Prompt: Imagine your OTP with children, person A is the nice/fun parent and person B is really over protective, and one of their kids brings home a boyfriend/girlfriend.

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"Do I look good?"

"Why wouldn't you? You always look perfect Teukie!"

"I know you think that, but just imagine, if you were a father, would you let your child date me looking like this?"

"Hell, I'd steal my daughter's boyfriend if he looked like you."

"Kangin!"

"Okay... just so you know, my parents are a bit strange..."

"What? Hippies, extreme conservatives? Name it."

"Well I have a mom and a dad, but well..."

"They're gay?"

"Yes."

"How did you find out?"

"Umm... an unlocked door when I was about eleven. That and seeing my mom get boners throughout my childhood now that I think about it."

"Oh my... your family sounds..."

"Dysfunctional, crazy, something you don't want to get involved in?"

"Crazy, but the good kind of crazy. Are we going to go inside or are we just going to have dinner with your parents out in the hallway?" Leeteuk asks sarcastically

"Oh right, here let me get the door for you Leeteuk."

"Thank you Kangin."

"Welcome home Woonie-baby!" Ryeowook shouts from the kitchen

"Mom, I brought Leeteuk with me."

"What?! Kim Youngwoon, why didn't you tell me?! I didn't make anything special for him."

"It's alright Mr. Kim..."

"You can call me Mom, if you're okay with it Leeteuk." Ryeowook says as he walks up to the doorway "Hurry, take off your shoes and come in."

"Of course mom."

"Jongwoon, get off your , your son's boyfriend is here."

"Can you get me a beer honey?"

"Ugh, you idiot." Ryeowook says as he walks over to the refridgerator, gets a beer, and hands it off to Yesung with a kiss on his husband's head

"I love you?"

"Dad, this is Leeteuk." Kangin says as he walks over to the couch

"It's nice to meet you Mr. Kim." Leeteuk mutters as he bows

"Stop groveling."

"Yes sir."

"Dad." Kangin mutters curtly

"I'll go help out your mother." Leeteuk says quietly

"Sit down." Yesung says as Kangin falls into the couch

"How will I make it through the night dad?"

"What's up?"

"Seeing Leeteuk all domestic-y. You were right."

"Of course I'm right. How many times do you think I've jumped your mom while you're at school?"

"Too many times for me to want to know."

"Enough where you could have siblings."

"Siblings? As more than one? Are you two addicts?"

"I'll admit, your mom turns me on more than I'd like to admit in front of you right now, but hey, I love him a