A million Galleons can't compare (to what we have)

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Title: A million Galleons can't compare (to what we have)

Pairing: Channie/Baekhyun... okay it's Chanyeol/Baekhyun + possibly some Sehun/Luhan, Suho/Chen & Sehun/Kai (implied)

Genre: Fluff, Crack(?), Hogwarts AU

Length: Oneshot, 15,300 words

Warnings: I don't even know how this happened... actually I do. But I still don't know why this happened. Does not contain 100% homo sapiens (hint: elves )

Disclaimer: I made many things up. (Drinking Fanged Geranium sap + milk won't make you beautiful, it might cause diarrhea.)

 

Helloooo yo yo yo! This fic is special because it is for my Potato's birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEI <3

 

 

Foreword

He can't be that handsome Gryffindor Chaser, nor can he be a rich President of some lame "elves appreciation" society.
He's definitely not a stupid cocky Slytherin, and neither is he a clever (and pretty) Ravenclaw.

Maybe you're guessing that he could be a cute little Hufflepuff instead?

No, that still isn't him. That cute little Hufflepuff is his most favourite person on earth...

 

 

And you are still far from guessing what he is.

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green009 #1
Chapter 4: Waaat that's it>< man! i wish there would be more
C00kingUnic0rns #2
Chapter 4: THIS STORY WAS ADORABLE AND THE ENDING WAS CUTE TOOOO!
exoangst #3
Chapter 4: throughout the story i was imagining harry and dobby and i was like NOPE I CAN'T IMAGINE DJJSSJAKAK BUT STILL THIS STORY IS STILL CUTE!!
naty_kkaebsong #4
Chapter 4: This is so adorable, I don't even know what to say ><
It's nice to read about Hufflepuff Baekhyun for a change and omg elf Channie! It was fun reading something different for a change and I can only think about how cute it was. Thank you for writing this amazing story, I really liked it *^^*
sapphic-nymph #5
Chapter 3: "Da ?" Was exactly my reaction when I realized that Chanyeol was an elf like "OMG what's going on?"
This is lke the most creative and original thing that I've ever read and I'm kind of amazed by Hufflepuff!Baek (in the fic I read he was either a Slytherin or a Gryffindor) and Elf!Chanyeol (Holy gosh I actually started crying of laughter when he spoke of himself in third person or at realization of him being bald, which he is not- thanks Merlin)
Potato Sehun for the win!
YoungWoo17 #6
Chapter 4: OH AND IF EVER THERES A CHANCE.OF IT HAPPENING, OPPA SEQUEL PLS EHEHEHE WHERE THEY END UP TGT EHEHEHHEHEHEHE



and ps I WAS REALLY SURPRISED W THE STORY IT WAS THE MOST WONDERFUL SURPRISE EVER. THANKS AGAIN REI YOURE BESTEST.
YoungWoo17 #7
Chapter 4: OHY GOD REI OHY GOD

IM LITERALLY SCREAMING AND CRYING AND FLAILING AROUND
BECAUSE HOW. HOW. /HOW/


THIS IS SO PERFECT??!?!!

your writing has improved so so so much (not that it wasn't already awesome before)
But this THIS IS FKSHKSHSKDHSIAGSJ!!!!?!!!!!

i don't even know what to say? i don't deserve this omg? its too goood ;; YOU REALLY MADE ME CRY YOU KNOW with Baek being a jerk to chan and chan giving his everything to baek (and cries at the oh sehun here omg ahahah) IT FELT LIKE I WAS REALLY READING AN AUTHENTIC HP STORY OH MY GOD. ;A;

sorry you know how stupid i am w conveying my thoughts lol and so this comment will just be an incomprehensible chunk of feels but REI REI REIIIIIIIII BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU THAT THIS IS AWESOMEST

I LOVE CHANYEOL SFM HERE IM GONNA CRY.
(but tbh its second only to oh sehun suffering from Potatoism OH MY GAH AHAHAHAH)

idk what else to say. pls take my heart. i love you forever. one of the best ever fic ive read and AWESOEMST BIRTHDAY PRESENT. HUHUUHUHUHUHUHU thank you so much oppa. ;u;
northerndownpour #8
Chapter 4: Ah... a story where Baek is (finally) taller than Chan XD jk.
It. Was. Great. I'm not a huge fan of HP, but it's fun to read about this au.
I like this. A lot. Thank you :)
nurzuwaida #9
Chapter 4: the dobby is cute omg i really enjoy reading this
soulpreme #10
Chapter 4: i can feel the love for yeol even tho he was a dobby-kind-of elf rather than a legolas-kind-of elf in the story lol

oh i wish there's some fairygodmother that could turn him into human (like pinnocchio) bc he's such a sweetheart i cannot contain my feels, like when baek throw him away i felt like i was the one being thrown into a trash bin

thank you for writing this!
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