Helloooo yo yo yo! This fic is special because it is for my Potato's birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEI <3
He can't be that handsome Gryffindor Chaser, nor can he be a rich President of some lame "elves appreciation" society.
He's definitely not a stupid cocky Slytherin, and neither is he a clever (and pretty) Ravenclaw.
Maybe you're guessing that he could be a cute little Hufflepuff instead?
No, that still isn't him. That cute little Hufflepuff is his most favourite person on earth...
And you are still far from guessing what he is.