A million Galleons can't compare (to what we have)

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Title: A million Galleons can't compare (to what we have)

Pairing: Channie/Baekhyun... okay it's Chanyeol/Baekhyun + possibly some Sehun/Luhan, Suho/Chen & Sehun/Kai (implied)

Genre: Fluff, Crack(?), Hogwarts AU

Length: Oneshot, 15,300 words

Warnings: I don't even know how this happened... actually I do. But I still don't know why this happened. Does not contain 100% homo sapiens (hint: elves )

Disclaimer: I made many things up. (Drinking Fanged Geranium sap + milk won't make you beautiful, it might cause diarrhea.)

 

Helloooo yo yo yo! This fic is special because it is for my Potato's birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEI <3

 

 

Foreword

He can't be that handsome Gryffindor Chaser, nor can he be a rich President of some lame "elves appreciation" society.
He's definitely not a stupid cocky Slytherin, and neither is he a clever (and pretty) Ravenclaw.

Maybe you're guessing that he could be a cute little Hufflepuff instead?

No, that still isn't him. That cute little Hufflepuff is his most favourite person on earth...

 

 

And you are still far from guessing what he is.

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