Siwon POV

Why the hell every stall seems like run out of tteokbokki? It's not even 8 PM yet. Seems like there's tteokbokki-crave virus infecting the whole town. Kyuhyun didn't say anything but I know he's upset. We already come to 4 different snack stalls but each of them run out of tteokbokki already. 

"Baby, I don't know where's the other snack stalls around here. Should we bought french fries or potato chips instead? Or do you want to eat sushi?"

"Hmm...Potato chips. I'm sorry hyung I'm troubling you." He looks at me with his dejected eyes. Ah, are you really crave for tteokbokki baby? If only we ever made love before I'll be so sure that you're pregnant. 

Just know when I have to explain about reproduction process to him is...........frustrating. I mean, the furthest physical touch we had is peck, innocent peck in the lips that lingers for not more than one second. He doesn't even know what french kiss, or make out or what ion is. I bet he mostly don't know about wet dream as well. He's a total pure. I wonder, did his junior will react if ever I touch it. 

Wooooo......shut your dirty thought Siwon!

"Hyung..." He touch my right thigh innocently but the dirty thought in my mind just now triggers something erted inside my mind and I feel the twitch in my junior. "What is wet dream?" 

The car stops suddenly as I press the brake unconsciously. What kind of question is that? Kyuhyun you........................... 

"YA HYUNG! DON'T STOP THE CAR SUDDENLY! YOU SHOCK ME!"

The hell with your shock, I get it more because of your question baby. "You don't know baby?" and I bring the car to be parked in the side of the street slowly. This, will be a very serious and frustrating talk as before so I better focusing my self on it. No talk-while-driving or I might crash us into what-knows.

"Is it when I had a bad dream and I'm so scared until I pee inside my dream but I also pee in real life so I wet the bed? But my friends in school said that got wet dream means we're reach our puberty and no longer a kid. But isn't parents everywhere always said that only a kid who will wet the bed in their sleep? Huh?"

My.......................................................................... Sometimes I wonder, is he just a pure innocent boy or is he an idiotic one. No, absolutely he's not an idiotic boy. The hell, he got a high IQ and he's always so smart. Sometimes he even gave me precious suggestions in solving my problems at work. So, for not knowing about trivial thing like wet dream, I will just call him as an extremely pure innocent boy.

"Have you ever dream about something....pleasurable, and then you woke up with a wet pants just it's not pee but something......thicker and whitish?" 

"Pleasurable?" 

God have mercy on me, please.... "Yes, it makes you feel pleasurable in some certain body parts." Don't, don't make me explain to him which body parts. Please tell me that he understand about it already.... 

"Which body parts? Tongue? Last night I dream about eating very, very delicious tteokbokki. I even feels the yummy taste in my tongue after I woke up. But I didn't have wet pants. Is that also count as wet dream? Or half wet dream at least."

THAT EXPLAINS THE SUDDEN CRAVE FOR TTEOKBOKKI. And of course, the only this kid understand is food . "No, that's not wet dream. Not even half of. The body parts I'm talking about is your and the area around it." 

"MY WHAT?"

"Your this." and I touch his clothed a little. As expected, he flinched and slap my hand away. 

"HYUNG!" His face is all red and his hands look trembling. I know he's kind of embarrassed but boy please, so do I. Oh no, scratch that. MORE DO I. Then, it will be better if I put aside my embarrassment for a while and explain him the whole thing or another awkward and embarrassing moment will come, sooner or later. Better face it once and over, no matter how awkward and embarrassing this could be. 

"Baby, relax. I need to explain you the whole thing clearly because you sure too innocent for your own good, and that's not good. Boy your age, or maybe even they whom younger than you already understand this whole matter. And note it, I don't like it if you know about this from other people than me, or your family. Seems like your parents didn't feel the need to tell you and Ahra Noona, well, she's a woman and she maybe couldn't explain it in precise.. So, relax. Ok? Believe me." 

He looks at me with those big brown eyes, as if judging me. A traits he share with Ahra and his mother. "Ok. Explain to me." 

'Yeayyyyyy, go go go Siwon go you can yeah you caaaaaaan~' I cheers my self inwardly. Stupid, yeah. But I do really need to be cheered for this. 

"Well, I've told you before that reproduction process means we have to put my into your hole so that my can met your egg in the womb and hopefully we can have a baby and I sincerely hope our baby will be as beautiful as you are