"Have I gone mad?

I'm afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usually are."

-  Lewis Carroll. Alice in Wonderland.

Since today Winner is debuting and Winner Text Messages is also starting,

I thought I would treat you guys.

Double update ^^

Enjoy~

After filming the parody of The Heirs, for the 8th episode of Winner TV.

Late night

Winner's dorm.

Mino: really pretty

Mino: realy pretty, whoa, how can hyung be so pretty?

Mino: no matter how much I stare at this picture, it is our hyung, but this is daebak

Mino: Jinwoo hyung is so pretty

Seungyoon: stop fooling around, aren't you tired?

Seunghoon: Ya

Seunghoon: I was pretty, too

Seunghoon: rich and charismatic, what more do you want from a woman?

Mino: I wouldn't want you even if you bought me the world

Jinwoo: why not? marry him, dump him, and live in peace for the rest of your life

Seunghoon: so u would marry me?

Jinwoo: no, that plan was for Mino.

Jinwoo: I actually love myself, I would never marry you

Seunghoon: why? I'm a good person. You don't know this, but I'm really romantic and caring

Taehyun: you are battling a lost war. Jinwoo hyung is already mine

Jinwoo: I don't date with creepy kids

Mino: marry me, hyung. I'll look after you well

Seungyoon: ya, didn't you hear the fortune teller?

Seungyoon: Yang president will not forgive you if you get into a relationship

Mino: forbidden love just makes my blood boil even more

Jinwoo: I don't know if your joke really is funny, or if I'm laughing cause it is late and I'm tired

Jinwoo: probably the second one

Mino: see? I can make you laugh! that is important

Seunghoon: if you had to choose out of us

Seunghoon: who would you pick, and why?

Jinwoo: I don't know, what will you do for me?

Mino: the hosue chores, I'm really neat

Jinwoo:  meh

Taehyun: yeah, right, your room smells like horse

Mino: you wanted to say that I smell ike horse , didn't you? but u thought it might cross the line, so you said it is my room, didn't you?

Taehyun: yeah 

Seunghoon: I can give you massages

Jinwoo: you are too ugly, Mino

Jinwoo: you are out

Seunghoon: and me?

Jinwoo: you love your underwears more than me

Jinwoo: Seunghoon out

Seungyoon: what is this? me and Taehyun left?

Taehyun: why am I even being compared to this person?

Seungyoon: this person?!

Jinwoo: oh, Taehyun is still here?

Jinwoo: he is out from the beggining

Jinwoo: I don't date creepy kids

Taehyun: whatever

Mino: I'll have you, don't worry. Hyung has your back

Mino: to be honest, Taehyun was really pretty, too

Taehyun: gross

Seungyoon: so I'm the winner?

Jinwoo: I thought it would be rude if I didn't choose you when we sleep next to each other

Taehyun: that is the reason?! 

Mino: only Jinwoo hyung would think like that

Seunghoon: has anyone sent these pictures to the kids?

Taehyun: I'll leave this group if you do that

Seunghoon: come on, they are gonna watch it anyway

Seunghoon: oh, and mine is worse, I held that mop and I just went crazy

Seunghoon: I don't know what got into my mind

Mino: your inner mop-lover self got out

Seungyoon: already sent

Jinwoo: what did they say?

Seungyoon: Jiwon is flipping me off for waking him, says Jinwoo noona is so pretty ^^

Seungyoon: Jinhwan is asking how we are doing

Seungyoon: no reply from Junhoe

Seungyoon: Donghyuk is confused, and Yunhyeong says that he is prettier

Seungyoon: I didn't send it to Hanbin, that kid is scary.

Taehyun: nobody said anything about me?

Seungyoon: I didn't send them your picture. What am I, your manager?

Seungyoon:  promote yourself

Taehyun: forget it

Precious creature ^^

Subscribe, comment and maybe some upvotes? 

Have a blast today, sweeties.

Winner has now officially debuted.