kyungsoo was skeptical about signing up to an online dating agency with the slogan: "greet. meet. treat." but after chanyeol's incessant badgering and guarantees "or your money back" (despite it being a free service), kyungsoo finds himself a new member of 'sweet discreet'.

he's both excited and apprehensive but what's done is done. a mere twenty minutes pass and he sees a message notification from a 'baekoong'.

"your hot mate," kyungsoo reads the message and frowns. kyungsoo didn't upload any pictures of his friends. he's only uploaded one photo; of him smiling with a peace sign as per chanyeol's suggestion. oh, speaking of his best friend, kyungsoo wouldn't put it past him to mess with his account. kyungsoo arrives to the conclusion that chanyeol has uploaded his gnarly selfies "for the lulz" when kyungsoo had left his phone unattended at some point. he quickly loads his profile page. nope, there's only the one photo displayed on the screen. perplexed, he opens his inbox and sends a reply, "what hot friend?"

his phone buzzes instantly. "i think your hot???? ;)"

oh. username 'baekoong' means 'you're'. kyungsoo shakes his head at his phone. he composes another message back, "i think you mean you're."

"i think i want you're inside me."

kyungsoo requests for his account to be immediately deleted and sends an articulately worded text (read: 90% profanity) to chanyeol.




chanyeol isn't quite sure why he's just read the word, "", fifty seven times in one text message from kyungsoo. leaving his friend to cool off for the time being, he reads another message, this time from his colleague, "you're hot mate rejected me :("

"your hot mate*," chanyeol corrects.

"why are you hitting on me when i asked you to set me up with you're hot friend?? what kind of friend are you????"

chanyeol deletes baekhyun's contact details from his phone.