Prompt: Imagine your OTP’s class reading Romeo and Juliet. Person A is reading Romeo’s part and person B is reading Juliet’s part. They read their lines very badly, interrupt each other, and pronounce the Shakespearean English words wrong. So much for romance.

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"Okay, today class... class..." Leeteuk starts to say

"Shut up!!!!" Kangin, the teacher's aide, shouts

"Thank you Kangin..."

"You're welcome Teukie..."

"Anyway, today we'll be reading from Romeo and Juliet in an attempt to..."

"Humiliate us at our lack of English skills?" Henry asks

"You're fluent, so hush up!"

"Yes Leeteuk."

"Alright Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, does anybody know anything about it?"

"Isn't that the one everyone hails as a loves story, but is just a real pathetic excuse of lack of communication?" Kyuhyun, a cynical person to begin with, mutters

"You're kinda on the right track. We'll just be reading select scenes. Henry, would you like to read?"

"Which one?"

"Either Juliet or Romeo is fine."

"What scene?"

"The balcony scene, so... Act 2 Scene 2. Which one will you be?"

"I'll be Juliet, I guess." Henry says, elicting a few whistles from some other classmates

"And... how about you Zhou Mi play Romeo?"

"Me?" Zhou Mi asks meekily, being forced to stand up by Kyuhyun

"I don't see why not. Okay, Zhou Mi begin at the line "O, Speak again, bright angel..."."

"Alright... I'm sorry Henry...."

"Just do it, stupid."

"Wait!"

"What?!" Leeteuk and Henry groan in unison

"If Henry is my Juliet, for this scene, does this mean I must kiss him?" Zhou Mi asks, blushing

"Pucker up lover boy..." Heechul taunts<