Idiot at First Sight.
Winner Text Messages.
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"
- Dr.Seuss.
OT11 ^^/
Enjoy~
Seunghoon: I think I just broke a bone or twisted a muscle or something
Jinwoo: how can u not know for sure when u broke ur bone?
Seunghoon: I'm so tired, should I just give up on this whole working-out-to-get-awesome-abs thing?
Mino: they said u will be kicked out of YG if u don't have abs
Taehyun: huh?
Mino: everyone has abs
Taehyun: u don't
Mino: I'm working on it!
Seungyoon: now that I think about it
Seungyoon: even the kids have abs
Taehyun: I thought u would have one under that skinny skin of yours
Seungyoon: and I thought u would have feelings under that ty face of yours
Taehyun: I can't believe there was a time i thought u would be cool
Taehyun: seriously, how can u just be there with one sock?
Seungyoon: what was I suppose to do? get all dressed up because a new trainee was coming in?
Taehyun: u looked so lame, I didn't even recognize you. I was expecting a really manhwa-like dude, humming an awesome tune with eyes closed while
playing a guitar
Mino: I thought u were gay when I first saw u
Taehyun: thanks?
Jinwoo: me too
Seunghoon: I think everyone did
Taehyun: I wish I was gay so I could hit on you non-stop until you all get mental breakdown and break your necks
Bobby: I see you guys are doing well
Mino: Yoooooooo!
Bobby: AAAAAAAARGH!
B.I: Human language, please
Seunghoon: how did u guys even get in?
Yunhyeong: we still have the password
Junhoe: so cheesy, so lame. You should change the password
Seunghoon: right ... we should.
Junhoe: wait, u came up with it, right?
Seunghoon: yeah...
Jinhwan: Hello
Jinwoo: Hi
Junhoe: why are we here?
Donghyuk: I saw all of you just yesterday
Seungyoon: Ya ,pay respect to your seniors
Bobby: Pfffff
Mino: ya, why aren't you excited? you should be honored
Mino: u guys weren't here since the night after our debut
Mino: we are different now.
B.I: Yeah, let's never mention that night
Jinwoo: I still get shivers when I think about what was said that night
Junhoe: will regret it for my whole life
Yunhyeong: I thought it was cute how Junhoe babbled on and on and on and on and on about this and that and
Junhoe: hyung, please
Donghyuk: Junhoe, it is your turn to do the dishes
Junhoe: and?
Donghyuk: the dishes are not done!
Junhoe: the day will end after 6 hours. I still have time
Mino: you sound just like Taehyun
Mino: you guys should beat this kid up
Jinhwan: we would, if he would acknowledge us
Jinwoo: so, how is everyone?
Bobby: working ridiculously hard
Seunghoon: apart from that?
Bobby: keeping Hanbin off of Jinan hyung
Seungyoon: almost as same as Taehyun and my situation
Seungyoon: the difference is that Hanbin is not trying to strangle Jinhwan
Junhoe: why would Taehyun hyung do that to you? you write the songs
Seungyoon: that is the only reason u can come up with to defend my life?
Donghyuk: be grateful that he bothered enough to do that
Junhoe: what is that suppose to mean?
Donghyuk: I'll tell u in private. I don't wanna curse in front of hyungs
Mino: u know, I never knew Donghyuk could be this smart-mouthed
Mino: I know he is smart, but he seemed like such a nice kid
Mino: like this kid that I would know who he is, but never actually talked to cause we are so different
Mino: turns out, he is a bit dumb and weird too
Donghyuk: and I thought u were really scary
Donghyuk: but then u started rapping about consitpation and flies...
Mino: my songs reflect my soul, my heart and my mind
Seungyoon: we know
Yunhyeong: I thought everyone was cool
Yunhyeong: so talented, so passionate and interesting
Yunhyeong: Donghyuk and Junhoe were dropping out of school.
Yunhyeong: Mino hyung was this scary dude that everyone talked about, Seungyoon hyung was lamer than I could ever imagine though
Seungyoon: I'm a free spirited person, doesn't anyone get me?
Taehyun: no
Taehyun: not when u r that lame
Yunhyeong: I thought Taehyun was gay
Taehyun: is there anyone who didn't wonder about my uality?
Junhoe: me? I didn't know that everyone thought u were gay
Taehyun: anyone else?
Donghyuk: I thought u were biual.
Jinwoo: remember when we were all trainees and we would talk about the most random things?
Jinwoo: at first, some of us were awkward. Everyone talked formally and stuff
Jinwoo: then we got close...
Jinhwan: too close...
Bobby: it was fun though
Seungyoon: it wasn't fun when I asked one question and had to scroll through hundreds of s to find the answer
Seunghoon: I just got up to peel off this mask and I missed this much?
Seungyoon: exactly my point.
Donghyuk: Junhoe, get back here and get the dishes done!
Junhoe: I still have time. I can wash them when there is only 10 minutes left till midnight if I want to
B.I: go and do the dishes, Junhoe
Junhoe: u always take his side
B.I: cause he is always right
Yunhyeong: where did Jinwoo hyung go?
Jinhwan: me and him are talking privately
Taehyun: why?
Bobby: MIno hyung, u have to drop by tonight. Me and Hanbin got this sick beat
Bobby: if we do the recording now, maybe one day we can release it together
Mino: cool, don't forget to remind me though. I'm going nuts here too
B.I: please never call me at 4 in the morning to make me listen to your song again
Mino: I get carried away! you are the only person who can censor my songs without making it lame that I would never perform
Donghyuk: Junhoe is still not here
Junhoe: I'm on my way! u r like the annoying little brother I never wanted
Donhyuk: I'm older than you!
Jinwoo: this is why
Seunghoon: this is why what?
Jinwoo: nothing
Mino: hey, we should all get dinner together
Mino: been a while
Seungyoon: sounds good to me
Yunhyeong: this is so tiring to keep up with, I don't even know who is talking to whom
Bobby: food
Yunhyeong: I'm in.
Junhoe: I'm about to take the elevator, and I will do the dishes. Are you happy?
Junhoe: are you guys reading this?
Junhoe: Goo Junhoe is about to do the dishes.
Seunghoon: u really haven't changed a bit
Jinhwan: oh, he did change a bit. If we trip and fall, he actually ask us if we are okay, after laughing his off
Seungyoon: better than nothing
Seunghoon: Mino, did u draw s on this chicken?
Taehyun: I'm out.
Bobby: ah, seriously
Yunhyeong: how does he even think of stuff like that?
Mino: no
Mino: yes
Mino: I was bored
Mino: I couldn't sleep last night
Mino: sleep walking?
Taehyun: u can't stay cool even behind a phone
Mino: I thought u were out
Taehyun: I'm out now
Mino: idiot
Donghyuk: Junhoe is cleaning and I'm resting on the couch.
Donghyuk: see? dreams to do come true
Seungyoon: inspiring
I am judging these idiots this chapter to be honest.
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