is that Hanbin is not trying to strangle Jinhwan

Junhoe: why would Taehyun hyung do that to you? you write the songs

Seungyoon: that is the only reason u can come up with to defend my life?

Donghyuk: be grateful that he bothered enough to do that

Junhoe: what is that suppose to mean?

Donghyuk: I'll tell u in private. I don't wanna curse in front of hyungs

Mino: u know, I never knew Donghyuk could be this smart-mouthed

Mino: I know he is smart, but he seemed like such a nice kid

Mino: like this kid that I would know who he is, but never actually talked to cause we are so different

Mino: turns out, he is a bit dumb and weird too

Donghyuk: and I thought u were really scary

Donghyuk: but then u started rapping about consitpation and flies...

Mino: my songs reflect my soul, my heart and my mind

Seungyoon: we know

Yunhyeong: I thought everyone was cool

Yunhyeong: so talented, so passionate and interesting

Yunhyeong: Donghyuk and Junhoe were dropping out of school.

Yunhyeong: Mino hyung was this scary dude that everyone talked about, Seungyoon hyung was lamer than I could ever imagine though

Seungyoon: I'm a free spirited person, doesn't anyone get me?

Taehyun: no

Taehyun: not when u r that lame

Yunhyeong: I thought Taehyun was gay

Taehyun: is there anyone who didn't wonder about my uality?

Junhoe: me? I didn't know that everyone thought u were gay

Taehyun: anyone else?

Donghyuk: I thought u were biual. 

Jinwoo: remember when we were all trainees and we would talk about the most random things?

Jinwoo: at first, some of us were awkward. Everyone talked formally and stuff

Jinwoo: then we got close...

Jinhwan: too close...

Bobby: it was fun though

Seungyoon: it wasn't fun when I asked one question and had to scroll through hundreds of s to find the answer

Seunghoon: I just got up to peel off this mask and I missed this much?

Seungyoon: exactly my point.

Donghyuk: Junhoe, get back here and get the dishes done!

Junhoe: I still have time. I can wash them when there is only 10 minutes left till midnight if I want to

B.I: go and do the dishes, Junhoe

Junhoe: u always take his side

B.I: cause he is always right

Yunhyeong: where did Jinwoo hyung go?

Jinhwan: me and him are talking privately

Taehyun: why?

Bobby: MIno hyung, u have to drop by tonight. Me and Hanbin got this sick beat

Bobby: if we do the recording now, maybe one day we can release it together

Mino: cool, don't forget to remind me though. I'm going nuts here too

B.I: please never call me at 4 in the morning to make me listen to your song again

Mino: I  get carried away! you are the only person who can censor my songs without making it lame that I would never perform

Donghyuk: Junhoe is still not here

Junhoe: I'm on my way! u r like the annoying little brother I never wanted

Donhyuk: I'm older than you!

Jinwoo: this is why

Seunghoon: this is why what?

Jinwoo: nothing

Mino: hey, we should all get dinner together

Mino: been a while

Seungyoon: sounds good to me

Yunhyeong: this is so tiring to keep up with, I don't even know who is talking to whom

Bobby: food

Yunhyeong: I'm in. 

Junhoe: I'm about to take the elevator, and I will do the dishes. Are you happy?

Junhoe: are you guys reading this?

Junhoe: Goo Junhoe is about to do the dishes.

Seunghoon: u really haven't changed a bit

Jinhwan: oh, he did change a bit. If we trip and fall, he actually ask us if we are okay, after laughing his off

Seungyoon: better than nothing

Seunghoon: Mino, did u draw s on this chicken?

Taehyun: I'm out.

Bobby: ah, seriously

Yunhyeong: how does he even think of stuff like that?

Mino: no

Mino: yes

Mino: I was bored

Mino: I couldn't sleep last night

Mino: sleep walking?

Taehyun: u can't stay cool even behind a phone

Mino: I thought u were out

Taehyun: I'm out now

Mino: idiot

Donghyuk: Junhoe is cleaning and I'm resting on the couch.

Donghyuk: see? dreams to do come true

Seungyoon: inspiring

 

 

 

 

I am judging these idiots this chapter to be honest.

 

 

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BANGSTAR88 #1
Chapter 18: This is awesome! I love it!
kpopfan324 #2
Chapter 1: Hahaha I love this
pinaywriter
#3
Chapter 1: I am re-reading your messages coz I need lovely thoughts. <3
swaglien
#4
Chapter 3: I wanna watch the vid but my wifi is horrible it's even hard to just comment or next chap eeeeeh .
swaglien
#5
Chapter 2: HAHAHAHAHHA " THAT KID'S SCARY " i was thinking hard on who's the kids and then ikon appeared hahaha! No reply from junhoe tho sassy junhoe XD
swaglien
#6
Chapter 1: I dont know how to feel about this tbh... like im happy winner got to debut and now having a comeback but for some reason the happiness is just not there i dont know thats just how i feel after a year and smthg meh